But...you HAVE to publish my new book.

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Everyone just LOVES it! I mean, it's got 57 likes on Twitter! And two comments. TWO!

 

[Turk February]

"I am sorry, sir, we already carry Mr. Timothy"

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Do you think publishers like it when a "writer" publicly brags about his book and tells everyone the plot before it's even been edited? Someone should ask Leslie. She'd probably have some insight.

I expect it's a situation similar to how Brinton J. Resto told Pat not to talk about the case publicly, only to find out some fatass had sent the entire evidence folder to the alleged defendants.

 

[Turk February]

Do you think publishers like it when a "writer" publicly brags about his book and tells everyone the plot before it's even been edited? Someone should ask Leslie. She'd probably have some insight.

I expect it's a situation similar to how Brinton J. Resto told Pat not to talk about the case publicly, only to find out some fatass had sent the entire evidence folder to the alleged defendants.

guarantee this book will be self published. No one wants this.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

guarantee this book will be self published. No one wants this.

Oh, without question. What he doesn't tell you is that his new agent is his wife. And we know what kind of skills she brings to the table...

 

[Turk February]

two people he doesn't know in person are going to buy this horseshit, and they're me and Daniel Mullen

 

[Stent]

I expect it's a situation similar to how Brinton J. Resto told Pat not to talk about the case publicly, only to find out some fatass had sent the entire evidence folder to the alleged defendants.

They were pretending to be someone else so it doesn't count, child.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Just a reminder that pat has been waiting for a contract to finish In The Red for almost 5 years. In The Black ended with a cliffhanger. This means that his sales are so poor that it isn't even worth a pity contract because his fans can be counted on your fingers and toes.

 

[Stent]

Just a reminder that pat has been waiting for a contract to finish In The Red for almost 5 years. In The Black ended with a cliffhanger. This means that his sales are so poor that it isn't even worth a pity contract because his fans can be counted on your fingers and toes.

This is very disrespectful. His few fans lost their toes to diabetes years ago.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Just a reminder that pat has been waiting for a contract to finish In The Red for almost 5 years. In The Black ended with a cliffhanger. This means that his sales are so poor that it isn't even worth a pity contract because his fans can be counted on your fingers and toes.

I do hope the reviews of In the Black reflect this, wherever they may be found.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Can't wait for Owen A. Forums to sue Pat for plagiarising his Tiny Tim Christmas story.

 

[Stent]

I will be annoyed if this book is never published. I am looking forward to reading and thoroughly reviewing it.

 

[guest]

guarantee this book will be self published. No one wants this.

Not so. I can't wait to read it. It's going to be indescribably bad.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Everyone just LOVES it! I mean, it's got 57 likes on Twitter! And two comments. TWO!

When did he start pretending he was working on it again? August? He had to have written this book in less than a few months.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

When did he start pretending he was working on it again? August? He had to have written this book in less than a few months.

I thought it was November, around mid-month iirc

 

[Sputnik]

This is his manum opus a true testament to his retardation on display for all to see. Not to be confused with Magnum opie, a radio shock jock with a very thick penis.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Not so. I can't wait to read it. It's going to be indescribably bad.

Did read any of his other books? I always assumed nobody ever finished any of his books.

 

[VizioDash]

This is going to end up like all of his other books: With his father on his knees, blowing a publisher to get his retarded son a book deal.

 

[guest]

Did read any of his other books? I always assumed nobody ever finished any of his books.

No, just extracts people posted on here. Unreadable dreck