Besides obvious things like having a peckah, being fat, having tattoos, etc, what are some dealbreakers for you when dating a woman?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Seinfeld had a good bit years ago when smart phones first came out and how so many people put them on the table when theyre spending time with others. It’s like saying “you better be able to hold my interest or else I’m going to look at this instead”

Damn, that’s pretty good for him. I remember watching a Tonight Shiw set of his where he was mocking stuffed crust pizza and the punchline was eventually they’ll be able to just bake your whole head in the crust.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm with you 100%. I eat pussy and I'm fantastic at it. There's too many women in the world to be with one who won't suck my dick. And I say that as a guy who's stayed with chicks who physically attacked me.

I agree with the brothers on that one. I’m not muching box unless we’re actually dating and you’re hot and I’d rather be lonely than be in a serious relationship with someone ugly.

 

[Imager]

She has gay friends.

 

[johnnynoname]

She has gay friends.

you're able to overlook that this woman is grossly obese though?

 

[Imager]

you're able to overlook that this woman is grossly obese though?

depends on how long my dry spell is TBCHWY

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

She has gay friends.

Don't want to face the competition?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

you at least won every fight, right?

i had one come at me with a lamp and almost lost because i didnt see it coming and it was a huge metal piece of shit. wouldve knocked me out if it landed. still have no idea how she picked it up, skinny girl with noodle arms and that thing had to weigh nearly half of what she did.

I basically documented the whole thing on here for the last one. Her dad is a pro boxer so she knows how to throw bombs and she punched me at least ten times. I DID mouth off and ask for it a few times though. Like, I can say some horrible, unforgivable shit and I did.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna fuck my own ass with a lubed up bowling pin. DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Meownaw i h8 u

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@Meownaw i h8 u

Meownaw, comment?

 

[Billy Hollywood]

She has gay friends.

In my early twenties, there was a gay guy in our friend group. Two or three guys used to fuck this gay feller in the ass without a condom from time to time. The result: not only all of them got AIDS, but also two of the girls...

Alternatively, some fags like to latch onto girls in order to use them as baits to attract men, once everybody is drunk and things start to heat up between you and the girl, you may notice that the dude will hang around. My friend wasn't sure the guy was a fag and fell for this shit, thinking they were going to pull a train on the girl and, while he was fucking her from behind, all of the sudden her gay friend started to fondle his balls!