Besides obvious things like having a peckah, being fat, having tattoos, etc, what are some dealbreakers for you when dating a woman?

[Dog Eater]

Why do you tell women you post on the dead radio show forum?

This isn’t a hobby I can quit any time. Sniffff.

The first date with my wife I said “I like owning and shooting guns and sometimes I play videogames”.

 

[Voscabulary]

At least most of you guys are interesting or funny. I was talking to this brawd for a little and she would never ask me back if that makes sense so I was basically just interviewing her all day. Don’t even get me started on the no punctuation or capital letters. ENRAGING

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

There’s some retarded 16 year old girl in Long Island who doesn’t understand how to use caps or emojis.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Smelly pussy, hairy asshole, small tits and one word responses.

The one word responses drive me nuts on dating apps, just shows they’re a complete bore of a person. Reminds me of Steve Buscemi in Fargo “That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That’s a geyser”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Phone addiction has truly ruined the concept of relationships for me.

You're never going to find a woman who isn't addicted and social media posting.

I agree with this, it’s why relationships are so fucked up now and women are so miserable. So many women spend their lives looking at OTHER people on social media and feel they fall short compared to others and makes them depressed.

When I talk to people the only time I bring my phone out is to show a picture of something related to what we’re talking about or to look something up in relation to what we’re talking about. I see so many younger people where they’re sitting together at a restaurant or bar and they’re all looking at their phones in silence while looking at what other people are doing.

Seinfeld had a good bit years ago when smart phones first came out and how so many people put them on the table when theyre spending time with others. It’s like saying “you better be able to hold my interest or else I’m going to look at this instead”

 

[Wa4892]

When you are young, adults will always tell you 'sex should never be the most important part of a relationship.' While this is true, adults do a HUGE disservice buy not adding 'but sexual compatibility is critical to the success of a relationship.'

If you're 25 and want sex every day, but your partner thinks sex twice a week is more than enough and anyone who thinks they need it every day is a pervert ....... The relationship is doomed. If 'taking care of the sexual needs of my partners is in the top ten most important things to you, but its the 25th most important part of a relationship to your partner ........ Doomed!!

I say all that, so this makes sense, for me, if a woman does not perform AND receive oral sex with great enthusiasm, I would have no interest in pursuing a relationship with them. And yes, I'm being serious. This is really important to *me* (not saying it is or should be important to everyone) and if it's not important to the woman in my life ........ we are doomed.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

When I talk to people the only time I bring my phone out is to show a picture of something related to what we’re talking about or to look something up in relation to what we’re talking about. I see so many younger people where they’re sitting together at a restaurant or bar and they’re all looking at their phones in silence while looking at what other people are doing.
Seinfeld had a good bit years ago when smart phones first came out and how so many people put them on the table when theyre spending time with others. It’s like saying “you better be able to hold my interest or else I’m going to look at this instead”

So should we blame the phone or people for being really fucking boring?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So should we blame the phone or people for being really fucking boring?

I think it’s a bit of both - thanks to phones people don’t know how to talk to each other and it’s made people develop very poor social skills. So many people can barely tell an interesting story or hold a conversation - or even have a point to what they’re saying - and now thanks to people having their phones to look at it’s only become worse.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When you are young, adults will always tell you 'sex should never be the most important part of a relationship.' While this is true, adults do a HUGE disservice buy not adding 'but sexual compatibility is critical to the success of a relationship.'

If you're 25 and want sex every day, but your partner thinks sex twice a week is more than enough and anyone who thinks they need it every day is a pervert ....... The relationship is doomed. If 'taking care of the sexual needs of my partners is in the top ten most important things to you, but its the 25th most important part of a relationship to your partner ........ Doomed!!

I say all that, so this makes sense, for me, if a woman does not perform AND receive oral sex with great enthusiasm, I would have no interest in pursuing a relationship with them. And yes, I'm being serious. This is really important to *me* (not saying it is or should be important to everyone) and if it's not important to the woman in my life ........ we are doomed.

I'm with you 100%. I eat pussy and I'm fantastic at it. There's too many women in the world to be with one who won't suck my dick. And I say that as a guy who's stayed with chicks who physically attacked me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At least most of you guys are interesting or funny. I was talking to this brawd for a little and she would never ask me back if that makes sense so I was basically just interviewing her all day. Don’t even get me started on the no punctuation or capital letters. ENRAGING

The one word answer shit is one thing, but the not "asking you back" thing just makes me lose interest completely. "What are you up to?" "Nothing" "How was your day?" "Fine"..... Okay, fuck you then. I only asked because I wanted to tell you about the cool manly shit I just did and you could've learned something about me, but fuck it. Want to talk about the fucking weather or some other banal shit? Because I doubt your ability to even do that, cunt. "Nice day huh?" "Ya" So you're literally nothing more than a pussy and some tits huh? "Ya"

Most of the time it's them initiating the conversation. It's literally not worth speaking to them unless you have nothing going on and can just ask them to fuck right away. "Wanna come over?" "Ya"

 

[johnnynoname]

-if they have kids
- being in there 20's....even a 29 year old is too young

 

[Africa.com]

Vocal fry

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Her needs.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Vocal fry

Eating fries.

- being in there 20's....even a 29 year old is too young

Dumb mommyfag.

 

[Poopl0rd69]

If she ever ate Jim Norton's ass. You would have to be a complete loser to go near someone so loathsome.

 

[guest]

Eating fries.

Dumb mommyfag.

Well hes got a face only a mother could love

Sorry that was mean, i hate this thread

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If she ever ate Jim Norton's ass. You would have to be a complete loser to go near someone so loathsome.

Edit: Faawwwk, wrong lady. I'm gonna stand by this post, though.

 

[guest]

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Lauren did nothing with him. Great thread idea. Brb

 

[Petworth dude]

if a woman does not perform AND receive oral sex with great enthusiasm, I would have no interest in pursuing a relationship with them

WAWW chicks that don't like it when you go down on them? My girlfriend has only let me go down on her once - every time I've asked her since then, she just shakes her head "no." I think it's because she gets REALLY wet, and she might be a little embarrassed by it, but who knows.

FWIW, she has no issue going down on me.

 

[BoomerSperg]

And I say that as a guy who's stayed with chicks who physically attacked me.

you at least won every fight, right?

i had one come at me with a lamp and almost lost because i didnt see it coming and it was a huge metal piece of shit. wouldve knocked me out if it landed. still have no idea how she picked it up, skinny girl with noodle arms and that thing had to weigh nearly half of what she did.