🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick says he will BEAT UP the BLACKLISTED Ethan Van Sciever

[FranksWirecutters]

Can someone ask Rick what belt he is in BJJ and where he trained?

Its a gravy and grease stain color now and they had to tie 6 together to make one that fits.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He uses them to mark a pause in speech. Kids are usually taught that is not appropriate use in writing at a fairly early age but we've seen Fat's transcripts and obviously he didn't learn the lesson.

These, are, your, delusions, atalker,

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He talks about being in multiple bar fights. In my experience- you will eventually get jumped/get your ass kicked. You will be banned by most bars- even if you didn't start it. And, you will eventually catch a charge as the police are almost always near bars that are in popular areas. You can get away with some shit out in the sticks and at some sawdust joints, but Roadhouse is a movie and not real life.

Bars have to worry about liability and getting their liquor license yanked if it becomes a nuisance. Tough guys like Patrick are a nuisance.

The only time I was ever close to being in a bar fight was when I thought this drunk guy was going to hit my buddy. I had my bottle gripped and I was going to hit him over the head with it. I’m assuming that’s how most bar fights end. My buddy is the chillest guy in the fucking world and drunk guy (known problem at the bar but friends with the owner and nice enough when he was somewhat coherent) was starting with him.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

You'd think between him and Shane they'd be able to form some sort of superhero duo. They won't go looking for trouble but they'll answer the bell when it rings, child.

 

[CruisinColin]

I wonder if will I ever stop being surprised that Pat keeps posting the pasta. He puts all of his energy into the completely wrong things.

 

[Guest]

even if we pretend he actually trained BJJ, aikido, and krav maga, where is his “INSTANT TAKEDOWN” coming from?

BJJ guys generally suck dick at take downs, Krav Maga is Judaic psyop trickery, maybe there’s some aikido move where he pins our arm behind our back like a grade school bully but that’s it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

even if we pretend he actually trained BJJ, aikido, and krav maga, where is his “INSTANT TAKEDOWN” coming from?

Pocket sand!

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I think we can coax a boxing match out of these two tbh I’d watch

 

[EraGodless]

You'd think between him and Shane they'd be able to form some sort of superhero duo. They won't go looking for trouble but they'll answer the bell when it rings, child.

Fatman and Slobin

 

[Jenna]

I'm pretty sure the "immediately neutralize" thing comes from Batman. There's been a constant stream of Batman in pop culture throughout Patrick's life, but all of them have fight scenes the same way.

Batman's not gonna kill the Joker's henchman, he just throws a few punches and kicks, the henchmen all fall down and don't get back up. Enemy defeated, Batman wins. That's what he thinks real-life fighting is like.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm pretty sure the "immediately neutralize" thing comes from Batman. There's been a constant stream of Batman in pop culture throughout Patrick's life, but all of them have fight scenes the same way.

Batman's not gonna kill the Joker's henchman, he just throws a few punches and kicks, the henchmen all fall down and don't get back up. Enemy defeated, Batman wins. That's what he thinks real-life fighting is like.