Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.We get to dress up as monkeys!
2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.