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2000 views in 8 hours. This nigga putting up the numbahs. Loving this catching on.
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Yeah, that got my ribs, too." Entranced by his massive piece." got a solid chuckle out of me.
video ideas I'm spitballing:
-Is Patrick secretly gay?
-The Murder of Bernell Trammell
-The Trouble with Tiny Tim
-KP Legal: A Joe Cumia story
Don’t we already have a Bernell video?
I want it to be good and for him to prove the fawkin haters wrong, but I'm not optimisticHe’s going to talk about that Twitter exchange between Ant and Pat I’m sure. I have no interest in that.
Porsalin stinks and I don’t like him.
He would've finished the doc by now if he wasn't tweeting about soccer and podawful every hour.Cryptic Web Chronicles put out an entire series on the the whole Rick universe is already going back to cover part in more depth. Meanwhile, Porsalin has finally finished his outline, which only goes up to Apostlegate.
Porsalin should scrap this. There's no point. Someone already made your documentary and it's way better.
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Looks like the virus is spreading. Half the YouTube comments are people saying they just heard about pat today in their algorithm and have been binging.Where are all the views coming from? Is it just here and kiwi farms?
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I like to think Apostlegate was the first thing she thought of when writing the snarky second tweet.
Line of the dayThis documentary is like Grizzly Man if the big dumb animal ate itself.
You could do an episode of explaining "the game" we play, where the only way for an opponent to win is to:video ideas I'm spitballing:
-Is Patrick secretly gay?
-The Murder of Bernell Trammell
-The Trouble with Tiny Tim
-KP Legal: A Joe Cumia story
P.S. this game never has and never will involve swatting. The reason we suspect Pat may have orchestrated them is because, as perverse as it may sound, the only one who "benefits" from them is him. Lots of discussion around here on this but always happy to elaborate if needed.You could do an episode of explaining "the game" we play, where the only way for an opponent to win is to:
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Doesn't sound like much of a game, right? Except our opponents always begin by playing it backwards. They engage head on in order to somehow "beat" us, which isn't possible. We're an amorphous blob out there in the ether. And what's really funny is they always start out thinking that to stop responding is a lose condition for them, when in reality it's THE lose condition for us! The game ends when they say it does, or more accurately, when they quit saying anything towards or about us at all.
A few other people who have gone to war against us and played the game:
But Pat is truly the Don Quijote of our day an age. More people should be aware of him, and I tip my hat to you for producing these most-excellent Cryptic Web Chronicles.
- Anthony Cumia
- Joe Cumia
- Logan Lynn
- Some of Pat's pals like Paul and Hildy
- Seth Simons
To add on to this, on one podcast (I believe Pretend) the host asked "well have you just tried not responding?" and Pat replied "yes when my Twitter account got suspended for 7 months and then when you don't reply THEY GO CRAZY!!!" -- this would need to be refuted.You could do an episode of explaining "the game" we play, where the only way for an opponent to win is to:
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Doesn't sound like much of a game, right? Except our opponents always begin by playing it backwards. They engage head on in order to somehow "beat" us, which isn't possible. We're an amorphous blob out there in the ether. And what's really funny is they always start out thinking that to stop responding is a lose condition for them, when in reality it's THE lose condition for us! The game ends when they say it does, or more accurately, when they quit saying anything towards or about us at all.
A few other people who have gone to war against us and played the game:
But Pat is truly the Don Quijote of our day an age. More people should be aware of him, and I tip my hat to you for producing these most-excellent Cryptic Web Chronicles.
- Anthony Cumia
- Joe Cumia
- Logan Lynn
- Some of Pat's pals like Paul and Hildy
- Seth Simons
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