Breaking Bad HATE THREAD

[FrogmanKurlan]

Too soon.

I hope J is pulling through.

Gotta laugh about it. Can’t let cancer win.

#CLCW

 

[Petworth dude]

Gotta laugh about it. Can’t let cancer win.

#CLCW

If I knew which hospital he's in, I'd swing by his room and say "enjoy cancer, stlaker." I'm sure he'd chuckle.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I like how they had nowhere to go with the last season so they had Walt and Jesse as the good guys go against NAZIS with no ideology. Not one word of Jew hatred from Todd. They're just Nazis because everyone hates Nazis and Nazis are big and evil drug dealers with huge compounds with tons of security cameras. Very realistic.

They are utterly incomprehensible as villains. They are a rag tag prison gang. They steal 60 million $ from Walt and theres no split or arguments over who takes what, they’re just all fine with that. Then they have Jesse be a meth slave even though they just stole 60 million.

Jack even brings this up “Meth? Who gives a shit about meth? We have 60 million dollars.”
Todd: “Yeah but moneys money how can you deny more?”

You have 60 million dollars, asshole. And Jack just ignores this because he has to so Jesse can continue to be tortured.

The threat of someone like Tuco was how violent and irrational he was. This directly contrasted with Walts more thought out approaches and trying not to be violent. Then you had Gus who was less ego driven contrasted with Walts power trips, and they were both “businessmen”. The Nazis were nazis and there is nothing to compare or contrast to with Walt. They exist solely to go “Look how bad Walt is, he’s even working with Nazis now!” Despite the fact that the last guy he worked for, Gus, was torturing crippled, ordering the murder of children, and was planning to kill Jesse and Walt for business reasons.

 

[Sue Lightning]

But other stuff was even more absurd. Karen Hill was sleeping with Paul Vario behind Henry Hill's back. Tommy knew about it and made a pass at her because he figured she was just a loose whore. She turned him down and told Paul, and Paul was so offended he ratted on Tommy to the mafia bosses about when they whacked Billy. And Tommy was kidnapped and tortured to death.

“This ting of ours has honor”

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Maybe I'm remembering wrong but the lawyer was like a joke boob tv lawyer who had no idea what he was doing when he was introduced? The writers decided that he needed to be some sort of criminal mastermind to advance the plot so they just rewrote his character halfway through the run and literally nobody seemed to notice.

Also flashing up twitter tags so your soyboy audience can tweet along live was literally the gayest thing I'd ever witnessed. And I've looked at myself in the mirror while blowing a trucker.

I'm gay.

 

[DMAN]

Breaking Bad is only good if you've never watched, and have to wait 7 days between episodes.

Even when I was into it first-run, it felt like a cheap high school production. Streaks of hack shit that reminded me of Degrassi. Corny moments, lame writing, logic was an afterthought, and things just happened for the sake of the plot. Years before there was a "Redditor" vibe, this show exuded that exact strain of faggotry. "Science, BITCH!!!!" AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I also fucking HATED the "southwest" gimmick with native-americans, and spics, littering the scenes. Got tired of the desert, and the horrible obvious locals used as actors / extras. Feels like every scene had some fat ugly Mexican woman with zero charisma blurting out a line from the script amateurishly, like it was a Kevin Smith movie. This was the top show on TV, and they couldn't hire an actual actress to play the lady who worked at Gus' chicken shop?

"Nah, just pluck some fat ugly non-actress Spic from the sidewalk and slap her into an important scene in the show." And it was GLARING that she was plucked from the sidewalk (dirt road? Do they even have paved sidewalks in New Mexspico?)

One episode in particular started with an awful Mexican band plucking their dumb little guitars, with unimaginative lyrics sung entirely in Spanish. It didn't even rhyme... in Spanish OR in English. It was just random whining noises over shitty guitars, with stupid English caption subtitles, as if they were blowing our minds. El Negro Y Azul!!!! WOW, those are COLORS in Spanish!!!!

Not only was the song fucking terrible and annoying, but it looked like they filmed it on someone's iPhone (from 2012) in 5 frames per second.

