Be honest. What's the worst place you ever got an erection?

[Pussymagnetpat]

Sitting behind my second cousin's fat tits and ass at my great aunt's funeral when I was 19 imagining bending her over in the bathroom and going to town. she actually looks like monica belluci.

....insert reddit/Tomlinson comment : sweet home alabama starts playing
The royals do it, Edison did it, all of American aristocracy did it until the 1940's, I don't see the problem; child....just a gay societal stigma.
siblings is a line too far tho....gag with me a spoon

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Sitting behind my second cousin's fat tits and ass at my great aunt's funeral when I was 19 imagining bending her over in the bathroom and going to town. she actually looks like monica belluci.

....insert reddit/Tomlinson comment : sweet home alabama starts playing
The royals do it, Edison did it, all of American aristocracy did it until the 1940's, I don't see the problem; child....just a gay societal stigma.
siblings is a line too far tho....gag with me a spoon

Retarded children are AWSOME

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Oh I just remembered. A family member once got a huge rod at a public pool. How embarrassing

That's how you assert dominance

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Ravens and Commanders game isn't as entertaining as I was hoping. Not awful, just kind of whatever.

Nice boner story, stupid.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The worst was when gay porn would come on tv and Id happen to get a random boner

 

[Cuphead]

Nice boner story, stupid.

Thought I posted this in the NFL thread, I was going to delete it but it's funny in this thread

 

[Turk February]

The bus was gonna be my answer too. Every single school day in the morning.

That's not okay, you're the driver. People trust you

(This joke took 2 days to come up with )

 

[musTARD]

But from the visual element of women in skirts on their way to work

What about the men in skirts?

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Ravens and Commanders game isn't as entertaining as I was hoping. Not awful, just kind of whatever.

This is best post in off topic since the granny porn

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I mog all of you limpdicks.

I closed my office door, put a chair against it, and jerked off at the old work office during working hours multiple times. I liked it when I could hear people talking in the hallway. We got a new “open office” which sucks.

I jerked off in school or church bathrooms plenty as a teen of course

When I was in college and studied abroad my host family left for a weekend so I snuck into the parents’ bedroom and jerked off with the mom’s silky panties

Listened to my roommate fuck his GF through the walls. Coomed. Waited until they showered and left, then went into his room and stole her thong and jerked off wearing it

Airplane bathrooms a couple times

In 8th grade stayed the night at a friend’s house. Wanted to fuck his 9th grade sister. Stayed up until everyone was asleep and slowly walked into her room then jerked off watching her.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I mog all of you limpdicks.

I closed my office door, put a chair against it, and jerked off at the old work office during working hours multiple times. I liked it when I could hear people talking in the hallway. We got a new “open office” which sucks.

Oh! Once we did that I jacked off in our parking garage during working hours once.

Also in 7th grade a friend & I used to rub our boners on the radiator heater

 

[NeedFana]

Buffalo NY

 

[DMAN]

I mog all of you limpdicks.

I closed my office door, put a chair against it, and jerked off at the old work office during working hours multiple times. I liked it when I could hear people talking in the hallway. We got a new “open office” which sucks.

I jerked off in school or church bathrooms plenty as a teen of course

When I was in college and studied abroad my host family left for a weekend so I snuck into the parents’ bedroom and jerked off with the mom’s silky panties

Listened to my roommate fuck his GF through the walls. Coomed. Waited until they showered and left, then went into his room and stole her thong and jerked off wearing it

Airplane bathrooms a couple times

In 8th grade stayed the night at a friend’s house. Wanted to fuck his 9th grade sister. Stayed up until everyone was asleep and slowly walked into her room then jerked off watching her.

Lmao this nigga wears panties.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

in the ass