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NoBacon

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The most retarded Christian you could ever meet are the people who think Halloween is a pagan devil holiday about witchcraft. You’ve actually gone a step further and are pronouncing your love for witchcraft.

There are ways to put certain words together that can make people do anything. That’s not crazy esoteric nonsense, it’s common sense.

Read around James 3:8.
 

NoBacon

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Look i’m not religious so i’m gonna defer to our resident theologist and munchkin

@Turry Fawks what is the Christian view on magic

God spoke the world into being lol.

Magic is of course real. It’s well known for thousands of years. It’s a new phenomenon to mock it. How is chemistry different to magic?
 

NoBacon

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Also Turry “feels” like I’m bald, and I’m not. He doesn’t have access to remote viewing tools like I do.
 

Turry

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Look i’m not religious so i’m gonna defer to our resident theologist and munchkin

@Turry Fawks what is the Christian view on magic
Sorcery is evil.
God spoke the world into being lol.

Magic is of course real. It’s well known for thousands of years. It’s a new phenomenon to mock it. How is chemistry different to magic?
Rape is of course real. It's well known for thousands of years. It's a new phenomenon to mock it. How is rape different to consentual intercourse?
 

NoBacon

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Sorcery is evil.

Rape is of course real. It's well known for thousands of years. It's a new phenomenon to mock it. How is rape different to consentual intercourse?

I’m not advocating to use magic, retard. I’m warning against it because it’s real and it’s evil.
 

NoBacon

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Fair. I guess if you were a sorcerer you'd have a full head of hair and no tits

I do and I don’t, nice try with the hate though have a good one

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Child..

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Silence nigger
2025...you have 2 options

-Still mentally masturbating and lamenting about niggers thriving, whites dying "woe is us, we were great now we're not"
-Start a Nobacontaria...Atleast at a household level.

I know the one you'll pick...the easier, nigger-y one. This shit is easy...there's a "universe" of white laments on the internet, and of all places you do it here, with middle aged gallows humor sassters (masking their pain with constant hahaha-heehehe's and "look at what Fatrick said today").
 

chocolatehellhole

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2025...you have 2 options

-Still mentally masturbating and lamenting about niggers thriving, whites dying "woe is us, we were great now we're not"
-Start a Nobacontaria...Atleast at a household level.

I know the one you'll pick...the easier, nigger-y one. This shit is easy...there's a "universe" of white laments on the internet, and of all places you do it here, with middle aged gallows humor sassters (masking their pain with constant hahaha-heehehe's and "look at what Fatrick said today").
You jerk to grannies though
 

Child..

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Boqs swift defense of homosexuals would be peculiar, if it weren't so obvious that his lisp is his gay-tell. Gay brown Boqoreh.
There is no way your wife is satisfied by you, thieving little crack-head. Keep bringing her up as a psychological salve...aswell as any semblance of a normal family life. You are suicidal and hooked on drugs.
 

Angel Martin

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There is no way your wife is satisfied by you, thieving little crack-head. Keep bringing her up as a psychological salve...aswell as any semblance of a normal family life. You are suicidal and hooked on drugs.

Your parents can't be satisfied with you either, little envelope collector.

Every woman you've ever been with his dumped you.
 
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