There was nothing poetic about it, it was just spics making corny references to the show's plot, "THE MAN IN THE SUNGLASSES" trying to sound COOL and BADASS. "The cartels were running hot, because they can't get no respect!!!!" WERE THEY?????? It was like having a white high school teacher write a rap song. It felt soulless and thrown together by a gaggle of random lost people with no creative direction. Just the thought of that scene is giving me a headache and making me sick.



I can't put into words how much I fucking hated this intro, and it JUST went ON AND ON. "Talkin' 'Bout Heisenberg" I can picture that ugly white nerd Vince Gilligan peering over the editor's shoulder at the computer, "No No, Change the caption.... Drop the 'G' in Talking and add an apostrophe, because that's how COOL criminals talk!"

The aforementioned nazis thing in the last season was infuriating, but the fact that they just invented a brand new character, a female one, a BORING female one, to become the new villain of the series in the final stretch... I just about stopped watching before the finale, which I laughed at openly as I watched. Talk about going downhill so fast that it almost seems intentional. Who the fuck was supposed to enjoy that? She was barely in the show for like 3 episodes and suddenly she replaced Gus Fring? Shut the fuck up, cunt.

It was never actually a "good" show. They just tricked us by protecting the spoilers, making us wait, and paying for press mentions to keep it in our minds constantly looking forward to something new. There is no mystery or suspense in a rewatch of Breaking Bad, all that is left is the cringe. And it's heavy on cringe.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Luis Moncada (one of the twins who everyone loves) wished me a happy burffday on facebook, back in the day sniff

 

[LingerLonger]

Breaking Bad is only good if you've never watched, and have to wait 7 days between episodes.

Even then it was dogshit. When the infamous "Fly" episode premiered it was mocked all over the place for being such obvious filler. That they wasted an entire week of the show just to throw out a mediocre episode to sell more advertisements during. Instead of just skipping the episode and having a shorter season. Lots of fans were livid that the show was reduced to a joke. That was when AMC really went crazy with the astroturfing of the show and fake reviews everywhere as well.

You look at The Sopranos' most well known isolated episode in Pine Barrens and there are still a bunch of different things in that episode outside of Christopher and Paulie being lost in the woods. You have Gloria, Jackie Jr and Meadow, Carmela's parents. Probably the funniest moment with AJ as well where Tony is screaming "Is there any the way the package can survive?". Gloria chucks the steak at Tony's head and later Junior asks Tony if he has been "eating steak?".

Go on reddit or IMDB and look at reviews of 'The Fly' episode if you want to lose brain cells.

 

[Imager]

I don't have time to find the clip but the introduction of the mexican murder twins who wear boots is the dumbest scene to ever have been played on television.

It's in the opening to one of the shows. It's the very beginning. A bunch of people are crawling in a poor mexican village and the twins with the boots show up...and...they're walking while everyone else is crawling!

I'm getting mad now.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

I hated the wiggers, the old "badass" guy, & I think Saul only seemed like an outrageous character to soft redditor faggots who are into Tina Fey type humor & have never been outside a gated community. "OMG HE'S SOO SLEEZY, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE BAD PART OF A CITY RIGHT NOW, EPIIIIC"

 

[LingerLonger]

I hated the wiggers, the old "badass" guy, & I think Saul only seemed like an outrageous character to soft redditor faggots who are into Tina Fey type humor & have never been outside a gated community. "OMG HE'S SOO SLEEZY, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE BAD PART OF A CITY RIGHT NOW, EPIIIIC"

Compare Saul to an actual criminal lawyer like Maurice Levy from The Wire if you want good writing.

 

[aRTie02150]

Breaking Bad is only good if you've never watched, and have to wait 7 days between episodes.

Even when I was into it first-run, it felt like a cheap high school production. Streaks of hack shit that reminded me of Degrassi. Corny moments, lame writing, logic was an afterthought, and things just happened for the sake of the plot. Years before there was a "Redditor" vibe, this show exuded that exact strain of faggotry. "Science, BITCH!!!!" AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I also fucking HATED the "southwest" gimmick with native-americans, and spics, littering the scenes. Got tired of the desert, and the horrible obvious locals used as actors / extras. Feels like every scene had some fat ugly Mexican woman with zero charisma blurting out a line from the script amateurishly, like it was a Kevin Smith movie. This was the top show on TV, and they couldn't hire an actual actress to play the lady who worked at Gus' chicken shop?

