BREAKING: Huge Patrick reveal coming Friday night at 8pm ET

[BillKlacks]

Anyone who did extracurricular activities in high school is a fucking faggot and so is anyone who cares about what grades someone got in high-school. Is the big reveal that Pat did poorly in high school? This place is fucking gay now and it's because of that faggot podcast.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I had to tap out. Dan doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and move on after making a point.

I'll look for the report card tomorrow.

There's another thread

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The info provided so far for anyone who missed it. I'm sure Dan will provide the full document after the cast.

Nevermind, just saw the info is provided in another thread. Shocking that the pig failed health class.

 

[guest]

I had to tap out. Dan doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and move on after making a point.

I'll look for the report card tomorrow.

Nice proclamation, stupid.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Nice proclamation, stupid.

"If you see something, say something", stupid.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

The reveal promises to shock and surprise you. Even more importantly, you are guaranteed to laugh your fucking ass off.

Buckle up, kids. This one's a bombshell.

>Reveals Patrick is a below average student in high school

Nice bombshell, stupid.

EDIT: I stand corrected after listening to the whole podcast this morning. Jesus-tapdancing-Christ it's like he went out of his way to not do anything in school or he was kicked in the head by a mule at a younger age. Also, not sure if this has been answered or not, but the "problem solving" class is literally a class where you play games and do simple math. It's a step above actually being in the one classroom all day with actual retards.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

holy shit stop whining about johnnycomelately you fucking crybaby. god damn, nigger

 

[PlayfulScamp]

It’s an overhyped reveal but satisfying nonetheless.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Dan is a retard for hyping this up, but saying below average is underselling that a bit. He's getting Ds in classes you can sleep through. a 1.4 gpa in remedial classes in one of the dumbest schools in the country... calling it a bombshell is idiotic, but this is not just below average.

Because fuck retail

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Dan is a retard for hyping this up, but saying below average is underselling that a bit. He's getting Ds in classes you can sleep through. a 1.4 gpa in remedial classes in one of the dumbest schools in the country... calling it a bombshell is idiotic, but this is not just below average.

This is confirmation that he has some form of learning disability. Gives credence to @CarolMaxheinie's original theory that they get some type of government assistance for at the very least Pat being a waterhead. It's also useful to shame him with whenever he tries to act smart.

 

[RobertMewler]

Dan is a retard for hyping this up, but saying below average is underselling that a bit. He's getting Ds in classes you can sleep through. a 1.4 gpa in remedial classes in one of the dumbest schools in the country... calling it a bombshell is idiotic, but this is not just below average.

You may think on its face that it's not much but this can haunt him for the rest of his life any and every time he acts like a know-it-all cunt on social media. His facade is toast.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You may think on its face that it's not much but this can haunt him for the rest of his life any and every time he acts like a know-it-all cunt on social media. His facade is toast.

It's not like dozens of people on twitter will remind him of this everyday or anything.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

It's not like dozens of people on twitter will remind him of this everyday or anything.

Or pesky redditors in his text message

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You may think on its face that it's not much but this can haunt him for the rest of his life any and every time he acts like a know-it-all cunt on social media. His facade is toast.

if he were a skilled grifter, he could claim learning disabilities for pity points, but the chubby simpleton is too prideful

 

[RobertMewler]

It's not like dozens of people on twitter will remind him of this everyday or anything.

Every physics/"In space!" tweet should be met with a screenshot of his F grades. Forever.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

holy shit stop whining about johnnycomelately you fucking crybaby. god damn, nigger

What is faggot saying?

 

[PlayfulScamp]

You may think on its face that it's not much but this can haunt him for the rest of his life any and every time he acts like a know-it-all cunt on social media. His facade is toast.

Agreed - the content itself is fantastic particularly from a person who prides himself on being the smartest guy in the room. This is embarrassing.

Still a tad overhyped tho

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

You may think on its face that it's not much but this can haunt him for the rest of his life any and every time he acts like a know-it-all cunt on social media. His facade is toast.

I'm willing to bet most of his found family mutants will be like "this doesn't prove anything. Ever hear of growing after high school?" ignoring the fact that he never went to college and is still retarded. This is convenient for them because they, too, are retarded. As Milhouse once said, technically nerds are smart. These people aren't nerds. They were the academic dummies who also didn't know how to socialize. They aspired to be in the nerd club because at least they could look the part. A quick visual inspection would ruin things if they LARPed as jocks.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What is faggot saying?

he was just whining incessantly. Dude gets way too bothered by shit. Or maybe it was totally a bit you guize. Either way, move the fuck on

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Do ya