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He doesn’t even have the nicest house in that hood.
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Backyard projects are done for the season.
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Now fix the front of the house. It is the worst looking house in the neighborhood from what I heard. Peeling paint, cracked cement, rusted hand rails, shitty 1970s aluminum screen door on one side but not the other, dry rot, roof needs replaced. Good luck getting market value for it, stupid.
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A human being would probably opt to sit on the ground
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A human would know his personality and put him on the pay no mind list. Maybe show up to a party one time, watch him spend the whole time on his phone, and make an excuse to LEAVE and NEVER RETURN.
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Patrick literally called that line of bricks around the dirt patch a "retaining wall" he "put in"
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No, child. I enjoying sitting in the blazing July sun with no shade while picking splinters out of my back and staring at Twitter.
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It’s actually very easy to read a phone screen in the sun, child. I’m sorry you’re stupid.
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Curb appeal sorted, Realtor Child
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My poor ribs
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His yard is 50% weeds
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Look at the angle of the seat! Look how high up the arm rests are! Look how low to the ground the whole chair is! They are comically ridiculous! Like something I'd see on Seinfeld
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Some points from the city of Milwaukee fire code:
1. .... No recreational fire shall be closer than 15 feet from any building, structure, shed, garage, or any other combustible material.
2. ...allows for backyard fire pits “built of metal, concrete or brick, well covered or screened to prevent the escape of sparking and burning embers”
Oopsy doodles.
Would contacting the Department of Neighborhood Services at 414-286-2268 to report these violations be considered a SWAT by Fat?
1. .... No recreational fire shall be closer than 15 feet from any building, structure, shed, garage, or any other combustible material.
2. ...allows for backyard fire pits “built of metal, concrete or brick, well covered or screened to prevent the escape of sparking and burning embers”
Oopsy doodles.
Would contacting the Department of Neighborhood Services at 414-286-2268 to report these violations be considered a SWAT by Fat?
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I don't believe I would like that, maybe not one bit!
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He still hasn't cut his fucking grass.
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They look about as comfortable as just sitting on a pallet.
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Niki looks happy in prison.
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Wrong, child. It’s on the patio annex.
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Next he’ll be calling it the west wing or some shit.