"Nah, just pluck some fat ugly non-actress Spic from the sidewalk and slap her into an important scene in the show." And it was GLARING that she was plucked from the sidewalk (dirt road? Do they even have paved sidewalks in New Mexspico?)

One episode in particular started with an awful Mexican band plucking their dumb little guitars, with unimaginative lyrics sung entirely in Spanish. It didn't even rhyme... in Spanish OR in English. It was just random whining noises over shitty guitars, with stupid English caption subtitles, as if they were blowing our minds. El Negro Y Azul!!!! WOW, those are COLORS in Spanish!!!!

Not only was the song fucking terrible and annoying, but it looked like they filmed it on someone's iPhone (from 2012) in 5 frames per second.

There was nothing poetic about it, it was just spics making corny references to the show's plot, "THE MAN IN THE SUNGLASSES" trying to sound COOL and BADASS. "The cartels were running hot, because they can't get no respect!!!!" WERE THEY?????? It was like having a white high school teacher write a rap song. It felt soulless and thrown together by a gaggle of random lost people with no creative direction. Just the thought of that scene is giving me a headache and making me sick.



I can't put into words how much I fucking hated this intro, and it JUST went ON AND ON. "Talkin' 'Bout Heisenberg" I can picture that ugly white nerd Vince Gilligan peering over the editor's shoulder at the computer, "No No, Change the caption.... Drop the 'G' in Talking and add an apostrophe, because that's how COOL criminals talk!"

The aforementioned nazis thing in the last season was infuriating, but the fact that they just invented a brand new character, a female one, a BORING female one, to become the new villain of the series in the final stretch... I just about stopped watching before the finale, which I laughed at openly as I watched. Talk about going downhill so fast that it almost seems intentional. Who the fuck was supposed to enjoy that? She was barely in the show for like 3 episodes and suddenly she replaced Gus Fring? Shut the fuck up, cunt.

It was never actually a "good" show. They just tricked us by protecting the spoilers, making us wait, and paying for press mentions to keep it in our minds constantly looking forward to something new. There is no mystery or suspense in a rewatch of Breaking Bad, all that is left is the cringe. And it's heavy on cringe.

Preach.

 

[guest]

Breaking Bad is only good if you've never watched, and have to wait 7 days between episodes.

Even when I was into it first-run, it felt like a cheap high school production. Streaks of hack shit that reminded me of Degrassi. Corny moments, lame writing, logic was an afterthought, and things just happened for the sake of the plot. Years before there was a "Redditor" vibe, this show exuded that exact strain of faggotry. "Science, BITCH!!!!" AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I also fucking HATED the "southwest" gimmick with native-americans, and spics, littering the scenes. Got tired of the desert, and the horrible obvious locals used as actors / extras. Feels like every scene had some fat ugly Mexican woman with zero charisma blurting out a line from the script amateurishly, like it was a Kevin Smith movie. This was the top show on TV, and they couldn't hire an actual actress to play the lady who worked at Gus' chicken shop?

"Nah, just pluck some fat ugly non-actress Spic from the sidewalk and slap her into an important scene in the show." And it was GLARING that she was plucked from the sidewalk (dirt road? Do they even have paved sidewalks in New Mexspico?)

One episode in particular started with an awful Mexican band plucking their dumb little guitars, with unimaginative lyrics sung entirely in Spanish. It didn't even rhyme... in Spanish OR in English. It was just random whining noises over shitty guitars, with stupid English caption subtitles, as if they were blowing our minds. El Negro Y Azul!!!! WOW, those are COLORS in Spanish!!!!

Not only was the song fucking terrible and annoying, but it looked like they filmed it on someone's iPhone (from 2012) in 5 frames per second.

There was nothing poetic about it, it was just spics making corny references to the show's plot, "THE MAN IN THE SUNGLASSES" trying to sound COOL and BADASS. "The cartels were running hot, because they can't get no respect!!!!" WERE THEY?????? It was like having a white high school teacher write a rap song. It felt soulless and thrown together by a gaggle of random lost people with no creative direction. Just the thought of that scene is giving me a headache and making me sick.

