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BREAKING: Huge Patrick reveal coming Friday night at 8pm ET

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if he were a skilled grifter, he could claim learning disabilities for pity points, but the chubby simpleton is too prideful
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He's gonna try to spin it as he was a baby Einstein with a 137 IQ and school was just too fawkin boring for him since he already knew everything. He also thinks having 6 shitty books in print makes up for being a retarded cunt.
 
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He also thinks having 6 shitty books in print makes up for being a retarded cunt.
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And that he was better than his English teacher who probably tried to help him but got exasperated with Pat's inability to comprehend a single fucking thing:

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I don't know what to make of it. I sucked ass at high school and college but I still did what I needed to do and am a solid working joe who don't borrow nuttin from nobahdy. Schools are really fucked, both public and private.

I always thought being "involved" was super gay. It's all just so fake, convoluted, and political maaaannn. They had this thing like young persons business club or some faggot shit and it was all the rich Jewish kids learning how to take people's money.

Kids are all hoped up on speedy meds to "focus"...nice foundation of drug addiction, stupid.

Teachers are 90% faggots, I would get in trouble all the time for laughing. God fucking forbid we enjoy ourselves on this planet. So many old cunts.

This was 90s grunge Pat saying FUCK SCHOOL. I'm giving him a pass because who gives a fuck. School sucks. Who gives a shit about a report card? Are we going to pretend our freshman year cumulative GPA means dick?

Ya Pat's a dumb liar who pretends he's smart. No shit.
 
FatPatsBaps

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I don't know what to make of it. I sucked ass at high school and college but I still did what I needed to do and am a solid working joe who don't borrow nuttin from nobahdy. Schools are really fucked, both public and private.

I always thought being "involved" was super gay. It's all just so fake, convoluted, and political maaaannn. They had this thing like young persons business club or some faggot shit and it was all the rich Jewish kids learning how to take people's money.

Kids are all hoped up on speedy meds to "focus"...nice foundation of drug addiction, stupid.

Teachers are 90% faggots, I would get in trouble all the time for laughing. God fucking forbid we enjoy ourselves on this planet. So many old cunts.

This was 90s grunge Pat saying FUCK SCHOOL. I'm giving him a pass because who gives a fuck. School sucks. Who gives a shit about a report card? Are we going to pretend our freshman year cumulative GPA means dick?

Ya Pat's a dumb liar who pretends he's smart. No shit.
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Agreed, but like Mewler said, this could be against him on twitter when he tries to act clever.
 
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