CANADIAN HATE THREAD

[Jenna]

4. Who cares it's all retarded

Isn't the real "Turry" some paraplegic Canadian runner? Nice pretending to be apathetic about sports, stupid.

Are you asking to invent one or pick a second one?

You can pick one of the three and the genie grants your wish. For the good of your country.

 

[Turk February]

Isn't the real "Turry" some paraplegic Canadian runner? Nice pretending to be apathetic about sports, stupid.



You can pick one of the three and the genie grants your wish. For the good of your country.

Well behind the Jays it's the Mets
Behind the Raptors it's the Bulls
Behind the Bills it's the Giants.

 

[Jenna]

Well behind the Jays it's the Mets
Behind the Raptors it's the Bulls
Behind the Bills it's the Giants.

I don't think I'm explaining myself correctly. You can have a 2nd MLB team brought to Canada, a 2nd NBA team, or the NFL thing. You can even pick which city to put it in. So for instance, you could bring back the Montreal Expos, or Vancouver Grizzlies, but not both!

 

[Turk February]

I don't think I'm explaining myself correctly. You can have a 2nd MLB team brought to Canada, a 2nd NBA team, or the NFL thing. You can even pick which city to put it in. So for instance, you could bring back the Montreal Expos, or Vancouver Grizzlies, but not both!

So I would love to see Montreal in the MLB
I would love to see Ottawa in the NFL
And I'd love to see Vancouver play Basketball

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Isn't the real "Turry" some paraplegic Canadian runner? Nice pretending to be apathetic about sports, stupid.

It was originally an homage to Terry Schiavo but I felt bad about it. Terry Fox actually pisses me off, he's like a secular Canadian saint and all schoolchildren are forced on a yearly death march to commemorate his inability to run across the country on one leg without succumbing to cancer.

 

[Jenna]

It was originally an homage to Terry Schiavo but I felt bad about it. Terry Fox actually pisses me off, he's like a secular Canadian saint and all schoolchildren are forced on a yearly death march to commemorate his inability to run across the country on one leg without succumbing to cancer.

Wait you dislike the runner dude? That's news to me. I thought you were honoring some Canadian folk hero like how ya'll are weird about Celine Dion.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Wait you dislike the runner dude? That's news to me. I thought you were honoring some Canadian folk hero like how ya'll are weird about Celine Dion.

Every year we have to go over the story again like it's some notable event in history. You could be forgiven for growing up here with the impression that nobody gave a shit about cancer until old Terry came along and jogged a third of the way across Canada. It's just one of those patriotic things that seems normal if you don't look at it objectively. The amount of schools named after him and statues erected in his honour and time devoted to going over the story is asinine.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

If he'd made it I bet there might be a statue in his hometown and they'd do the run there but he died so he's what passes for a martyr in this socialist shithole.

 

[PickleRickle]

It was originally an homage to Terry Schiavo but I felt bad about it. Terry Fox actually pisses me off, he's like a secular Canadian saint and all schoolchildren are forced on a yearly death march to commemorate his inability to run across the country on one leg without succumbing to cancer.

Fucking based. I didnt know you actually hated the guy, thats awesome. When Terry Fox ran by my grandparents camp and everyone ran out to the road to watch the faggot run by, my mom stayed back cause she didnt give a fawk about some loser being death marched.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Fucking based. I didnt know you actually hated the guy, thats awesome. When Terry Fox ran by my grandparents camp and everyone ran out to the road to watch the faggot run by, my mom stayed back cause she didnt give a fawk about some loser being death marched.

I mean whatever it was a noble cause but I'm not going to suck his dick over it. It's the cult of personality that I hate.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Celine Dion is an annoying bitch, too. I'm glad she left. Neil Young can also suck my dick.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I thot @Dummy Gaynuts was a southern yellow belly like @FrogmanKurlan ?
you're telling me he was one of those larping edmonton rural dweebs this whole time?
I feel violated....I hope you burn your tongue on a latte at "Timmies", faggot

 

[Hello Oneal!]

Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.

Scott Steiner's disdain for Canadians has always been a weirdly hilarious bit. Maybe it's because his tag-team with Test didn't workout...

 

[NeedFana]

It was originally an homage to Terry Schiavo but I felt bad about it. Terry Fox actually pisses me off, he's like a secular Canadian saint and all schoolchildren are forced on a yearly death march to commemorate his inability to run across the country on one leg without succumbing to cancer.

He had cancer? I thought he got hit by a car because he was always running in the middle of the road like a retard

 

[Hello Oneal!]

It was originally an homage to Terry Schiavo but I felt bad about it. Terry Fox actually pisses me off, he's like a secular Canadian saint and all schoolchildren are forced on a yearly death march to commemorate his inability to run across the country on one leg without succumbing to cancer.

Patrice O'Neal: "Why was Terry Schiavo on the fucking phone?!?!"

Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy:

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I thot @Dummy Gaynuts was a southern yellow belly like @FrogmanKurlan ?
you're telling me he was one of those larping edmonton rural dweebs this whole time?
I feel violated....I hope you burn your tongue on a latte at "Timmies", faggot

I am not a canadian, and am highly insulted by the accusation. The DMAN dropped the ball on this one

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I am not a canadian, and am highly insulted by the accusation. The DMAN dropped the ball on this one

Canadians simply don’t have the fortitude and stamina to hate niggers at the same level as a southerner.. that kind of racism can only be achieved through a lifetime of living around shitskins and their monkeyshines. If I hadn’t already known you were a good ole rebel I would have pieced it together on my own. You should DM him and DMAND an apology

 

[Turk February]

Canadians simply don’t have the fortitude and stamina to hate niggers at the same level as a southerner.. that kind of racism can only be achieved through a lifetime of living around shitskins and their monkeyshines. If I hadn’t already known you were a good ole rebel I would have pieced it together on my own. You should DM him and DMAND an apology

Our so and sos aren't bad enough for us to be as racist against them.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Canadians simply don’t have the fortitude and stamina to hate niggers at the same level as a southerner.. that kind of racism can only be achieved through a lifetime of living around shitskins and their monkeyshines. If I hadn’t already known you were a good ole rebel I would have pieced it together on my own. You should DM him and DMAND an apology

Everyone is welcome to listen to the recordings of my retarded family in the wyzz forum too

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@DMAN, retake control of your thread. Don't let these Canadians walk all over it.