Bar hopping Saturday night and I was kissing this cute chick for a few hours and then she says “oh shit my husband is here” texts in the post

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

a 9/10? View attachment 162637

She was a hard 7.

 

[BUBBLER]

She said she was 25 and was super hot so I do believe her. Dressed in a bra and a skirt so I guess she was dressed as a dumb slut for Halloween. I really want to nut on her stomach. Hot chicks usually don’t hit on me so I am surprised by the entire development.

I find your humility endearing, so I'll stop bullying you for living with mother.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I find your humility endearing, so I'll stop bullying you for living with mother.

My mother is a saint on earth despite being crippled. I like when she grocery shops for me, she always gets the best Spaghettios.

 

[Meownaw]

She was a hard 7.

Paul from Lawrence says your high if you think she was a 7...

Paul from Lawrence said it not me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Paul from Lawrence says your high if you think she was a 7...

Paul from Lawrence said it not me.

Paul from Lawrence really motherfucked me!

 

[Harry Powell]

Pics or a sketch from memory asap pls

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pics or a sketch from memory asap pls

This but whiter and she had black hair:

Like I said, she was way out of my league.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought you had a fiance and it's not cool to call her a nigger.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I thought you had a fiance and it's not cool to call her a nigger.

I don’t kiss and then tell my fiancé.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t kiss and then tell my fiancé.

What do you think of the name Robert Stacks for a white rapper?

It's like Robert Stack but with stacks of bills and an ill flow.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What do you think of the name Robert Stacks for a white rapper?

I think that’s sick. Do you recall getting a shoutout in a Beastie Boy’s song?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think that’s sick. Do you recall getting a shoutout in a Beastie Boy’s song?

Got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda, you know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda, you know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda

Bobby Stacks is a PFG rap moniker but so is Robert Racks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think that’s sick. Do you recall getting a shoutout in a Beastie Boy’s song?

How about Larry Tha King, Woodrow Wil$on, Marvin Straight or Herbie Hangun?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How about Larry Tha King, Woodrow Wil$on, Marvin Straight or Herbie Hangun?

Kind of all in wit da Woodrow Wil$on.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Kind of all in wit da Woodrow Wil$on.

I figured you'd like that one. Alliterative president name.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Bobby Stacks is a PFG rap moniker but so is Robert Racks.

Just call yourself Unsolved Mystery

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Just call yourself Unsolved Mystery

That’s pretty real to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I should work in a white rapper name factory.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I should work in a white rapper name factory.

Where were you when I was 15?