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Can we all agree Patrick's exit strategy is bankruptcy?

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the 7 year rule
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Jenna

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I mean, what happens if:

1. He refinances the hovel to the point the bank pretty much owns it
2. Spends all his & Niki's savings on vacations and $70 well-done steak
3. Sells/gifts the Mustang and Triumph to Niki's mom, or sells them for KBB value and goes on more vacations
4. Finally comes to Jen with an "oopsie doodles, I legitimately spent all my money and have nothing left. Also I refuse to get a job so you can garnish my salary."

I mean, they can't send him to debtors prison, right? It'd be a financial kamikaze but Patrick is stubborn enough to fulfil his "Quasi will never see a cent from me" promise.
 
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At this point Patrick would rather go to prison than Pay Quasi, and if he does, I will write to him every day.
I'm sure we can start a gofundme to put some zoom-zooms and wam-wams on his books.

If someone completely maxed out his commissary the first week he was there the fat mong wouldn't be able to resist spending it all and he'd immediately be a target for some brave POC to extract reparations
 

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I mean, what happens if:

1. He refinances the hovel to the point the bank pretty much owns it
2. Spends all his & Niki's savings on vacations and $70 well-done steak
3. Sells/gifts the Mustang and Triumph to Niki's mom, or sells them for KBB value and goes on more vacations
4. Finally comes to Jen with an "oopsie doodles, I legitimately spent all my money and have nothing left. Also I refuse to get a job so you can garnish my salary."

I mean, they can't send him to debtors prison, right? It'd be a financial kamikaze but Patrick is stubborn enough to fulfil his "Quasi will never see a cent from me" promise.

Based on the information Quasi has leaked so far (which is fuck all, nice professionalism stupid), I'm pretty sure the Asian lawyers have anticipated all that and that is probably why the SFWA spent $6,000 trying to quash the subpoena. They will likely be on the hook for it. Just a guess, though. Pat is fat.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I'm sure we can start a gofundme to put some zoom-zooms and wam-wams on his books.

If someone completely maxed out his commissary the first week he was there the fat mong wouldn't be able to resist spending it all and he'd immediately be a target for some brave POC to extract reparations
Solid slow burn bit. End up getting extorted for his commissary then beat up when the honeybun supply dries up.
 
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Solid slow burn bit. End up getting extorted for his commissary then beat up when the honeybun supply dries up.

He'd have to stick with the AB or PEN1 or one of the other prison gangs in order to not get raped and preyed on by the other races. He'd probably think the blacks would welcome him with open arms because "hes on their side" when in reality he'd probably be raped and dead within a month.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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This is buried on page 3 and won't get the ribs it deserves. We can send him pictures of impostor childs sitting all over him, and also Lappening pictures.
Let’s find a guy locked up in the same prison, turn him into a brother man and send him a nice, full Patrick Compendium. Hopefully he gets locked up with Christopher Kuhn
 

Slackjawed Cow

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He'd have to stick with the AB or PEN1 or one of the other prison gangs in order to not get raped and preyed on by the other races. He'd probably think the blacks would welcome him with open arms because "hes on their side" when in reality he'd probably be raped and dead within a month.
He would end up in protective custody with the chomos after ratting to the guards everytime he got his ass kicked.
 
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I mean, what happens if:

1. He refinances the hovel to the point the bank pretty much owns it
2. Spends all his & Niki's savings on vacations and $70 well-done steak
3. Sells/gifts the Mustang and Triumph to Niki's mom, or sells them for KBB value and goes on more vacations
4. Finally comes to Jen with an "oopsie doodles, I legitimately spent all my money and have nothing left. Also I refuse to get a job so you can garnish my salary."

I mean, they can't send him to debtors prison, right? It'd be a financial kamikaze but Patrick is stubborn enough to fulfil his "Quasi will never see a cent from me" promise.

I'm not an accountant, but if there is a lien (which is seems there is some argument there), on the actual property, then he can't refinance again. I think he technically can, but no lender would do that. @Martin comment? The judgement won't go away for at least 20 years, at which point, since they can't refinance or take a second mortgage they have to pay into principal. That equity will come eventually. The only option on the mortgage there is to just not pay and go into default, then the bank will own the house, at that point its a gray area. That would be his only option, from what I can tell.

He can spend his money if he wants, but eventually Quasi will determine how he is spending money and then can just go after wherever that source is. he won't be able to get any mama raven money, or mama Robinson stipends. He can't use a credit card or buy any physical property. He would have to pay all cash, and anything bought would need to be temporary. Trips, concerts, flights, meals etc. He can't have any savings, any stocks, and bank accounts and he can't have any assets.

He'd have to sell his car and bike quickly. Niki would need to sell a car, jewelry, artwork, or anything valuable quickly as well. Any furniture, video game consoles.

All that and he would have to forfeit any minuscule royalties he's getting. So Quasi would just levy that 40 bucks a year. Rick could never sell another book without Quasi owning the royalties or advance.


Remember too, that in Wisconsin Pig's debts are Nicole's debts. So in addition to all that for Rick, Niki has to follow that as well. So yes, hypothetically they can do that if they both:
  • Default on their mortgage and get evicted
  • Trash their entire credit score for 30 years
  • Not have any income including any money as gifts, loans or anything.
  • Pay for everything in cash and close all bank accounts. Can not have checking accounts. Can not have any equity in any assets. Can not have any credit cards.
  • Any money they do receive somehow is spent immediately
  • Do all of this without also committing tax fraud, consumer fraud, bankruptcy fraud, or any other number of crime and torts around this type of thing.

This is not a typical case. You can make yourself "judgement proof" on purpose if you want and essentially be homeless, never having more than 10k in property at any time. Never having a job over minimum wage. Sure I guess.
 

ActionJackson

What did you think we'd be doing today?
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He can't use a credit card or buy any physical property. He would have to pay all cash, and anything bought would need to be temporary. Trips, concerts, flights, meals etc. He can't have any savings, any stocks, and bank accounts and he can't have any assets.
Sounds like you're describing the plot of Brewster's Millions, child.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I think the lien is attached to Pat himself, not the actual house.
So it stops Nikki selling him?

AFAIK liens can only be attached to property, not people. What's the point of it if it's not attached to property? It doesn't stop him going anywhere, or spending money without permission - so what is it for?
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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This is not a typical case. You can make yourself "judgement proof" on purpose if you want and essentially be homeless, never having more than 10k in property at any time. Never having a job over minimum wage. Sure I guess.
Does contempt of court come into it at all? This isn't a credit card debt, or some contract he failed to fulfil.

This is court-ordered.
 
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