Bar hopping Saturday night and I was kissing this cute chick for a few hours and then she says “oh shit my husband is here” texts in the post

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Where were you when I was 15?

Living in New Jersey with my daughter Carol and my grandson Jamie.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I thought you had a fiance and it's not cool to call her a nigger.

In all seriousness, it’s really not cool to anyone that. It’s a very ugly word.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Should’ve raped her after smelling her stinky sleepin ass.

 

[guest]

Is anybody getting redirected?

 

[guest]

My biggest problem is that I don’t remember her name even though I have her phone number.

Take her to Starbucks

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

her

haha ho-lee-shit

 

[Billy Hollywood]

My biggest problem is that I don’t remember her name even though I have her phone number.

Doesn't it show on WhatsApp?

 

[Harry Powell]

Doesn't it show on WhatsApp?

Hes American. We don’t do that faggot shit here