Bought weed at a dispensary today

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Weed sucks but always remember that Indica=in da couch so that’s the lazy one.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

@NortheastPhilly about halfway through his first joint:

 

[Stent]

Smoking a doob. Fawk yeah!

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Sativa: relaxed/sit on couch/munchies/may induce lethargy
Indica: creative/wtf is water?/cotton-mouth/may induce paranoia
Hybrids = hit or miss, hence to be avoided.

you're a retard and it's all so cross bred at this point that everything is a hybrid. there's nothing to indicate any of the terpene or cannabinoid profiles result in the "cerebral" sativa high or "lethargic" indica body high.

Sativas are less potent in general, you'll be fine.

not true and you're a retard.

 

[IanHalperin]

Hit up that doobie and think about water brotherman but like really think about it...

 

[Nick Gerlips]

When NY legalized it dispensaries popped up everywhere on the nearby Indian reservation. Tax free, cheap weed in all forms. No reason to even grow it yourself now.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

When NY legalized it dispensaries popped up everywhere on the nearby Indian reservation. Tax free, cheap weed in all forms. No reason to even grow it yourself now.

no reason unless you don't want a bunch of dirty featherhead savages with their grubby hands all over your weed

 

[Consensual Rapist]

When NY legalized it dispensaries popped up everywhere on the nearby Indian reservation. Tax free, cheap weed in all forms. No reason to even grow it yourself now.

Me sell-um you wacky tobacco, pale face. You smoke-um peace pipe, see many spirit animals. Me drink-um fire water, watch pale face go crazy like bear.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

The whole indica/sativa thing these days is a bunch of bullshit used by the industry so budtenders can sound like weed sommeliers. At best, you're buying indica dominant strains or sativa dominant strains. Growers don't like to grow pure indicas because they have low yields, and they don't like to grow pure sativas because they have long flower times and don't do a good job holding their own weight. When I first started growing indoors in '96, most people grew dutch hybrids. These days, most people grow polyhybrids based off those old hybrids. You have a better chance of being robbed by a pack of niggers in the dispensary parking lot than buying a pure indica or sativa strain from the dispensary.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Anybody get good yields with any of the grow tents on Amazon? Been thinking about growing to press my own rosin

 

[guest]

You have a better chance of being robbed by a pack of niggers in the dispensary parking lot than buying a pure indica or sativa strain from the dispensary.

Nice contradiction, stupid. This makes it sound like pure strains are plenty common.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Anybody get good yields with any of the grow tents on Amazon? Been thinking about growing to press my own rosin

Yes but spend your money on lighting and air filtration rather than expensive tents

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I've smoked like 5 times, had edibles, brownies, never felt anything. Was drunk each time, if anything it sobered me up. Booze is more fun

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When NY legalized it dispensaries popped up everywhere on the nearby Indian reservation. Tax free, cheap weed in all forms. No reason to even grow it yourself now.

I was downtown the other night for a birthday party and they had a music is art festival. There were 2 different vans selling weed in the open. Pot leaf lights on the side so it wasn’t like it was discrete. Very bizarre, considering when I was 19 I had to do 20 hours of community service for getting caught with weed.

 

[Serious Business]

I didn’t smoke for like 12 years, walked into the dispensary a couple weeks ago and told the lady I need something to help with sleep and it had to be weak because I don’t smoke.

Got an 8th of indica with some goofy ass bakery name, rolled a little joint and was on the moon for the rest of the day. Like, to an uncomfortable level. The next day I just took one baby hit and it was perfect. This shit is so much stronger than when I was a kid.

 

[DMAN]

One type is called sativa and the other is called indica. One makes you sleepy, and the other makes you energetic.

This is literally all you need to know. All the retarded faggot names are just as much a meme as Starbucks' silly little words they use to order.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

50 bones for 5 joints. Did you get jeeters?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Doesnt really matter what its labelled or what they say the effects are in my experience. Fawkin pot tawlk. don't smoke too much you might start believing stuff that isn't true

 

[NortheastPhilly]

50 bones for 5 joints. Did you get jeeters?

Yes

 

[ChimpanZ]

This is literally all you need to know. All the retarded faggot names are just as much a meme as Starbucks' silly little words they use to order.

Indica and sativa are also bullshit, the cannabinoid profile and terpenes are what make strains different from one another