Boomia has Pig sweating

[Antwan Kumiya]

Boomia with the jolt the patposting world needed

 

[guest]

A 10,000 IQ move for Boomia is to send his son to serve the papers and then have Patrick arrested for assaulting a child. Boomia do not actually take this advice it is a retarded idea.

Judge: why would you assault a child?
Pat: I didn't know he was a child, officer.
Judge: well the chat logs have you calling him child repeatedly...

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[MonsterSteve]

"Each one of those numbers was another new felony" lol.

 

[Clint Ruin]

if they met Niki they'd fuck her properly for the first time in her life.

There's not a lot of people actually doing it.

I wish you didn't talk like that

 

[guest]

There's a lot of people out there saying that if they met Pat they'd kick his ass, or if they met Niki they'd fuck her properly for the first time in her life.

There's not a lot of people actually doing it.

This isn't a call to action, it's just an observation. If you say you're going to do something, maybe you should do something.

Yeah you already posted this a few days ago remember, and admin warned you?

Most of us have already fucked niki, BTW. That's how @gassers lost his v card

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He would literally shit his pants and we all know xim goes commando. Soiling yourself with no diaper on = bad manner, no thx.

I’m always surprised Pats tough guy LARP always included him throwing the first punch. When everyone knows an actual tough guy doesent start shit, he finishes it.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Ribs

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Most of us have already fucked niki, BTW. That's how @gassers lost his v card

I'm so sorry, gassers. Nobody deserves that, and I hope it washes off eventually.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat would do something really gay and retarded to  enticcccccce a situation

like a 4chan autist who went on a car-killing spree and then tried to suicide by cop by quickly pulling out his wallet to aim like a gun, didnt work cause the cop could tell he was a faggot so he put it in his pocket and he tried it again

Pat would do that, potentially just with his fist "ohhhhhh I'm gonna hit you so you'll need to defend yourself and hit me first in the process oooooohhhhhhh"

Pat absolutely seems like the kind of Child Brain who would think if he just cocked his fist back and didnt actually touch him that it doesn't count as instigating or threatening and that he was justified to shoot someone who punched him.

 

[Pat the Simp]

My ribs turn to dust every time I see Pat's Sweaty Grundle and that upside-down zipline pic.

 

[guest]

"I will injure you in a life-altering way" sounds way more menacing than "I will kill you".

Imagine Pat looking like the Pet chimp lady?