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There are ways to put certain words together that can make people do anything. That’s not crazy esoteric nonsense, it’s common sense.
Read around James 3:8.
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There are ways to put certain words together that can make people do anything. That’s not crazy esoteric nonsense, it’s common sense.
Read around James 3:8.
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Look i’m not religious so i’m gonna defer to our resident theologist and munchkin
@Turry Fawks what is the Christian view on magic
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God spoke the world into being lol.
Magic is of course real. It’s well known for thousands of years. It’s a new phenomenon to mock it. How is chemistry different to magic?
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Bowling for BEDOHAVE
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Sorcery is evil.
Rape is of course real. It's well known for thousands of years. It's a new phenomenon to mock it. How is rape different to consentual intercourse?
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I’m not advocating to use magic, retard. I’m warning against it because it’s real and it’s evil.
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Fair. I guess if you were a sorcerer you'd have a full head of hair and no tits
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I have remote viewing skills and i’m staring at your bald ass head like a wizard into his orb.
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If I HAVE: a Hazbin Hotel forum
It will DO: Singalongs
And I will BE: One of the guys
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It will DO: Singalongs
And I will BE: One of the guys
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2025...you have 2 options
-Still mentally masturbating and lamenting about niggers thriving, whites dying "woe is us, we were great now we're not"
-Start a Nobacontaria...Atleast at a household level.
I know the one you'll pick...the easier, nigger-y one. This shit is easy...there's a "universe" of white laments on the internet, and of all places you do it here, with middle aged gallows humor sassters (masking their pain with constant hahaha-heehehe's and "look at what Fatrick said today").
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You jerk to grannies though
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How credible is a cocaine dabbler? Very little:
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Someone played a game of text twist with your noggin, such an intense game at that, that you now crave penis.
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Boqs swift defense of homosexuals would be peculiar, if it weren't so obvious that his lisp is his gay-tell. Gay brown Boqoreh.
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How credible is a cocaine dabbler? Very little:
Hold this L.
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There is no way your wife is satisfied by you, thieving little crack-head. Keep bringing her up as a psychological salve...aswell as any semblance of a normal family life. You are suicidal and hooked on drugs.
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Your parents can't be satisfied with you either, little envelope collector.
Every woman you've ever been with his dumped you.
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"Freud! FREUD! Sigimund...Hey Sig. Sig. Freud! Freud!"
Sigmund Freud: "What?"
Me: "He slipped. teehee"