Ask a Jenna Anything

[Jenna]

Who are the "powerusers"? And how does one avoid earning such a gay title?

https://onaforums.net/members/?key=most_messages

Not quite everyone on this list but a good place to start.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Jenna, weren’t you making fun of me for not answering your (disingenuous) question? Why aren’t you answering Nobacons?

Or mine for that matter. I could throw out a top 10 PowerUser list in a few minutes.

 

[Jenna]

Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?

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No, I've accidentally tasted my own jizz out of laziness (not washing my hands after a jerk session) and I've had a doctor's finger up my asshole. That's pretty much the gayest shit I've done.

 

[Sue Lightning]

https://onaforums.net/members/?key=most_messages

Not quite everyone on this list but a good place to start.

You’re less than a thousand posts from being on this list, stupid. Now lets look at the other list of power users aka reaction score

https://onaforums.net/members/?key=highest_reaction_score

A list you’re literally on.

 

[Jenna]

You will not get humanity from them. I was at your stage with Sue Lightning, once, and he wrote a wall text of platitudes. Then I flipped and started talking about balcony tossing and his true colors came out. These are sad people. Dog eater in the dms, pickle rick, the pathetic dutch twins, gasser, (at least showed sum human-level interest in one of the streams and asked historical themed questions on the Dutch East India Company)...All a bunch of sad phonies. The premise of the anon-posting itself is shameful. You dont have it either, as you were sidelining when 4-5 flying monkeys were going at it with me a month back when the chh-boq feud was the only activity here.

This whole shit is so old and embarrassing, @admin really just needs to pull plug. 40 and White as Yewneek used to say. They legit tried/toyed with ganging up on Bam, that's how meek you all really are. You too (huge pathetic patposter who tried to make some jenna nonsense "cute").

Dougie had the only real human reason for his Dan Mullen contempt. Everytime I tried to shame him on his Dan posting, he would win me over and I'd be like "yeah, Dan dgaf about Flavia's privacy, you're right, etc"...

The fact you're mad at me for "sidelining" and not jumping in to defend you against CHH and the "flying monkeys" is the difference between us. I think poster alliances and "you better have my back" is dumb, and I'm perfectly fine watching you two battle it out without taking a side.

I NEEDED YOU THAT DAY JENNA! I NEEDED YOU!

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The fact you're mad at me for "sidelining" and not jumping in to defend you against CHH and the "flying monkeys" is the difference between us. I think poster alliances and "you better have my back" is dumb, and I'm perfectly fine watching you two battle it out without taking a side.

I NEEDED YOU THAT DAY JENNA! I NEEDED YOU!

He's a baby boy who can't take even a single negative comment in stride. Everyone is in some secret alliance against him on every forum he enters, it's not him. It's everyone else. He was DMing me how much he loved my posts and then I said one joke at him and here we are. Just like every other poster he turns on.

 

[Sue Lightning]

The fact you're mad at me for "sidelining" and not jumping in to defend you against CHH and the "flying monkeys" is the difference between us. I think poster alliances and "you better have my back" is dumb, and I'm perfectly fine watching you two battle it out without taking a side.

I NEEDED YOU THAT DAY JENNA! I NEEDED YOU!

Even this insanely moderate position will make you BOQ’s enemy. If you are not explicitly sucking his fucking ass everyday you are his enemy. So wether you want to be one or not enjoy being with me, CHH, and half the other users here in being “enemies of Allah”

 

[Sue Lightning]

He's a baby boy who can't take even a single negative comment in stride. Everyone is in some secret alliance against him on every forum he enters, it's not him. It's everyone else. He was DMing me how much he loved my posts and then I said one joke at him and here we are. Just like every other poster he turns on.

I just can’t believe his reason for turning on me was advising him that it wasn’t a good idea to argue with you simply because it will fuel itself. That makes me the enemy.

 

[Jenna]

How old are you?

Are you balding?

Why do you sound like a woman? I couldn’t even make my voice sound that womanly if I tried.

Stop trying to phish me for personal info. Mid-to-late 30s.

The fullest most Baldwin-esque head of hair you've ever seen. My beard is starting to grow grey hairs at a pretty alarming rate.

