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BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

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There are millions of illegal aliens who came to the U.S. legally then overstayed their visas and never went home. They face almost no chance of deportation because U.S. interior immigration enforcement is a joke. Donald, the fuckhead that he is, didn't listen to us or even some of his friends when we warned him that there would be consequences for his visa shenanigans. If he was smart, he would have never gone home.
 
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Can you imagine sitting next to him on the plane with all that sniffling?

And then the throaty snorts and you know he’s just gonna wipe his nose with his hand and then he’s going to bitch about Whitey the whole way. Oh crap is someone going to have a miserable flight.
The worst flight of my life was from DC to Frankfurt with hundreds of ripe germans who'd spent the night before in the DC airport. At least they didn't smell like poop. You just know that Donald always has a hint of poop on him.
 

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QR 740 (LAX-Doha) on Feb 25 arrived in Doha at 6:10 PM local time on Feb. 26th. There is only 1 Doha-Lagos flight daily (QR 1405) that leaves at 8:00 AM each morning, so he missed his chance of a same-day connection.

It is currently 2:42 AM in Doha. Ooga is presumably overnighting in the airport on a bench right now before flying out in 5 hours back to Lagos. Seats are still available on the flight for $460 USD.
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Do you have to pay for a flight back if you get rejected at customs?
 

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An intending immigrant without an immigrant visa. Sounds like he was trying to come over here and stay. I don't know if he'll get the 5-year ban but I can't see him getting back any time soon. He was denied the first time, then SFWA pulled a bunch of strings and got him a visa and as we can all see he fucked that up. I don't think they'll approve him again.

Did he even actually write anything? The only thing I see him being nominated for is editing something. Is that what it's come to? Giving editing awards?
His book was like DJ’ing a mixtape.
 

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This idiot was complaining that they made him buy a return ticket that he "doesn't even need" as if that's not standard procedure when visiting most countries. He absolutely thought he was just going to grift his way into staying here forever and these SF people are so infantile and uninformed nobody bothered to find out if it was okay for him to do what he tried to do. Pat and other fat ugly retards clearly read tons of posts here explaining how this exact thing would happen and still didn't bother to tip him off about it.

"His" book is actually a collection of 32 stories; none of which were written by him and he's also one of three editors including two Americans. Why they couldn't just go to the awards ceremonies is quite the mystery and obviously has nothing to do with scamming Ooga's way into America.
I smell a sequel with Eddie Murphy.
 

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There are millions of illegal aliens who came to the U.S. legally then overstayed their visas and never went home. They face almost no chance of deportation because U.S. interior immigration enforcement is a joke. Donald, the fuckhead that he is, didn't listen to us or even some of his friends when we warned him that there would be consequences for his visa shenanigans. If he was smart, he would have never gone home.
ikr, all he had to do is stay until he found a delusional cat lady that'd marry him for a couple of years

his plan was so retarded
 

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There are millions of illegal aliens who came to the U.S. legally then overstayed their visas and never went home. They face almost no chance of deportation because U.S. interior immigration enforcement is a joke. Donald, the fuckhead that he is, didn't listen to us or even some of his friends when we warned him that there would be consequences for his visa shenanigans. If he was smart, he would have never gone home.

He's entitled and arrogant, that's why he didn't do this. He figured the United States was like a nightclub where he knew the manager, all it takes is a wink to get past the bouncer when you're a God-level author.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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And he was told point-blank he was mistaken! But this nog thought he knew better.

BTW I miss “Your skin is the color of shit” being in these emails.
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He's entitled and arrogant, that's why he didn't do this. He figured the United States was like a nightclub where he knew the manager, all it takes is a wink to get past the bouncer when you're a God-level author.
Also, if he loses the Africa cred, then he's just another nigger in Queens with an accent. Donald wanted to be a successful jetsetting "author" who was funded by jews and self-hating wypipo. Now he's stuck in the turd world eating a mosquito burger. In his defense, customs in general doesn't fuck around with shiftless niggers. The most attention I ever got at an airport was when I flew to Amsterdam with a college buddy who happened to be midnight black, built like a tailback, and his only luggage for a week-long trip was a gym bag.
 

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Also, if he loses the Africa cred, then he's just another nigger in Queens with an accent. Donald wanted to be a successful jetsetting "author" who was funded by jews and self-hating wypipo. Now he's stuck in the turd world eating a mosquito burger. In his defense, customs in general doesn't fuck around with shiftless niggers. The most attention I ever got at an airport was when I flew to Amsterdam with a college buddy who happened to be midnight black, built like a tailback, and his only luggage for a week-long trip was a gym bag.
How many times did you guys fuck each other?
 

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An intending immigrant without an immigrant visa. Sounds like he was trying to come over here and stay. I don't know if he'll get the 5-year ban but I can't see him getting back any time soon. He was denied the first time, then SFWA pulled a bunch of strings and got him a visa and as we can all see he fucked that up. I don't think they'll approve him again.

Did he even actually write anything? The only thing I see him being nominated for is editing something. Is that what it's come to? Giving editing awards?
If that tweet is to be believed, the bad news is that CBP allowed him to "voluntarily withdraw", which is a nice thing they can choose to allow you to do, and means no ban. The only potential consequences are:

Consequences[edit]​

Entry in the alien's immigration record[edit]​

The Form I-275 (and for people entering as LPRs, Form I-407) becomes part of the alien's immigration record, potentially affecting future attempts to be admitted to the United States or apply for visas.

Effect on validity of documents used for seeking admission[edit]​

A withdrawal of application for admission does not automatically invalidate the documents used (if any) to seek admission.

In cases of application for admission using an entry visa, the visa remains intact where the reason for inadmissibility does not extend to invalidating the visa. An example would be if the alien simply forgot to bring along all the necessary documentation while traveling but has it at home. On the other hand, if the reason for inadmissibility also implies that the visa should not be issued, the visa is invalidated and the applicant needs to apply for a visa again with the consulate.[4] Regardless of whether the visa is invalidated, the withdrawal of application for admission does not directly invalidate any underlying USCIS application or petition (such as Form I-129 or Form I-130), or other form (such as Form I-20 for students) that was a prerequisite to obtaining the visa.[4]

So, it may make entering more difficult in the future, but maybe not. If CBP played hardball and didn't give him the option of "voluntarily withdrawing" and instead initiated removal procedures, it would have resulted in a 5, 10, or lifetime ban.
 

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This idiot was complaining that they made him buy a return ticket that he "doesn't even need" as if that's not standard procedure when visiting most countries. He absolutely thought he was just going to grift his way into staying here forever and these SF people are so infantile and uninformed nobody bothered to find out if it was okay for him to do what he tried to do. Pat and other fat ugly retards clearly read tons of posts here explaining how this exact thing would happen and still didn't bother to tip him off about it.

"His" book is actually a collection of 32 stories; none of which were written by him and he's also one of three editors including two Americans. Why they couldn't just go to the awards ceremonies is quite the mystery and obviously has nothing to do with scamming Ooga's way into America.
How the fuck would he edit anything? He's got a pretty tenuous grasp of the English language. I saw an instance of him saying "severally" instead of "several times."
 
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