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Atheist christmas

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Phil Plait (who?) fact checks the Star of Bethlehem!

my mind fills with images of some poor worker's tranny nephew breaking that out at the family Christmas table
He looks just like Hildy

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Today is his holiday party. Booze free star trek trivia. Sounds like a blast
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Why the fuck is there always some nerd shit associated with his big brain Mensa atheist events? Star Trek trivia? How about you just do general trivia since you're all such well read intellectuals? Like what if you're just a person who doesn't believe in God but at the same time isn't a childish faggot with childish, faggoty interests? Then again, anyone who would attend an atheist event is a childish faggot who thinks they're edgy.
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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Phil Plait (who?) fact checks the Star of Bethlehem!

my mind fills with images of some poor worker's tranny nephew breaking that out at the family Christmas table
Penn Jillette brought this idiot on his show to debate Joe Rogan on the moon landing and Rogan absolutely destroyed him so badly even Penn had to admit he lost the debate.

All I've ever seen him to is promote she stuff in the science/atheist community.
 

DominusOdium

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Penn Jillette brought this idiot on his show to debate Joe Rogan on the moon landing and Rogan absolutely destroyed him so badly even Penn had to admit he lost the debate.

All I've ever seen him to is promote she stuff in the science/atheist community.
Penn Jillette is the biggest faggot of them all. Wrote books, did his Bullshit TV show, and generally made a living for years as a libertarian absolutist of the "the second amendment is for rising up against the government!" type. Until covid. Then he immediately threw all that out the window and became a SAVE ME DADDY GOVERNMENT, SCIENCE IS REAL! Histrionic faggot who told everybody just to do what their betters say. Vegan pussy.

No wonder his daughter came out tranny. Fuck him.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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It's always such entry level atheism with Him. Everyone knows christmas isnt "really" in december but nobody cares. 14 year olds manage to successfully move past these exact thoughts when they first start smoking weed and watch Zeitgeist.
The only objections I've ever seen is that the dates were ripe on the palms (they ripen between September and December so this is just ignorance on the part of people like Boqboqboq who cite it), the shepherds wouldn't have their sheep out (a Talmudic assertion that relies on the assumption that every shepherd had a pen for sheep ie there were no poor shepherds) and... That's it, actually.

Winter in Judea isn't cold like it is in North America so lots of people fall for it of course.
 
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Only the most retarded Atheists think that "December 25 isn't even his birthday" is an own. Guess we can't celebrate Martin Luther King then because it doesn't always fall on his birthday. And all the Bible says is that there was no room at the inn so they stay in the manger. It doesn't say Jesus cuddled with lambs. That's just artistic elements added in later - but I'm no Mensa genius like the noble pedophile Hildy
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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So. As an atheist I will respond seriously. We love Christmas. At least most of us. What do you get an atheist as a present? Anything. Even a Bible would be appreciated. We aren't freaking aliens. It's the thought and care that matters.
 

Chive Turkey

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The only objections I've ever seen is that the dates were ripe on the palms (they ripen between September and December so this is just ignorance on the part of people like Boqboqboq who cite it), the shepherds wouldn't have their sheep out (a Talmudic assertion that relies on the assumption that every shepherd had a pen for sheep ie there were no poor shepherds) and... That's it, actually.

Winter in Judea isn't cold like it is in North America so lots of people fall for it of course.
It's besides the point, anyways. Whether it's on the actual date or not doesn't make a difference to the observances so it's dumb for fedora tippers to try and hammer that point as some sort of gotcha. The Passion or Easter are pretty firmly dated in the Gospels so it's only natural to follow them, but it honestly wouldn't matter even if they weren't. The holidays are commerative and devotional, they're not voodoo rituals that lose their magic power if the stars haven't aligned properly.
 
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