Brian Keene is giving store credit for throwing out Richard Tomlinson books

[Jenna]

"Rick" really hurts his ego LMAO cry harder faggot
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The funniest part of this is the thinly-veiled thread to his followers. Only criminal stalkercultists refer to me as Rick, so call me Patrick if you want to be on the side of good and kindness. Call me Rick and you're officially on the side of evil and terrorism. The police will certainly be investigating why you'd call me Rick.

 

[UnPRePared]

"coded language"

He constantly expresses how much it bothers him so that's why people call him that name. Maybe don't tell people who dislike you what things annoy you and they won't use them to annoy you, stupid. Grow the fuck up.

All over a shortened name. Rick is short for Patrick, dumbass, whether you like it or not.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

All over a shortened name. Rick is short for Patrick, dumbass, whether you like it or not.

Somebody with Twitter should add a community note to that post clarifying this

 

[Rudderman]

"... my little brother." What a weak and petty faggot. He stopped being your little brother when you were in high school. It's an insult to still refer to a younger sibling as little, when you're beyond your teen years. Patrick obviously has some kind of weird thing where he needs to belittle (pun intended) his brother at every opportunity.

I'm the middle of three boys (har har) and I can hardly imagine a scenario where I would ever have to reference their seniority in relation to me. It's probably happened 2 or 3 times since childhood to distinguish which is which for a new girlfriend or something. The fact that Rick does this reflexively is very telling about how insecure and petty he is.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Yes. He’s actually been SWATTed zero times so Brian was being charitable giving him credit for any.

If the cops don’t bust down your door unannounced then you haven’t been SWATTed.

That's something his betters like Leslie and Brian should mention more often. An actual SWAT team has never responded to his address. He embellishes everything. It's impossible for him to be truthful.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

That's something his betters like Leslie and Brian should mention more often. An actual SWAT team has never responded to his address. He embellishes everything. It's impossible for him to be truthful.

I wouldn’t even do the pedantic “It wasn’t a SWAT team” thing. No armed cops have ever busted in. That’s what SWATTing is.

 

[BudDickman]

He would argue that it is the intent that matters, and that he has had the police called to his house 50 times. And that the calls are disruptive even if they don't result in a forceful response.

But none of his Airbnb guests seem to have ever been disturbed, so the calls can't be that disruptive.

 

[DominusOdium]

Attacking people in your industry and claiming to be a big shot who is going to destroy people for questioning your endless and evidence free war against trolls was always a dumbass idea.

 

[RickReternal]

I'm the middle of three boys (har har) and I can hardly imagine a scenario where I would ever have to reference their seniority in relation to me. It's probably happened 2 or 3 times since childhood to distinguish which is which for a new girlfriend or something. The fact that Rick does this reflexively is very telling about how insecure and petty he is.

I find Rick’s “little brother” tic pretty distressing. It’s legit retard behavior. So yes I’m curious why he does it but also I don’t want the reminder of what a broken-brained cretin he is.

 

[Homeless Andrew]

Rick has to posit this false bravado and superiority over every aspect of his life. I'm guessing he constantly has to point out he's the older brother to Kyle.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm your older, fatter brother, Kyle, and I was stepped over!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Kyle was also technically the "stealthygeek" with his varsity athlete/drama club stuff in high school. He's wearing an arcade shirt in that picture - I'd love to know how much of his personality Pat copied.

Probably most of it, including "fucking with skill and enthusiasm".

 

[BudDickman]

Back when he used to respond to texts, I remember some rascal correcting him and telling him "He's not your little brother, he's bigger and stronger than you, bigger dick too" which he responded to with "Wrong thrice more, stlaker".

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

He really must be an autist to not get this. His time in school must have been a living hell.

He's more mad about being called Rick than being swatted.

 

[Beavis]

Whoopsie doodles!

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

He's finally posted it to Threads. 'Most of it require no response' lmao, I wonder why?

 

[UnPRePared]

He's finally posted it to Threads. 'Most of it require no response' lmao, I wonder why?

Nice VOTEX, stupid.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I'm the middle of three boys (har har) and I can hardly imagine a scenario where I would ever have to reference their seniority in relation to me. It's probably happened 2 or 3 times since childhood to distinguish which is which for a new girlfriend or something. The fact that Rick does this reflexively is very telling about how insecure and petty he is.

You also would probably say “younger” or “older” when having to make that distinction. Saying “little” or “big” is what a child would say.

 

[SFWA liaison]

insane response from retard Pat follower

he is struggling to break 2 digit engagement but WHAT IF TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE WENT TO A BOOKSTORE IN REAL LIFE over a joke picture the owner posted! he is a magnet for the most moronic 1.2 GPA pants-shitting followers

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Congratulations on the shoutout Boomia!