BREAKING: In 1 Hour the audio version of Tomlinson vs Nadolski will premiere

[guest]

You may be on to something. According to the main character of Josiah Tape #2, his wife and her immediate family dislike what he's doing but "recognize the need" for him to be unfit and spend more than an hour a day on rascals, every day of his life.

I would love to just get back to writing books full time, instead of also having to defend my reputation at least for an hour a day, every day.

"Defending his reputation" includes arguing over whether he drives a V8 or a V6, whether or not he drinks Miller Lite, whether or not his wife lets black gentlemen fart in her pussy, whether or not he grinds african-american children into pepperoni, and a thousand other completely stupid things that no sane individual would be inclined to believe. It just baffles my mind that he thinks this is in any way a productive use of time.

 

[FurBurger]

He’s had people to take care of him his whole life which is why he thinks the world is just like Marvel / Star Wars movies.

There's a point about 14 minutes in where he bitches at the judge that he hasn't been told exactly what to do. "I am an adult child your honor, I must be given simple instructions to get through life. I regularly order people through twitter to do their own research to discover how correcT I am; but that doesn't mean I should do my own research"

Giant twat

I'm surprised Pat didn't object to the 'so help me God' line.

Yeah, that life-long atheism fell to shit in about a second, didn't it?

Oh, and @ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself; nobody likes the sound of their own voice; but you were standing next to a man who makes you sound like whoever bullied Sam Elliot in highschool.

 

[guest]

Luckily it’s the kind of mistake I’ll only make once and it’s impossible to be more unlikeable and incompetent than rick.

It wasn't a mistake brotherman. It was performative cruelty of the highest order.

 

[guest]

There's a point about [URL='https://youtu.be/u3cPAuNsSWg?t=889']14 minutes in where he bitches at the judge that he hasn't been told exactly what to do.[/URL] "I am an adult child your honor, I must be given simple instructions to get through life. I regularly order people through twitter to do their own research to discover how correcT I am; but that doesn't mean I should do my own research"

I don'T spend much Time in courT.

 

[Jenna]

I fucking love that his entire case fell apart because of one of his vague tough guy texts, and how angry he got when the judge interpreted it as a tough guy text. Yet he still threatens that Niki will kill you on sight.

I really wish the judge would have asked him what he meant by the "911 will just need cleanup", just to see what lie his piggy brain would stammer out.

 

[FurBurger]

I don'T spend much Time in courT.

I like how he says that like he's scoring some sort of point.

You know who has spent a lot of time in court, Pat? The judge you're talking to.

Fuckin' dumbass.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I did some noise reduction on the file.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

The niggeroni part definitely made me smile. When he was talking back to/over the commissioner I was too shocked to laugh. Fuckin balls on this prick.

I lost my shit whenever you were reading the texts and got to the "Oh, baby child. I love prison." part. LMFAO

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=youtube]u3cPAuNsSWg[/MEDIA]

You're not gonna wanna miss this shit

Christ almighty what a fucking loon. This man has less self awareness than Colleen Cumia. He does. That is a factual statement I just typed.

 

[Stent]

You could hear the ole gears grinding away. He was saying that it wasn't a threat because "he threaTened me first". He's defining a threat as an unprovoked message, and defining his response as self defense. "It's not a threat because I was responding".

This is how he does the "I did not text you" argument. Someone sent him a message first. That's a text. His replies are not texting, they are replies.

He is also fat.

 

[Stent]

Very fat.

"this is not a conversation" .. etc etc ...wonder what he would do if hypothetically people pointed this out in interactions from now on. Could implode in on himself in a series of "i'm not doing the thing i'm doing child"

and fat

Now that I think about it, the reason "Do not reply" doesn't work on him is because he's not replying. Replying would indicate that he is having a conversation, which he is noT. He is responding or some other mental gymnastics equivalent.

