You're addressing a big dick daddy. Sit down bitch or ill have you gagged to death on my cock.
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"Before the white man came we had no concept of ownership.. "
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Why did you call God a pedophile, totally real Boq?
Get a job, mama's boy
Yeah and a panda is just a grizzly with a little tuxedo. Nigga, I've seen polar bears at the Toronto Zoo. I seent them when I was a boy. They're a whole other different bear. Look at those goofy Asian sun bears. Are those just black bears who wear a dickey? Polar bears are huge and they drink Coke Classic.
I remember being on my dad's shoulders at the zoo looking down into one of the exhibits. I freaked out because I'm scared of heights, I panicked and started like climbing all over my dad's head and trying to get down. I almost Harambe'd myself.
Grizzlies are also fuck-off-huge bears. Polar bears have transparent fur and that's the only fawking difference
Polar bears are bigger, Turrance. You can Guggle it.
You can gargle my stump, son. 4th grade in '99 ass bitch
I'LL FUCKING BITE IT OFF YOU SHORT OLD MOOLIE!
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Interesting enough, before the VoC came to South Africa, the majority of that region was sparsely populated. So Afrikaaners have a genuine claim on being indigenous to the area. I know the Khoisan Bushman/Zulu (opposite side of country) were about as well, but Afriq du Sud is huge. (Please fact check this)
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Are all short men mildly retarded?