Damn, that’s pretty good for him. I remember watching a Tonight Shiw set of his where he was mocking stuffed crust pizza and the punchline was eventually they’ll be able to just bake your whole head in the crust.
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Besides obvious things like having a peckah, being fat, having tattoos, etc, what are some dealbreakers for you when dating a woman?
I agree with the brothers on that one. I’m not muching box unless we’re actually dating and you’re hot and I’d rather be lonely than be in a serious relationship with someone ugly.
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you're able to overlook that this woman is grossly obese though?
depends on how long my dry spell is TBCHWY
Don't want to face the competition?
I basically documented the whole thing on here for the last one. Her dad is a pro boxer so she knows how to throw bombs and she punched me at least ten times. I DID mouth off and ask for it a few times though. Like, I can say some horrible, unforgivable shit and I did.
I'm gonna fuck my own ass with a lubed up bowling pin. DON'T TRY TO STOP ME
In my early twenties, there was a gay guy in our friend group. Two or three guys used to fuck this gay feller in the ass without a condom from time to time. The result: not only all of them got AIDS, but also two of the girls...
Alternatively, some fags like to latch onto girls in order to use them as baits to attract men, once everybody is drunk and things start to heat up between you and the girl, you may notice that the dude will hang around. My friend wasn't sure the guy was a fag and fell for this shit, thinking they were going to pull a train on the girl and, while he was fucking her from behind, all of the sudden her gay friend started to fondle his balls!