 

[guest]

I think there was enough in the clips to see how it would have went. Technicality Rick does the thing where he uses a proprietary definition of something and then doesn't share what his own unique version is. "A name is only a word that a person responds to, therefore my mother has never responded to raven, so that is not her name." It's like page one in the how to be a dishonest interlocutor handbook.

You could hear the ole gears grinding away. He was saying that it wasn't a threat because "he threaTened me first". He's defining a threat as an unprovoked message, and defining his response as self defense. "It's not a threat because I was responding".

But that's not the standard usage. He does this all the time. I'm guessing its something "mama raven" taught him either explicitly to get his way, or he just picked up. It works on people even more retarded than him, but any normal human, even if they can't identity what he's doing in technical terms, see he's being dishonest.

It's insane to me that both the wine lawyer, and the DMV idiot indulged this tactic in their fillings. They all read like a Tomlinson Technicality tweet.

It’s projection at it's best meaning the worst, I guess. Patrick is a literally enormous faggot is what I’m driving at is what I’m saying.

This fag is done. He’s ours forever and that’s not a threat, pig man (A pig man, Jerry!)

Die fat and gay about it, Rick.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I truly believe he does not recall ever sending those responses to BDA nor does he remember deleting his replies. It could be mental illness, plain forgetfulness, or overwhelming stupidity but I believe him when he says he doesn’t recall.

 

[Phish]

I truly believe he does not recall ever sending those responses to BDA nor does he remember deleting his replies. It could be mental illness, plain forgetfulness, or overwhelming stupidity but I believe him when he says he doesn’t recall.

Its called being a wet-brained drunk

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I truly believe he does not recall ever sending those responses to BDA nor does he remember deleting his replies. It could be mental illness, plain forgetfulness, or overwhelming stupidity but I believe him when he says he doesn’t recall.

As I said before I regret not continuing through all of the texts because it wasn’t until the end of those that I sent him my DL pic so he wouldn’t be able to pull the “I don’t recall” or “he’s lying, that did not occur” bullshit and been 100% caught committing perjury. Fawkin simple ham n eggs nadolski didn’t think it all the way through.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

As I said before I regret not continuing through all of the texts because it wasn’t until the end of those that I sent him my DL pic so he wouldn’t be able to pull the “I don’t recall” or “he’s lying, that did not occur” bullshit and been 100% caught committing perjury. Fawkin simple ham n eggs nadolski didn’t think it all the way through.

I doubt it would have made any difference - he’d deny it anyway. He’ll deny it for the rest of time. I don’t think he knows he’s telling a lie.

I think the judge/commissioner realized that Pat was legitimately unhinged and 100% escalated the situation. He rambled about cyberstlakers, getting swatted, and pepperoni like a fucking schizophrenic (no disrespect to Bam).

That has to be why the commissioner lambasted you at the end - he knew that you would listen as Pat repeated “THAT DID NOT OCCUR” like a fucking lunatic.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Now that I think about it, the reason "Do not reply" doesn't work on him is because he's not replying. Replying would indicate that he is having a conversation, which he is noT. He is responding or some other mental gymnastics equivalent.

Do not attempt to correct the record. Attempting to do so constitutes a conversation.

 

[Stent]

Do not attempt to correct the record. Attempting to do so constitutes a conversation.

I have to correct even my last attempt at understanding Pat. He's been told "Do not respond" and yet he does so respond also doesn't mean what anyone thinks it does.

I need a Pat dictionary. However, that dictionary would be out of date the moment it was written.

 

[guest]

I have to correct even my last attempt at understanding Pat. He's been told "Do not respond" and yet he does so respond also doesn't mean what anyone thinks it does.

I need a Pat dictionary. However, that dictionary would be out of date the moment it was written.

Wasn't it "Do not reply?"

 

[Stent]

Wasn't it "Do not reply?"

I'm pretty sure Boomia has said both don't respond and do not reply to Pat. Need a list of synonyms to find the one that works. Do not retort. Do not counter. Do not retaliate.