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Anyone else unironically try to copy Hitler's life?

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I gave up smoking and drinking to not weaken my Aryan blood and will. Bathe several times a day. Read a book a day, watch a film a night, and follow a vegetarian diet. All in all it's done really good for me. Lost 150 pounds, at least. Thinking about getting a German Shepherd for a guide dog. If I do I'm definitely calling him Blondi.
 
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I gave up smoking and drinking to not weaken my Aryan blood and will. Bathe several times a day. Read a book a day, watch a film a night, and follow a vegetarian diet. All in all it's done really good for me. Lost 150 pounds, at least. Thinking about getting a German Shepherd for a guide dog. If I do I'm definitely calling him Blondi.
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Some of us have to work, ya know...

Fucking freeloading blind people will get the oven when I run the world!
 
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Torquie said:
Book a day? How u or hitler have the time for that?
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A book is about 75,000 words. I can read and comprehend everything at only 300 words per minute, so it takes me about 4 hours. But hey, I'm on the Joe Cumia retirement plan, it's a good use of my time. All I do all day is read, go on the forums, volunteer at a few places, and of course help my aged mother. I haven't cranked out much erotic recently, but that only takes me an hour for 1,000 words.
 
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Bubbler said:
Redpill me on this...Did he make it to that nazi base on Anartica?

The only funny business I can remember learning regarding his death is that "his" bones that were held by the soviets were bullshit.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. Adolf Hitler killed himself. And that's a good thing. We associate suicide with weakness in our modern, degenerate era, but it is the way of a warrior, be they Ancient Greek, Roman, or Samurai. Hitler failed, but he recognized this, gave a final order to devastate Germany for its weakness, and shot/poisoned himself because he wasn't a teenage bitch that wanted to be resuscitated. At least it succeeded at pissing Stalin off, "Bastard! If only we had gotten him alive."
 
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CuckQueen said:
I don't like hurting animals, fucker! And it's comments like these why I didn't reveal I was vegan!
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Nice resource-wasting, vitamin B12-deficient diet, stupid.
 
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CuckQueen said:
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Adolf Hitler killed himself. And that's a good thing. We associate suicide with weakness in our modern, degenerate era, but it is the way of a warrior, be they Ancient Greek, Roman, or Samurai. Hitler failed, but he recognized this, gave a final order to devastate Germany for its weakness, and shot/poisoned himself because he wasn't a teenage bitch that wanted to be resuscitated. At least it succeeded at pissing Stalin off, "Bastard! If only we had gotten him alive."
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didnt they knife Sadden Whosaidit in the bunghole after they caught him
 
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