Are "cat men" worse than "dog women".

[AntSucks]

I've changed my mind over the years. I used to think cat men were faggots, but some men can have a cat hang around and it not be a big deal. They're low maintenance.

Dog women are always awful, but so are dog men. If you have to walk a dog you don't have enough room for a dog.

 

[Turk February]

Cats go meow and bite while we watch everything fall apart together. They are awesome.

 

[BUBBLER]

A man who owns a Great Dane in a one bedroom apartment? Compensating.

A man who owns one cat in a one bedroom apartment? Probably just lonely.

A man who owns five cats in a one bedroom apartment? Dinner masher.

A man who owns a Great Dane in a house? Recognizes the bad neighbourhood.

A man who owns a cat in a house? Lonely AND lazy.

A man who owns a cat AND a dog in a house? Blasphemer!

A woman who owns a dog? Dog fucker

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I like cats. They don’t take any work and you don’t need to do anything for them. When they feel like it they come lay in your lap, when they don’t they go do their own thing.

Dogs are fucking faggots.. I’m sick of stepping over piles of dog shit everytime I go outside. I’m sick of going for a run and being chased down by deranged wild-eyed mutants snarling and snapping while some fag stands in their yard going durrrr he’s never done this before!! (the dog equivalent of he a gud boi he dindu nuffin). I’m sick of these unleashed coddled retards everywhere I go in every public space.. parks, offices, restaurants, hiking trails, shopping centers, malls, amusement parks. Shitting, biting, snarling, pissing, drooling. Don’t even get me started on dog owners, coddling and enabling these sickening creatures. Dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom.. low IQ high aggression beasts that should be kept away from polite society (fed to a wood chipper and turned into meat slurry for domesticated farm animals)

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[Turk February]

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That kitty looks both adorable and evil. I bet it scratches and bites a lot then plays innocent.

 

[UnPRePared]

Dogs are fucking faggots.. I’m sick of stepping over piles of dog shit everytime I go outside. I’m sick of going for a run and being chased down by deranged wild-eyed mutants snarling and snapping while some fag stands in their yard going durrrr he’s never done this before!! (the dog equivalent of he a gud boi he dindu nuffin). I’m sick of these unleashed coddled retards everywhere I go in every public space.. parks, offices, restaurants, hiking trails, shopping centers, malls, amusement parks. Shitting, biting, snarling, pissing, drooling. Don’t even get me started on dog owners, coddling and enabling these sickening creatures. Dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom.. low IQ high aggression beasts that should be kept away from polite society (fed to a wood chipper and turned into meat slurry for domesticated farm animals)

I like visiting a dog rather than owning. They are high maintenance, and not just that, they're more demanding than the worst woman.

"Feed me!" I just fed you. "Feed me again!" No, you'll eat yourself to death and I'm certain you were just eating your own shit outside. "*Whine!*" Oh, you fucking bitch...

I will say this to my dying day: a dog would love a carpet if it smelled like you, but if a cat loves you, you FUCKING EARNED IT.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They are high maintenance, and not just that, they're more demanding than the worst woman.

That is entirely dependent on breed and individual dog. Most dogs aren't demanding, you just have to walk/exercise them daily instead of a cat slinking around shitting in the litterbox

 

[UnPRePared]

That is entirely dependent on breed and individual dog. Most dogs aren't demanding, you just have to walk/exercise them daily instead of a cat slinking around shitting in the litterbox

I love a Bulldog, still probably the best thing to ever come out of fucking Britain. Lazy, loud, gassy little cunts, but one look at that ugly face and you just want to hug them. So I'll give you that one.

But unless you train them right, I still hold that most dogs are demanding and needy. If you have other examples please share, but I don't think I'm that wrong here.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If you have other examples please share, but I don't think I'm that wrong here.

Unfortunately you are wrong, but i won't be sharing any examples because I'm lazy. Enjoy dogs, stlaker. The kennel awaits

 

[Steve Ramone]

I hate dogs almost as much as the faggots that own them.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I like cats. They don’t take any work and you don’t need to do anything for them. When they feel like it they come

Good to know.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Good to know.

This is beneath you

 

[Turk February]

This is beneath you

Prrrre...mew

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What about goat men?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I like cats. They don’t take any work and you don’t need to do anything for them. When they feel like it they come lay in your lap, when they don’t they go do their own thing.

Dogs are fucking faggots.. I’m sick of stepping over piles of dog shit everytime I go outside. I’m sick of going for a run and being chased down by deranged wild-eyed mutants snarling and snapping while some fag stands in their yard going durrrr he’s never done this before!! (the dog equivalent of he a gud boi he dindu nuffin). I’m sick of these unleashed coddled retards everywhere I go in every public space.. parks, offices, restaurants, hiking trails, shopping centers, malls, amusement parks. Shitting, biting, snarling, pissing, drooling. Don’t even get me started on dog owners, coddling and enabling these sickening creatures. Dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom.. low IQ high aggression beasts that should be kept away from polite society (fed to a wood chipper and turned into meat slurry for domesticated farm animals)

Me: THANK YOU!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Fuck a dog nigga

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I’ll spike a dog in the end zone like Michael Vick

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Just past an suv with license plate “DOGFAM”

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm a cat person but being the only person civil towards dogs in the hood is a burden. They jump into my lap and follow me around so I always have to explain to people who almost hit them that it's not mine.
Niggers at least try to profit off of the puppies. My neighbor had tons of them that I wasn't allowed to touch because I'd get my scent on them and the mom would kill them as if they were birds or some shit. But I have dozens of stray kitty births each year and they get the crusted shut eyes and the I have to bury the runts after a few days of trying to coach them how to nurse and it's just ugh