Be honest. What's the worst place you ever got an erection?

[iBangedQuasi]

I'm afraid I have some bad news..

No, you don't. He said my prostate was fine, child

 

[Udders]

No, you don't. He said my prostate was fine, child

That wasn't a finger, stlaker.

 

[CQ Beans]

I want to make a bright neon 80s themed show where @CQ Beans just cums on everything

Well then do it, you lazy ruskie.

 

[Turk February]

Well then do it, you lazy ruskie.

I need my production manager to confirm I can, you to cum on things. These things don't happen overnight

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

in ONA forums

 

[Turk February]

in ONA forums

I won't lie in the old days I think @captain_kamala gave me a semi with one of her less revealing selfies

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I won't lie in the old days I think @captain_kamala gave me a semi with one of her less revealing selfies

she refused to shave but still worked-it, gotta respect that

 

[Turk February]

she refused to shave but still worked-it, gotta respect that

I no longer accept shaved pussy. Does nothing for me.

 

[Turk February]

I genuinely hope space aliens find this thread and it's their first exposure to mankind.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I no longer accept pussy. Does nothing for me.

 

[Turk February]

This was taken out of context destroying my political aspirations

 

[Turk February]

Oh how I dreamed of being the Conservative representative for Brant county until fucking Mr Clean destroyed it all.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You bus niggas were getting anally stimulated by the backdoor vibrations. Cool, own it, you like that. No problem.

 

[Turk February]

You bus niggas were getting anally stimulated by the backdoor vibrations. Cool, own it, you like that. No problem.

You're oddly in the minority of people who don't get boners on buses. I know. It's odd.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You're oddly in the minority of people who don't get boners on buses. I know. It's odd.

He's so old he got his boners on horse and buggy.

 

[Turk February]

He's so old he got his boners on horse and buggy.

Imagine having a boner on a horse and your conservative culture telling you you can't fuck it. Cowboys sucked.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You're oddly in the minority of people who don't get boners on buses. I know. It's odd.

I got rods as a teenager on the underground/subway to school, but from the visual element of women in skirts on their way to work, not from vibrations in my ass.

 

[Turk February]

I got rods as a teenager on the underground/subway to school, but from the visual element of women in skirts on their way to work, not from vibrations in my ass.

I swear dude. Alone on a bus in suburban Canada you could get a rod by accident.

 

[Turk February]

Notice how my tone has changed now that people have confirmed this happens. Fuck all of you. Boners on buses.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The gym