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Besides obvious things like having a peckah, being fat, having tattoos, etc, what are some dealbreakers for you when dating a woman?

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Hack response out of the way, because you're unfunny:

"Having a peckah isnt a dealbreaker! :image_9248: "

Mine is talking too much. Drives me actually insane. She could be a patrice 30 and if she talks too much im out of there faster than hair on more worser's head.
 

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Registered to vote, driver's license a close second.
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phone addiction

I was on a second date with this latina dame, first encounter was a drunken hookup/hj at a house party in one of the rooms

got her number, we met at cheesecake factory (yes, rookie mistake on my part, but she was "bad" as the niggers say)

I showed up early and got a double jw black at the bar, so Im ready to charm.

ordered some orange chicken and she gets a ceaser salad, which is kind of irrelevant but anyways she was scrolling on instagram the whole time

and she took a fucking snapchat selfie of us when the food came. giving one word answers, dumb as the day is long

I go to the bathroom and walked out the back through the mall entrance, block her number, her friend blows up my phone 10 minutes later when I was already driving home "you fucking asshole, etc"

never saw her again. fucking puerto rican hoorah
 
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I was on a second date with this latina dame, first encounter was a drunken hookup/hj at a house party in one of the rooms

got her number, we met at cheesecake factory (yes, rookie mistake on my part, but she was "bad" as the niggers say)

I showed up early and got a double jw black at the bar, so Im ready to charm.

ordered some orange chicken and she gets a ceaser salad, which is kind of irrelevant but anyways she was scrolling on instagram the whole time

and she took a fucking snapchat selfie of us when the food came. giving one word answers, dumb as the day is long

I go to the bathroom and walked out the back through the mall entrance, block her number, her friend blows up my phone 10 minutes later when I was already driving home "you fucking asshole, etc"

never saw her again. fucking puerto rican hoorah
Lol thats funny.
 

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They should post that shit in off topic like us
At least most of you guys are interesting or funny. I was talking to this brawd for a little and she would never ask me back if that makes sense so I was basically just interviewing her all day. Don’t even get me started on the no punctuation or capital letters. ENRAGING
 

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At least most of you guys are interesting or funny. I was talking to this brawd for a little and she would never ask me back if that makes sense so I was basically just interviewing her all day. Don’t even get me started on the no punctuation or capital letters. ENRAGING
The next time you meet such a person, ask her for sex right away. These retards function at a lower brainwave, so don't waste your time and come right to the point.

And don't ever marry them.
 

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The next time you meet such a person, ask her for sex right away. These retards function at a lower brainwave, so don't waste your time and come right to the point.

And don't ever marry them.
One of them told me no hook ups so I said, “that’s fine but then I’m not interested then” which for whatever reason worked and like 10 minutes later she said I could nut inside of her.
 
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