Anyone want to join my band? Dougie Doug and the Monkey Bunch

[Professor Rape]

We get to dress up as monkeys!

2 spots reserved for @Nigger John and @johnnynoname name if they want in.

 

[Professor Rape]

@Sue Lightning is NOT allowed in band

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Would 9/11 have gone down the way it did if you were on that plane?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Calvin Coolidge won't join my Methods Of Mayhem style rap rock supergroup.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

WWAWD Monkey Magic?

 

[aRTie02150]

Can I be your MC?

 

[Opesterino]

i'm in! can we get cool jackets?

 

[Professor Rape]

Can I be your MC?

You're in.

Confirmed members:

Dougie
Artie
Nigga Jim (sorry John have to change your name for marketing reasons)
No Name Johnny (see above)
Opesterino

 

[BUBBLER]

@Sue Lightning is NOT allowed in band

What about @Jenna

Do not read or respond to this post, otherwise you will be permanently excluded from the gay band chat

 

[Professor Rape]

i'm in! can we get cool jackets?

We have monkey suits

 

[porquedealer]

We have monkey suits

so so so monkeys cant wear jackets now?

 

[fenrir]

I'm still a virgin so I'll play bass:

 

[Opesterino]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Calvin Coolidge won't join my Methods Of Mayhem style rap rock supergroup.

Creative differences got in the way. I clearly called dibs on being the Tommy Lee of the group since I’m just so fawkin cool. You can play the drums, bass, or leave the band. I run the group like a military operation.

 

[aRTie02150]

Can I hire the Latin Kings to do security for our gigs? I can't do any work unless they're involved.

 

[Professor Rape]

Can I hire the Latin Kings to do security for our gigs? I can't do any work unless they're involved.

Of course.

You aren't going to kick me out of the band for going on manic rants on our media tours tho right

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Creative differences got in the way. I clearly called dibs on being the Tommy Lee of the group since I’m just so fawkin cool. You can play the drums, bass, or leave the band. I run the group like a military operation.

There's a Tommy Lee and another rapper guy in Methods of Mayhem though. Can I at least be the other rapper guy? I just thought it'd make sense that you'd be that guy since you're a rapper, you know? And I'd be the Tommy Lee because I play guitar and I have a big dick that I can honk a boat horn with.

Also, can we wear monkey suits?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There's a Tommy Lee and another rapper guy in Methods of Mayhem though. Can I at least be the other rapper guy? I just thought it'd make sense that you'd be that guy since you're a rapper, you know? And I'd be the Tommy Lee because I play guitar and I have a big dick that I can honk a boat horn with.

Also, can we wear monkey suits?

Monkey suits? No, we go even bigger and wear gorilla suits.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Monkey suits? No, we go even bigger and wear gorilla suits.

Can we also have Artie and have him wear a Sombrero and play one of those gigantic mariachi bass/guitar things?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can we also have Artie and have him wear a Sombrero and play one of those gigantic mariachi bass/guitar things?

This really has legs. DM me and we can work out the logistics.