Anyone know how to make a stink bomb or some kind of fart spray fast?

[Smeckler's Powder]

All these recipes I'm finding take a while to smell. I'm looking for something that could work in 2 hours. Spencers is closed. I have a garden sprayer that can get stuff pretty far, so just some kind of liquid concoction would be great moreso than a bomb.

 

[guest]

All these recipes I'm finding take a while to smell. I'm looking for something that could work in 2 hours. Spencers is closed. I have a garden sprayer that can get stuff pretty far, so just some kind of liquid concoction would be great moreso than a bomb.

Back in the day my friends and I would buy sardines and grind them up in a blender and pour it into the vents in people’s car hood

 

[guest]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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I'm no party pooper, and one of the things I like about my neighborhood is no one ever calls the fuzz on peoples loud parties, because everyone only does one like once or twice a year. However, these retarded mexican kids back and to the left of my house have taken to having loudness til 2am or later quite regularly and their shithead Mexi-polka does not go good with wife and 1 year old trying to sleep and me writing solid gold hits. They Mexi-polka'd it til 1am last night and are firing it up again. I don't want to hurt anyone and rather than yelling at them or having a sound war against them, I'd like to just turn them against eachother or at least against the dude whose faggot house they are at.

 

[guest]

I'm no party pooper, and one of the things I like about my neighborhood is no one ever calls the fuzz on peoples loud parties, because everyone only does one like once or twice a year. However, these retarded mexican kids back and to the left of my house have taken to having loudness til 2am or later quite regularly and their shithead Mexi-polka does not go good with wife and 1 year old trying to sleep and me writing solid gold hits. They Mexi-polka'd it til 1am last night and are firing it up again. I don't want to hurt anyone and rather than yelling at them or having a sound war against them, I'd like to just turn them against eachother or at least against the dude whose faggot house they are at.

Bomb those motherfuckers!

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Befriend them, then show up whenever they have a party and join in the good times. If you post here you're probably retarded enough that they will eventually keep the noise down enough to stop you finding out they're celebrating.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Befriend them, then show up whenever they have a party and join in the good times. If you post here you're probably retarded enough that they will eventually keep the noise down enough to stop you finding out they're celebrating.

How many times in a month would it take for you to respond?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I'm no party pooper, and one of the things I like about my neighborhood is no one ever calls the fuzz on peoples loud parties, because everyone only does one like once or twice a year. However, these retarded mexican kids back and to the left of my house have taken to having loudness til 2am or later quite regularly and their shithead Mexi-polka does not go good with wife and 1 year old trying to sleep and me writing solid gold hits. They Mexi-polka'd it til 1am last night and are firing it up again. I don't want to hurt anyone and rather than yelling at them or having a sound war against them, I'd like to just turn them against eachother or at least against the dude whose faggot house they are at.

call the cops and don't stop until all the mexicans are back in there home land

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Going to get some fish emulsion. Home Depot still open.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Befriend them, then show up whenever they have a party and join in the good times. If you post here you're probably retarded enough that they will eventually keep the noise down enough to stop you finding out they're celebrating.

hey faggot, keep the noise down

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

call the cops and don't stop until all the mexicans are back in there home land

But then my dope cocaine mexicans across the street would be gone

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I'm no party pooper, and one of the things I like about my neighborhood is no one ever calls the fuzz on peoples loud parties, because everyone only does one like once or twice a year. However, these retarded mexican kids back and to the left of my house have taken to having loudness til 2am or later quite regularly and their shithead Mexi-polka does not go good with wife and 1 year old trying to sleep and me writing solid gold hits. They Mexi-polka'd it til 1am last night and are firing it up again. I don't want to hurt anyone and rather than yelling at them or having a sound war against them, I'd like to just turn them against eachother or at least against the dude whose faggot house they are at.

An anonymous tip off to ICE could resolve this dilemma of yours.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

But then my dope cocaine mexicans across the street would be gone

i've never called the cops, i just accuse them of stealing my drugs and things sort themselves out

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

An anonymous tip off to ICE could resolve this dilemma of yours.

Who am I, Ari Shaffir?

 

[Hoolies]

You see this? It means not welcome!

 

[Mc.Faggot]

You see this? It means not welcome!
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fake af

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

You see this? It means not welcome!
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Edit: ha ha ha ho lee shit! the size of this smiley exceeded my expectations.

 

[guest]

Is op 12?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Who am I, Ari Shaffir?

Hmm. Well, much like the snake and the mongoose the only sure fire way to remove a Mexican is by getting a Honduran..but then of course you would need an El Salvadoran to remove the Honduran which in turn creates an infinite loop.

 

[guest]

Hmm. Well, much like the snake and the mongoose the only sure fire way to remove a Mexican is by getting a Honduran..but then of course you would need an El Salvadoran to remove the Honduran which in turn creates an infinite loop.

Get a Guatemalan to clear em all out, then kill him because no one gives a fuck about Guatemalans.