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I don't think his ego will allow itguarantee this book will be self published. No one wants this.
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I don't think his ego will allow itguarantee this book will be self published. No one wants this.
Not good. Just...Not Good.I will be annoyed if this book is never published. I am looking forward to reading and thoroughly reviewing it.
A division of Huge Cox Communications.Jonathan Schneider Publishing is rumored to be interested.
A division of Huge Cox Communications.
Whoa! I want to review it, not go to jail for a felony!Not good. Just...Not Good.
Ha. At least TOR author Robert Jordan had enough respect to die before finishing his series. He didn't walk away from it - he was carried away by pallbearers, and someone still finished it from his notes. What's Pat's excuse?Just a reminder that pat has been waiting for a contract to finish In The Red for almost 5 years. In The Black ended with a cliffhanger. This means that his sales are so poor that it isn't even worth a pity contract because his fans can be counted on your fingers and toes.
Can we crowd fund this asap he is trying to muscle in on already published material.Can't wait for Owen A. Forums to sue Pat for plagiarising his Tiny Tim Christmas story.
This is his manum opus a true testament to his retardation on display for all to see. Not to be confused with Magnum opie, a radio shock jock with a very thick penis.
And pat probably finished it that way on purpose to force the publishers hand, not realizing what a fuck you that was to his few fansJust a reminder that pat has been waiting for a contract to finish In The Red for almost 5 years. In The Black ended with a cliffhanger. This means that his sales are so poor that it isn't even worth a pity contract because his fans can be counted on your fingers and toes.
Pretty sure it was the other way around, i.e. his publisher telling him that since the first two books in his trilogy sold so poorly, he needed to write a brand-new novel because they weren't going to publish the final book in the trilogy.And pat probably finished it that way on purpose to force the publishers hand, not realizing what a fuck you that was to his few fans
the way I see it, both contracts he had were for 2 books. He wrote the second as a cliffhanger thinking they would have to give him a new contract for the next one. Never in his second contract were they going to continue the series he started writing in the contract with the other publisher.Pretty sure it was the other way around, i.e. his publisher telling him that since the first two books in his trilogy sold so poorly, he needed to write a brand-new novel because they weren't going to publish the final book in the trilogy.
Tor is a science fiction publishing house but I still can't believe they didn't make him to write some "orange man bad" book to publish under an imprint. By this point they had to have known Pat's Twitter audience wasn't there for his sci-fi and Tor should've tried something different to recoup their money. (If anyone from Tor is reading this feel free to reach out, maybe we can work out a consulting arrangement.)
It's well established that he signed a three-book deal at Tor. You can look around here, Leslie has commented on it as well since Tor put out a press release at some point... Pat isn't a reliable narrator but he comments on it here as well: [URL]https://civilianreader.com/2018/06/27/quick-qa-with-patrick-s-tomlinson/[/URL]the way I see it, both contracts he had were for 2 books. He wrote the second as a cliffhanger thinking they would have to give him a new contract for the next one. Never in his second contract were they going to continue the series he started writing in the contract with the other publisher.
two people he doesn't know in person are going to buy this horseshit, and they're me and Daniel Mullen
I had a coworker who spent all day talking about writing a book, and one day I just told him "thats not what writers do, talking about achievements releases the same dopamine as doing things, and it ruins your motivation to actually do things" and he threatened to kill me and greeted me with "fuck you" for like months. Buying his self published book was such a joy because its so hilariously bad.I'll torrent the damn thing if I have to... I'm Minecraft.
I'd never give this fat fuck any money, I just want to read it to Gosia to watch her laugh.
Hi, MinecraftI'll torrent the damn thing if I have to... I'm Minecraft.
I'd never give this fat fuck any money, I just want to read it to Gosia to watch her laugh.
Hi, Minecraft
Wait can you also edit posts? Hello admin altFAWKKKKK.... ok, I'm keeping it.
I can edit in litcrit but not off topic. Might be a forum thingWait can you also edit posts? Hello admin alt
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