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I can't put into words how much I fucking hated this intro, and it JUST went ON AND ON. "Talkin' 'Bout Heisenberg" I can picture that ugly white nerd Vince Gilligan peering over the editor's shoulder at the computer, "No No, Change the caption.... Drop the 'G' in Talking and add an apostrophe, because that's how COOL criminals talk!"

The aforementioned nazis thing in the last season was infuriating, but the fact that they just invented a brand new character, a female one, a BORING female one, to become the new villain of the series in the final stretch... I just about stopped watching before the finale, which I laughed at openly as I watched. Talk about going downhill so fast that it almost seems intentional. Who the fuck was supposed to enjoy that? She was barely in the show for like 3 episodes and suddenly she replaced Gus Fring? Shut the fuck up, cunt.

It was never actually a "good" show. They just tricked us by protecting the spoilers, making us wait, and paying for press mentions to keep it in our minds constantly looking forward to something new. There is no mystery or suspense in a rewatch of Breaking Bad, all that is left is the cringe. And it's heavy on cringe.

When jesse yelled "yeah bitch!! Magnets!!!" The redditor meme must have existed then coz i remember cringing at how leddit it was.

 

[Stent]

Skyler should have pulled out her cock. Why leave that a mystery? I know it's obvious, but c'mon, they felt the need to explain everything else.

Muh-muh-mom! Y-you've got a penis! No wuh-wonder I have retarded legs!

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Show can be very stupid at times. Very cringe too. No many scenes seem stiff and unnatural.

Show sucks so fucking bad when compared to sopranos boardwalk empire or any other early HBO shows. For regular bullshit tv it’s fine I guess. I just know that every retard I know who likes sons of anarchy loved breaking bad.

 

[LingerLonger]

The actress who played Skylar clearly got like $50K worth of plastic surgery to her face in between seasons. Then started ranting and gaslighting fans who accused her of altering her appearance. Like somehow a suburban soccer mom in Albuquerque getting hollywood level facelifts and botox injections would not be at all distracting for the audience.

The lead actress in The Boys on Amazon got a new face, chin, cheekbones, and tits after season two. The surgery was so bad that they hired a team to digitally airbrush her face and body during every single scene she was in for season three. To try to make her look like the same person because the surgery butchered her face.

Meadow Soprano in the pilot episode looks like the Wicked Witch if she was a jew. After the pilot the actress got a nose job and some other work and is not recognizable from the first episode.

 

[aRTie02150]

The actress who played Skylar clearly got like $50K worth of plastic surgery to her face in between seasons. Then started ranting and gaslighting fans who accused her of altering her appearance. Like somehow a suburban soccer mom in Albuquerque getting hollywood level facelifts and botox injections would not be at all distracting for the audience.

The lead actress in The Boys on Amazon got a new face, chin, cheekbones, and tits after season two. The surgery was so bad that they hired a team to digitally airbrush her face and body during every single scene she was in for season three. To try to make her look like the same person because the surgery butchered her face.

Meadow Soprano in the pilot episode looks like the Wicked Witch if she was a jew. After the pilot the actress got a nose job and some other work and is not recognizable from the first episode.

Women are useless.

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

refuse to watch this show because everyone who talks about it sounds like a massive faggot, don't like it? fuck ya motha

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Buncha nitpicking faggots in this thread. Breaking Bad rules.

Waaaah the nazis aren’t real enough because they’re not talking about Hitler and killing Jews every episode waaaaah.

Gonna rape you all.

 

[EraGodless]

I like how they had nowhere to go with the last season so they had Walt and Jesse as the good guys go against NAZIS with no ideology. Not one word of Jew hatred from Todd. They're just Nazis because everyone hates Nazis and Nazis are big and evil drug dealers with huge compounds with tons of security cameras. Very realistic.

Yeah, and the Nazi's literally gave $7 million to Walt. Lol. When they should have put a bullet in his and Jesse's head and dumped them in the same hole as Hank and Steve. They literally had $42 million in cash and could have fucked off into the Sun.