Ask a Jenna Anything

[Jenna]

Hey I'll manually unignore you for this question. I don't want to be like @Sue Lightning and dodge questions.

This is why I do the Jenna voice and not the real voice. Use the Jenna voice to AI segments with Patrick, Dan, anyone.

Just don't ever expect anyone to care enough about you to fake your voice using your many, many, many, many vocaroo clips.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hey I'll manually unignore you for this question. I don't want to be like @Sue Lightning and dodge questions.

This is why I do the Jenna voice and not the real voice. Use the Jenna voice to AI segments with Patrick, Dan, anyone.

Just don't ever expect anyone to care enough about you to fake your voice using your many, many, many, many vocaroo clips.

Did you lace any of the trick or treat candy for Halloween?

How old are you, anyway?

 

[DMbA]

rei or asuka

 

[Jenna]

rei or asuka

I choose Asuka because that's also the name of a pro wrestler.

My anime waifu begins and ends at Makoto Niijima. You should feel lucky I've declared an anime waifu at all.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Can you provide a full run down of why nobacon hates you?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

No, child

 

[Jenna]

Can you provide a full run down of why nobacon hates you?

We were cool for many many years, I enjoyed his Chewbacca routine!

Then one day (allegedly he had sex with a trans person) he suddenly adopted this hard-Christian persona, which came with a "if you disagree with me get out of my kingdom" arrogance. So I talked back against his faggotry, and he became mega-offended that anyone would speak back to the king. He'd use the private chat as his diary.

So basically he cultivated 1-on-1 relationships with fellow powerusers, and I didn't because that's gay. Now all the powerusers support him while simultaneously confirming & denying there's an "inner circle" who run things.

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

Ask the dudes you're blowing lol

Ho-ho, YOU FUCKIN' BURIED THIS COCKSUCKER! Take us out, Erock

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

We were cool for many many years, I enjoyed his Chewbacca routine!

Then one day (allegedly he had sex with a trans person) he suddenly adopted this hard-Christian persona, which came with a "if you disagree with me get out of my kingdom" arrogance. So I talked back against his faggotry, and he became mega-offended that anyone would speak back to the king. He'd use the private chat as his diary.

So basically he cultivated 1-on-1 relationships with fellow powerusers, and I didn't because that's gay. Now all the powerusers support him while simultaneously confirming & denying there's an "inner circle" who run things.

Literally as many people like him as there are people that like you

He ain't in our secret gay bathhouses either. No one wants to know what either of you did on the weekend

 

[Jenna]

Literally as many people like him as there are people that like you

He ain't in our secret gay bathhouses either. No one wants to know what either of you did on the weekend

So prove it, don't just say it.

Faggot Aussie is the only one whose honest.

Everyone else claiming to be "neutral" means "Jenna sucks and I don't want to get on the bad side of NoBacon because he can organize other posters against me".

Are you gonna break the trend? Of course not.

 

[DMbA]

I choose Asuka because that's also the name of a pro wrestler.

My anime waifu begins and ends at Makoto Niijima. You should feel lucky I've declared an anime waifu at all.

Wwaw the dumb burger store cunt killing her own pops

 

[Jenna]

Wwaw the dumb burger store cunt killing her own pops

There's no way anyone has the time to do her girlfriend missions on the first run.

IRL if the heiress to Burger King was cute and available, that's easily #1 girlfriend.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Spit or swallow?

 

[guest]

We were cool for many many years, I enjoyed his Chewbacca routine!

Then one day (allegedly he had sex with a trans person) he suddenly adopted this hard-Christian persona, which came with a "if you disagree with me get out of my kingdom" arrogance. So I talked back against his faggotry, and he became mega-offended that anyone would speak back to the king. He'd use the private chat as his diary.

So basically he cultivated 1-on-1 relationships with fellow powerusers, and I didn't because that's gay. Now all the powerusers support him while simultaneously confirming & denying there's an "inner circle" who run things.

His performaTive Christian is hilarious...Dude never been to a church.

 

[guest]

So prove it, don't just say it.

Faggot Aussie is the only one whose honest.

Everyone else claiming to be "neutral" means "Jenna sucks and I don't want to get on the bad side of NoBacon because he can organize other posters against me".

Are you gonna break the trend? Of course not.

I come here for chuckles mostly, and haven't taken sides in any of these gay squabbles. Did NoBacon really fuck a tranny though? Lol. That would explain a few things

 

[Dog Eater]

What color is your skin?

 

[Zombie247]

Do you have a cookie, that says "Cat"?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

On a scale of 95-100%, how jewish are you?

Don't answer, just think about it.

 

[Dog Eater]

His performaTive Christian is hilarious...Dude never been to a church.