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Can you believe this idiot.

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When Pat was texted by a redditor that his uncle had told his girl cousins that "he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete" he answered in a 100% serious way "my uncle said no such thing". Is he really this retarded? Maybe he'll get asked again.


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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Not his kids, kids he was having sex with I imagine.
It’s such an odd thing to say - especially on the internet. “Kids these days, am I right? Why I had teach mine about AIDS!” Why of all things you decided AIDS in the 80s was what your kids NEED to know about? What is with these weirdos and sexually transmitted diseases?
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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When Pat was texted by a redditor that his uncle had told his girl cousins that "he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete" he answered in a 100% serious way "my uncle said no such thing". Is he really this retarded? Maybe he'll get asked again.


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He wouldn’t get the reference. This faggot has never watched a good TV show in his life. Just capeshit reruns. He’d be asking why Tony Soprano is a LE LITERAL NAZI! or some retarded comparison between him and Trump.
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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As time goes on it becomes more and more apparent that he really is a fucking mong. When Howard Stern did a staff IQ test, they included Eric the Midget. He scored – 90. I am willing to bet Rick tops out no more than 95. The reason I use Eric The Midget as a comparison is because how everyone pointed out Rick replies in the same vain, time after time after time.

TL : DR - Rick is a mental midget.
 
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NoBacon

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This totally happened. Nobody knows who Danny DeVito is. I'm genuinely good friends with Rob from Always Sunny since before that show even happened and this TOTALLY TRACKS, PAT! Either you're a lying, fat cunt or you're a fat cunt with a retard for a "friend."

Tell him I love sunny but his powerful and moving gay dance scene was fucking gay. Tell him I said that specifically, he’ll be devastated.

I also want the show to end with Cricket finding his faith again, turning his life completely round and all of the cast being sent to Hell.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Tell him I love sunny but his powerful and moving gay dance scene was fucking gay. Tell him I said that specifically, he’ll be devastated.

I also want the show to end with Cricket finding his faith again, turning his life completely round and all of the cast being sent to Hell.
He's been here and has learned his lesson; ironically from your arch nemesis Jenna shitting on the same thing. I will genuinely pitch your ending though. I like that.
 

Stealthygeekfan

SHE'S A NIGGER!!
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This guy is really creeping me out - this was on Pats “young people don’t know taxi meaning they don’t understand anything!” Nonsense
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You “had” to explain AIDS to your kids?
Well son you see, back in the 80's the degeneracy of faggots reached critical mass and God had to start smiting them down.

Aids spread like wildfire, infecting them all and killing many. But still the faggots kept buttfucking every stranger and refusing to use any form of protection. "Our love is not a crime!" they'd shout as they were sucking their 4th dick of the night in a filthy bar bathroom.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Completely devoid of self awareness.

Fat Rick Tomlinson is a man so far up his own ass that he has no idea what other people experience or think about. He has no credibility to speak on how other people young or old think, learn, or live.

Never mind the fact this RETARD doesn't know the difference between guilty and no contest. This ignoramus almost joined Scientology in 2012 because he had never heard of them before and is too autistic to recognize a cult when he's literally in one. This is the guy who pontificates about baseball and doesn't know the NL doesn't use the DH. This guy has no clue what he knows or doesn't know, why should he be telling other people what they should know?

He is the quintessential American rube.
Pat seems to have a very child-like mindset that you see with kids age 5-10 where they think if they like it EVERYONE likes it and if they don’t like it NOBODY likes it and can’t understand people having different tastes and interests.

He watches pretty much all capeshit programs meant for kids and believes it’s the pinnacle of tv / filmmaking and if you don’t like it then YOU are the dumb idiot that is wrong. It also seems like due to this child mindset he can’t watch anything made for adults - he rarely ever mentions enjoying anything that isn’t set in space or has men in capes with super powers because he can’t relate or understand it. He’s a 43 year old man with a 8 year old’s mind. He’s retarded and very stupid.

Don’t forget- the only gifts he’s given his daughter were Star Wars toys because he likes so that means everyone likes it. Those gifts of course end up being sold through Facebook marketplace / yard sales from Ade because his daughter didnt want them.
 
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RickReternal

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Tell him I love sunny but his powerful and moving gay dance scene was fucking gay. Tell him I said that specifically, he’ll be devastated.

I also want the show to end with Cricket finding his faith again, turning his life completely round and all of the cast being sent to Hell.
The gay dance scene was so shockingly bad. He is coming out and decides to dance with…a woman? Clearly McElhenney not wanting to get *too* gay. Anyhow, love the show. I’ve howled at the earlier seasons and it’s great to rewatch.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He didn't say his kids, just kids, way worse
Yikes, even creepier - “let me tell you kids about AIDS - hey, where are you going? This is important!”

That JD guy is really creepy - he’s seen to be an “author” but an even bigger loser than Pat. He’s become the new Laura Rich - pats only fan that he ignores for the most part.
 
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