Backyard projects are done for the season.

[Handsome_Pat]

I’m under 40 and have an elevator in my house. This dummy doesn’t have a garage & more than half his life is behind him.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

It's a polished turd, Rick. Take no pride in it.

This is fine if it's just for the Renters. But as we say in the Pimp Business: "Yo Paid Thang can't be lookin' like yo Main Thang."

 

[firstimelongtime]

Jesus Fucking Christ, pig.

Excepting the chairs (total waste of time, though -- go buy nice wooden ones or at least go Polywood and get something fun-colored that's no-maintenance and is good for like 20 years), this is a weekend's worth of work. And he's not even employed. I was going to outline what I managed to accomplish this weekend alone, for comparison, but then I realized it's something that Fatprick would do, and where he zigs, you fucking zag.

(Although I am sorta jealous that he can apparently fuck off from outdoor maintenance for the rest of the year.)

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I am sorta jealous that he can apparently fuck off from outdoor maintenance for the rest of the year.

Anyone can do that if you lower your standards enough. Pat never had any to begin with.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

What year is it?
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also what a retarded placement of a sat' dish, & just drilled into roof tiles? Too lazy to get a ladder me thinks, the balcony would've been a bodge but made more sense.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Next he’ll be calling it the west wing or some shit.

Half-Hovel West

 

[Meownaw]

Half-Hovel West

Compost West

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Compost West

Dat's it! Dat's da line! Vurry good.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Too lazy to get a ladder me thinks

Where would he get one that could hold his weight?

 

[EraGodless]

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Time to actually enjoy it.

Reminder, a guy who is constantly having his life and livelihood threatened by psychotic stlakers, willingly posts pictures of his house/backyard and the adjoining properties.

 

[EraGodless]

Now fix the front of the house. It is the worst looking house in the neighborhood from what I heard. Peeling paint, cracked cement, rusted hand rails, shitty 1970s aluminum screen door on one side but not the other, dry rot, roof needs replaced. Good luck getting market value for it, stupid.

Why does he have his address on the back of the hovel?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Reminder, a guy who is constantly having his life and livelihood threatened by psychotic stlakers, willingly posts pictures of his house/backyard and the adjoining properties.

And also shares location data for real-time and future travels. He’s just that terrified.

 

[guest]

Why does he have his address on the back of the hovel?

Because of the alleyway.

 

[EraGodless]

Because of the alleyway.

Oh. I've never lived in the ghetto. I didn't know that was a thing.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It just struck me anew what a classless rube this loser is to be proud of that dump. “Done” — as if it just couldn’t get any more attractive or functional. I’d love to see how many old toilets and cars on blocks are littering the yard at Casa Cowboy Tommy & Mama Raven.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Reddit good Samaritan advises pat of safety concerns

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Disn't he rent/borrow a pressure washer, why does the cement look like shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So does he just sit there poking at an imaginary fire?

Pretty much. He goes out there and drinks a cup of tea just to say he "uses" his new chairs while pretending he is in an Herbal Essence commercial.