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Anyone want to join my band? Dougie Doug and the Monkey Bunch

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
We get to dress up as monkeys!

2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.
Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
Dougie: the best thing I ever did was kick Abe out of the band ten minutes ago and you should follow suit. He thinks he’s Eminem in D12 when at best he’s Kuniva.
 

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
Are you a ghost or a guy in his 30s

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Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
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