Bam is a junkie middle aged nigger who can’t see her kids

[PickleRickle]

You have to love the little Patrick details because in every story you need to be a badass. Yeah she was 5'1 and she told me it was the coolest thing she ever saw, that I bullied a homeless guy.

Okay, but where are you at with da chop chee? You like Brooklyn style, or more of a Queens gal? Do you make a nigga hit 3rd bass after the chop chee, or do you let a nigga chow down while he's chowin down?

 

[Guest]

Now you’re being purposefully dumb. The story from what i remember is you paid him to throw his clothes in the lake and he jumped in after them. So yeah you didn’t FORCE him to jump in the lake but you created the conditions responsible for that to happen.

I don’t think i’m making some big moral grand stand here where everyone should go “Yeah mahhn! We’re PRO HOMELESS!!!” but its vurry strange how you’re a Christian and do these things. Now I feel like you’ll say “Being Christian doesn’t prevent me from being an asshole” but in truth it would probably do you better to focus on not being this bad person more than focusing on Christ. Only you chose to degrade someone else homeless or not.

I have no idea why any of you are arguing with him or debating the ethics of this incident because I would bet anything he just made it up

 

[PickleRickle]

I’m explaining why it happened at all, I didn’t just randomly do it for no reason.

I could almost swear you said your gf was pissed with you for doing that. Maybe I was picturing how my night would go if I did some stunt like that. I think I fucked up my initial guess, you got this idea from the joke Norm said to Jerry "What, you never threw a handful of pennies just to watch a homeless man dart in and out of traffic?"

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I have never said such a thing, funster, I’m sorry this fake memory wounded you so terribly.

Thanks brother, I must have misremembered. Enjoy a retraction.

 

[Suetonius]

Okay, but where are you at with da chop chee? You like Brooklyn style, or more of a Queens gal? Do you make a nigga hit 3rd bass after the chop chee, or do you let a nigga chow down while he's chowin down?

Jennas giving Nobacon the GAS FACE

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hmm, some audio just dropped

 

[NoBacon]

I could almost swear you said your gf was pissed with you for doing that. Maybe I was picturing how my night would go if I did some stunt like that. I think I fucked up my initial guess, you got this idea from the joke Norm said to Jerry "What, you never threw a handful of pennies just to watch a homeless man dart in and out of traffic?"

I guess this is why witness testimony is so worthless.

The full actual story.

My ex messaged me saying I was a bad person and don’t consider my actions, because she heard of a date I just had. I posted it like is she down to fuck because why would she care? And it’s funny how girls tell other girls everything and you get a tarnished reputation even in a huge city.

Then people asked what it was about and what I did, and it was that.

 

[NoBacon]

Hmm, some audio just dropped

Lmao

 

[PickleRickle]

I guess this is why witness testimony is so worthless.

The full actual story.

My ex messaged me saying I was a bad person and don’t consider my actions, because she heard of a date I just had. I posted it like is she down to fuck because why would she care? And it’s funny how girls tell other girls everything and you get a tarnished reputation even in a huge city.

Then people asked what it was about and what I did, and it was that.

Ohhh thats what I got all twisted up. Sorry. I WASNT TRYING WITH DA HATE.

You've gotta do something. Jennas hittin' you with the unrecoverable GASFACE

 

[PickleRickle]

Hmm, some audio just dropped

If this ended with a micro in length "HEEHEE" I woulda thought it was real.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Sounds like some cope straight from the mouth of Owen Benjamin.

I will also say that the account Faggot Patposter has the funniest name on this forum.

I disagree but I appreciate the love.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Jennas hittin' you with the unrecoverable GASFACE

Don't all Jews have gasface?

 

[Suetonius]

Ohhh thats what I got all twisted up. Sorry. I WASNT TRYING WITH DA HATE.

You've gotta do something. Jennas hittin' you with the unrecoverable GASFACE

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

On The Origins of Jenna

 

[PickleRickle]

On The Origins of Jenna

lmao holy fuck

 

[A House Nigger]

I like tall chicks. She got a sister?

@It’s Meboe’s wife is like 6’2. Maybe she’s single and you two could fuck

Edit- sorry, 6’3”

Wwaw with women being taller than the guy in a couple

Just saw some guy I used to know. He's about 5'6" and his girlfriend looks 6'0". On the one hand it's the first thing you notice about a couple. I noticed it before I even noticed I knew the guy. On the other hand, it's a good way to better his chances of having a taller son. I'm 5'11" but my...

new.onaforums.net

 

[BoomerSperg]

How did this go on for 10 pages. Pat posting is dead, etc.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

How did this go on for 10 pages. Pat posting is dead, etc.

Honestly this is fucking awesome. Patposting dying is one thing but shipping all the off topic drama up here like a tanker full of nuclear waste whilst no one is looking.....beautiful

 

[BoomerSperg]

Honestly this is fucking awesome. Patposting dying is one thing but shipping all the off topic drama up here like a tanker full of nuclear waste whilst no one is looking.....beautiful

I salute No Bacon for his service.

No stolen valor here!

 

[NoBacon]

On The Origins of Jenna

Seriously why is your voice like that @Jenna?