That's really cool that you're so masculine and badass that you can't even make a girly voice. Any other Chuck Norris fun facts you want to unironically claim? NoBacon doesn't get frostbite, he bites the frost! Insecure faggot.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why do you sound like a woman? I couldn’t even make my voice sound that womanly if I tried.

You know in Jenna defense no one even knows what your voice sounds like.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I just can’t believe his reason for turning on me was advising him that it wasn’t a good idea to argue with you simply because it will fuel itself. That makes me the enemy.

Not to mention his turning on @HH Brother for no reason, whose remained a neutral party.

 

[HH Brother]

Not to mention his turning on @HH Brother for no reason, whose remained a neutral party.

My hazing days of the Alliancesters was all in good fun. I'm just here to spread cheer and merriment, hellholester.

 

[NoBacon]

You know in Jenna defense no one even knows what your voice sounds like.

I’ve posted plenty of phone calls over the years on various accounts.

 

[Jenna]

lol I got second billing? What am I, some kinda hot piece of ass?
I know I went overboard with the boq ai images, but I couldnt help it, man. I was fawkin howling. I still think you're a valuable poster, same with Jenna. The only time where I thought you lost the plot was when you were showing off your valuable possessions. Jenna, the only time he shit the bed was the eminem rap, and NoBacon shit himself professing his love for Oven Benjamin. Are those moments worth wanting any of you gone? No. Am I happy you're back here? yes.

People still think I did the rap to impress the forum, because they spent every waking moment trying to do just that, and become insecure af when they're humiliated.

At the end of the day, you guys really don't know that much about me. You can attack Jenna Ortega on my behalf, but she's a lil sweetheart. But part of being interesting is being attackable, because if you don't have any ammunition you just make up bullshit. Nobody likes a pro wrestler who refuses to sell. Even if you're a Roman Reigns who wins every feud, you can't make your opponents look like a total chump.

 

[Sue Lightning]

People still think I did the rap to impress the forum, because they spent every waking moment trying to do just that, and become insecure af when they're humiliated.

Wait…why did you do it then?

 

[Jenna]

What's the current top 10 power rankings of these "Powerusers" you speak of? In order.

I'm not the right guy to be asking. Can you name the top 10 most powerful members of the Jewish Illuminati?

I know the old inner circle was Spaceedge, Mewler, Dan was in for a while but they kicked him out because he'd spoil cumtown bits, Josiah.

But then the old crew who did things like Apostlegate left, and the new crew's bits were all like:

WWAW Peeing?
WWAW Skiing?
WWAW Seeing?
WWAW Fleeing?
WWAW Sightseeing?

So I don't know, you might even be in it Hellhole. I'm 95% sure you're @HH Brother and I'd bet you have a third "nice" account who doesn't feud with people.

 

[Sue Lightning]

And can you speak with your chest? who is THEY? You realize we’re all individual users right? It’s not this hivemind you think it is. Sure there are common traits across all posters like an offensive slant but we’re all not acting or posting based on one motive, conscious or not. And thats what makes you fun to make fun of. You think you’re special and not like the rest of us and you certainly speak like it. No shit needs to be made up.

But then the old crew who did things like Apostlegate left, and the new crew's bits were all like:

WWAW Peeing?
WWAW Skiing?
WWAW Seeing?
WWAW Fleeing?
WWAW Sightseeing?

Which is hilarious. Guess the show just passed you by.

 

[Jenna]

HOLD ON

1. Who's your favoUrite actor?
2. Who's your favoUrite actress?
3. What's your favoUrite LL Cool J song?

1. I dunno, shit. Probably a comedy actor that's funny in everything. I was gonna say Danny McBride but then I remembered Walton Goggins out-acts him in everything, so Walton but I'm not deeply thinking about it.

2. If you don't know me by now, you will never ever ever know me

3. The part in "Control Yourself" where he goes zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz, zzz zzz zzz, zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm 95% sure you're @HH Brother and I'd bet you have a third "nice" account who doesn't feud with people.

 

[Jenna]

Do you have a weak chin?

I have an average chin, and you have the weirdest body dysmorphia insecurities. Feel free to brag how your chin is superior to mine if it helps the ego.