BREAKING: Oghenechovwe is in some deep shit in Los Angeles

[guest]

oh, so they thought he intended to stay

also, why was he in fucking doha? thats on the opposite side of the planet, do direct lagos to usa flights not exist?

I hope not

 

[Jenna]

My poor ribs:

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All my Deltaposting and he's already in Nigeria. His flight arrived 6 hours ago.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Wait a minute??? They didn't release him?? Even after this tweet???View attachment 98208

Too bad pat is on a Quasi funded trip and can only do the minimum and can't make this about himself.

 

[SFWA liaison]

tf? what is he doing in Qatar??? this shit gets fishier with every new bit we learn

 

[captain_kamala]

Intending immigrant. Fucking hilarious. He deserves to be cyberbullied and have his career ruined.

 

[wbgreen]

If you look up Lagos to LA, some flights go west, through Europe, and some go east, through the Middle East. Oogie thought he was worth the pampering one receives as a passenger on a Gulf airline. Hopefully, he gets stranded in Doha and ends up like every other African in the Persian Gulf.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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On a flight to Nigeria? His smelly ass is probably less smelly than half of the other primates in that tube.

it's probably a plane full of deports all going SHEEEEEEEEEEIT the entire way across the atlantic. That deportation officer deserves a medal

 

[Meownaw]

This saga is up there with Pat naked on his stoop screaming at the police.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

tf? what is he doing in Qatar??? this shit gets fishier with every new bit we learn

doha is a massive hub city where all the connecting flights go because of qatar's state owned airline

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

oh, so they thought he intended to stay

also, why was he in fucking doha? thats on the opposite side of the planet, do direct lagos to usa flights not exist?

If you fly Qatar Airways basically all their flights connect there.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[Момент Силышенко]

It sounds like, they think he was too fucking stupid/illiterate to understand the rules and he's not banned, but that next visa interview will be fun.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

It sounds like, they think he was too fucking stupid/illiterate to understand the rules and he's not banned, but that next visa interview will be fun.

the text says he was trying to immigrate on a nonimmigrant visa.

 

[guest]

oh, so they thought he intended to stay

also, why was he in fucking doha? thats on the opposite side of the planet, do direct lagos to usa flights not exist?

That was one of the few options to fly from Lagos to LAX with only one stop. It was the cheapest option when I checked last night.

 

[SFWA liaison]

It sounds like, they think he was too fucking stupid/illiterate to understand the rules and he's not banned, but that next visa interview will be fun.

SFWA tards be like

• "he's an accomplished editor of English language literature"
• "he was confused by the rules and terms of his visa"

an editor that can't read

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

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it's probably a plane full of deports all going SHEEEEEEEEEEIT the entire way across the atlantic. That deportation officer deserves a medal

What do these people fly? Gang Rape Air?

 

[Dennis Denuto]

If you fly Qatar Airways basically all their flights connect there.

do you think he somehow jew'd his way into a business class ticket? ive flown business on qatar before and i wouldnt be surprised if it looked nice enough for ooga to try scam the sfwa into buying

 

[The Greaseman]

" USians" ? You mean Americans?

shes probably trying to fit within the twitter character limit id imagine?

Certain autistic libtard types resist referring to people from the US as American because American can refer to people outside the US (central and south America).

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Just curious....What's to stop him from getting off the plane in Atlanta?

He's on a list now

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here! Well... Actually yeah, you do have to go home; we're sending you there now