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I pray he is enslaved by the Quataris
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Nigeria's dimeAs happy as this all makes me, ngl I'm a little pissed that this human scab is getting Sun chips on my dime
I firmly believe Pat secretly feels this way.
With the way they are framing it you would think he stepped off the plane and said "thank you for letting me into your country, I love America!" Then he was tackled by the evil BP and forced into a dim lit room while they did the phonebook gag on his ribs while a group of officers laughed and made monkey noises. Ok maybe that's just what I wish happened.He's going to get so many pity awards now. At least he won't be able to accept them in person.
Africans don't understand how the big metal birds workoh, so they thought he intended to stay
also, why was he in fucking doha? thats on the opposite side of the planet, do direct lagos to usa flights not exist?
With the way they are framing it you would think he stepped off the plane and said "thank you for letting me into your country, I love America!" Then he was tackled by the evil BP and forced into a dim lit room while they did the phonebook gag on his ribs while a group of officers laughed and made monkey noises. Ok maybe that's just what I wish happened.
I hope they throw him off a building for black magictf? what is he doing in Qatar??? this shit gets fishier with every new bit we learn
One of the commenters on that post is a non-retarded Nigerian who explained how the visa is supposed to work:don't know if anyone responded to this, but I think the soruce is the File 770. He might've fucked Oogabooga in the ass, his blogpost about it is hella incriminating
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Ooga told 770 that his plan was to STAY IN THE US FOR TWO YEARS almost continuously, going out "severally" to reset the stay. And the nigga went ahead an published it HAHAHHAA
I refuse to believe no white person told him he was wrong, how dumb are these people?
Because I’m Nigerian. Check my IP address if you think I’m capping. Yes I know “capping” is American slang. I travel back and forth often and know about visas, both visiting and student. That is why I am concerned about Chovwe, because unfortunately he is wrong about how visas work.
“He said his visa allows him to stay two years with returns home each six months.” No no, this is a misunderstanding. The visa is good for two years, he can use it to ask to enter the United States any time in those two years. Then CBP decides whether to let him in and how long to let him stay. Good explanation here, “A person may stay in the U.S. a maximum of six months per year. Therefore, a person who stays for six months and departs and attempts to return to the U.S. in less than six months from the departure date, can be barred from re-entry for six months. The key CBP concerns to address are that: a) they suspect you are unlawfully working in the U.S. and, b) that you are really living in the U.S. and just pretending you are a visitor.”
Also, asking to see a return ticket is not racism, it’s something many countries require of all visitors. Nigeria requires it. (https://nigeriahouse.com/visa) Plenty racism in immigration policies, true, but this part, asking to see a return ticket, is not racism.
I am proud of Chovwe and proud to see Nigerian and African writers gaining respect in the rest of the world. Same time, I see him and others spreading bad information. Wish he would talk with an immigration attorney to get the real facts instead of making assumptions. Everybody all spun up about Chovwe’s visa when they don’t even know how visas work.
yea it's funny people see the border patrol as racist old white guys . at the station where I worked it was at least Half hispanic (mostly mexicans) and half the white guy were married to mexican women. And surprise! The ones who were the biggest cunts to the tonks were the mexicans.With the way they are framing it you would think he stepped off the plane and said "thank you for letting me into your country, I love America!" Then he was tackled by the evil BP and forced into a dim lit room while they did the phonebook gag on his ribs while a group of officers laughed and made monkey noises. Ok maybe that's just what I wish happened.
I recently flew an 18 hour flight with them. It was phenomenal. I was in their QSuite business class though, which ol Donald won't get, lol.I bet Qatar Airways is a way better flying experience for a long flight like that.
Ive heard nothing but good things about their long flight experience. I dont see myself flying to europe anytime soon but that would be who Id fly through.I recently flew an 18 hour flight with them. It was phenomenal. I was in their QSuite business class though, which ol Donald won't get, lol.
i didn't even know planes could do the shit they get them to doI recently flew an 18 hour flight with them. It was phenomenal. I was in their QSuite business class though, which ol Donald won't get, lol.
I will never understand that they are willing to turn a blind eye to people breaking the law just because of skin color. He wasnt targeted, he failed to get the correct visa.Here come the dindu nuffins. These people are insane
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