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We get to dress up as monkeys!
2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.
2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.
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Anyone want to join my band? Dougie Doug and the Monkey Bunch
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@Sue Lightning is NOT allowed in band
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Would 9/11 have gone down the way it did if you were on that plane?
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Calvin Coolidge won't join my Methods Of Mayhem style rap rock supergroup.
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WWAWD Monkey Magic?
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Can I be your MC?
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i'm in! can we get cool jackets?
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You're in.
Confirmed members:
Dougie
Artie
Nigga Jim (sorry John have to change your name for marketing reasons)
No Name Johnny (see above)
Opesterino
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What about @Jenna
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We have monkey suits
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so so so monkeys cant wear jackets now?
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Creative differences got in the way. I clearly called dibs on being the Tommy Lee of the group since I’m just so fawkin cool. You can play the drums, bass, or leave the band. I run the group like a military operation.
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Can I hire the Latin Kings to do security for our gigs? I can't do any work unless they're involved.
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Of course.
You aren't going to kick me out of the band for going on manic rants on our media tours tho right
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There's a Tommy Lee and another rapper guy in Methods of Mayhem though. Can I at least be the other rapper guy? I just thought it'd make sense that you'd be that guy since you're a rapper, you know? And I'd be the Tommy Lee because I play guitar and I have a big dick that I can honk a boat horn with.
Also, can we wear monkey suits?
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Monkey suits? No, we go even bigger and wear gorilla suits.
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Can we also have Artie and have him wear a Sombrero and play one of those gigantic mariachi bass/guitar things?
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This really has legs. DM me and we can work out the logistics.