Bovine Pat

[Rudderman]

I've never seen a cleft forehead before.

 

[victor_sanchez]

I genuinely can't stop laughing at it. He looks so fucking retarded. His fat greasy skin glistens in the night too. Simply amazing

There's a lot going on for sure. I'm just noticing the dark hair dye lol

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice hair, stupid.

He has been drunk for hours in this pic. That haircut is retarded. Im sure everyone regrets meeting him that night.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Pat looks like an obese retard and Niki has a rainbow on her hoodie to let everyone know she's an ally! But all you have to do is look at her dumb face to know she's a dyke.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He was walking around LA with that hilarious hair cut. They must have thought pat stepped out of a time machine with his clothes.

 

[warchief1978]

Nice hair, stupid.

Why is he shinny?

 

[fricklefrackle]

@BertBertlinson comment?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Computer enhance
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I said enhance

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Ah that's better. Same stupid mouth agap face he made during the "deck plank replacement" photos. Fat mouth breather

Ahh the Joe Cumia method of taking a photo. Find something interesting and shove your face into at least 2/3rds of the picture

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Look at that gigantic left hand and awkward pose. He's never posted a flattering picture of his wife. Not that she ever puts any effort into looking feminine and attractive. Not much to work with there. Just a couple of fat, unemployed, childless losers.

I'd like to remind you of the hairdo she decided to go on national television with. This broad doesn't care about her looks at all

 

[porquedealer]

Its not about SFWA's Money
It's about sending a message to the stlaker childs

 

[TorpidSloth]

Why is he shinny?

He's sweating standing still. In October. Usually a sign of good health.

 

[TorpidSloth]

This broad doesn't care about her looks at all

Clinically depressed people rarely do. Pat snagged himself a real prize.

 

[Guff]

Nice hair, stupid.

Bebop and Rocksteady lookin’ ass motherfucker.

 

[RickReternal]

Nice hair, stupid.

Did he use one of Jackie’s slimming filters and it caused his head to have a sharp point?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I was trying to figure out why Nikki looked so ugly in this pic for like a full minute

Thought she turned more decrepit and balding til I realized it's Fat making some uncanny valley face

 

[N64 Cube]

Also lol. This looks photoshopped, poorly.
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Last known photo of Niki. Pat probably pushed her out to sea.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nice hair, stupid.

He looks like the Nasty Boy who's not a complete tit.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Photoshop request: Pat taking a photo of some gigantic guy taking a shit on him.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

No ribbit child I do not look down at my phone 23 hours a day

Nice neck, stupid.