Bovine Pat

[Uncle Floyd]

Nice hair, stupid.

His head is outgrowing his hair.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Yes, uhh, I think I'll go with the middle aged lesbian fohawk today, barber child.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He thinks people see a bike gang leader or recently retired ufc middleweight when they see him. Oh no, I'm actually mommas very intelligent boy specializing in science fiction and comedy. Stealthy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s got his arms out like that to try and not look so heavy. Fat girls do it all the time in photos (one hand on their hip etc)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His head is outgrowing his hair.

His head went from the shape of a thumb to a big toe.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Is he try to pull off a fauxhawk or is this just his usual haircut but his head as gotten fatter and more misshapen? The forehead photo looks disgusting like he has some Jason Voorhees prosthetics on. Can any brothermen in the medical field explain what I'm looking at. It's legitimately horrifying.

His hairline hasn't budged an inch, child.

(His face just got real fucking fat.)

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Nice hair, stupid.

The galloping horse is perfectly placed between his fat swayers. Nice physique, stupid.

 

[JebJoh]

He has a severely autistic child's haircut. If he's trying for a high and tight military look, it's not working, and his barber obviously hates him.

Apparently he sexually harassed his usual hair person so now he’s trying out new ones.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Can a brotherman with skills do Pats over sized child head as zordon from power rangers

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also lol. This looks photoshopped, poorly.
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Delaware. I'm in... Delaware.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Nice onion from Super Mario 2 haircut, stupid.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

"I cum in a woman."

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

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He didn't deny his heavy B cups, though. Flaunt'm if you got'm, right Pat?

 

[Jenna]

You know I've always considered myself "The Punk Rock Author" of the science fiction community.

 

[Dave Smith Fucks Poo Poo]

Photoshop request: Pat taking a photo of some gigantic guy taking a shit on him.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Really Pat? What about the story of a guy getting into your car because he thought you were his Uber? Why did he survive?

Pudding? Pat must be talking about his current body type.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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TYFYS - my poor ribs.

 

[DominusOdium]

Also lol. This looks photoshopped, poorly.
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Saw some northern lights while whale watching, did he?

 

[DominusOdium]

Is he try to pull off a fauxhawk or is this just his usual haircut but his head as gotten fatter and more misshapen? The forehead photo looks disgusting like he has some Jason Voorhees prosthetics on. Can any brothermen in the medical field explain what I'm looking at. It's legitimately horrifying.

He's uncomfortable to look at.