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Anyone want to join my band? Dougie Doug and the Monkey Bunch

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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We get to dress up as monkeys!

2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.
Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
Dougie: the best thing I ever did was kick Abe out of the band ten minutes ago and you should follow suit. He thinks he’s Eminem in D12 when at best he’s Kuniva.
 

Professor Rape

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Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
Are you a ghost or a guy in his 30s

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Dougie I want in your band too but I have to be the main guy because Calvin Coolige took over my band. I want to change the name to Marvelous Maxwell and His Magnificent Motown Monkeys. I'm Marvelous Maxwell and you guys are the Motown Monkeys. I wear a cool tuxedo and the rest of you are blackface monkeys. Also, Dougie, it breaks my heart to tell you this, but it's been a long time coming. The guys and I talked it over and we think it's best if you leave the band.
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