Same with American style continental breakfasts. Which are based on the English breakfast. Great way to start the day when on vacation.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
British Stand-Up Hate Thread
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English baked beans are a slightly different sauce to US ones apparently. Beans and toast with Worcester sauce or HP is perfect autumn food. Can have it for any meal.
Back off this ain't your show!
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Nice Back Back, STUPID
This ain't preschool, this is The Table
. If you can't hang, buzz off, little boy.No "stutterin' prick"?Nice Back Back, STUPID
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What's with the history lessons? Go to Kiwi farms!
And also all you British fags are going along with this discussing history and politics and shit to derail the key topic which is your idea of stand-up is inedaquate, outdated, and unfunny regardless if stand-up is a shit art-form and I bet Patrick would be popular/influential over there lol
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I want to make sure people hate the Br*tish as much as possible in every facet. It also helps explain why their general public loves dogshit comedy.
And there have only been like 6 good stand-up comics ever so who gives a fuck?
Everyone hates the British already anyway. Everyone knows their time is up. But what gets looked over is stand-up which is egregiously overdue. US/Canada have demonstrably better stand-ups period. Your average rube thinks the two countries are interchangeable in terms of stand-up but they aren't which is a major pet peeve of mine. Norm Macdonald, Louis C.K., Colin Quinn, Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen, Patrice, Attel all funny. Than you take a look at Britain and every one of them is a copy cat of an unfunny American comic (Hicks) plus a bunch of woke shit tacked on and no one thinks there's a difference which is bullshit. And now, because of you, there's a couple British fags in here talking about naval supremacy or what they eat for breakfast instead of understanding that their comedy sucks.
I don't give a shit if you teach history just do it in a thread devoted to that. There's no need for this place to get sloppy and unfocused!
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Stand up is terrible. All of it. Every single act. In the world. Every single one. Sit coms, films and radio/podcasts are all far more entertaining than shitty stand up.
As a fat failed author from Wisconsin, I really don't find him all that funny.
And so what? What are you gonna do? SWAT me?
99% of podcasts hosted by comedians are terrible, because comedians are terrible people.
Made it 3 minutes in before I felt like killing myself.
Who is this everyone? This is the worst shit I've ever seen. Sarah Silverman is funnier than this.
Limey Stewart Lee is probably the most influential comedian working today.
You know that awful deconstructing of bits that every single comedian from Ron White to Jim Norton does these days? That's Stewart Lee's influence. Bombing on purpose, giving narratives to specials, going for pathos... all Lee.
You know that awful deconstructing of bits that every single comedian from Ron White to Jim Norton does these days? That's Stewart Lee's influence. Bombing on purpose, giving narratives to specials, going for pathos... all Lee.
Exactly. He's a cunt who thinks he's exploring the "boundaries of comedy".
It's about stand-up. Not tv. Keep it relevant to the topic, stupid. Also anyone who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny is either lying or screwing with me.
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Here's some viral UK stand up doing the rounds right now.
Various versions of the video with millions of hits. Stand up is the worst format of comedy
Various versions of the video with millions of hits. Stand up is the worst format of comedy
Oh so you believe in a man?
Who lives in the skauyyy????
Who lives in the skauyyy????