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My uncle got shithoused drunk (a daily occurrence) and chased my cousin and me around my grandma's house with a bullwhip
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Screen memory. It was actually his penis.I had an uncle who had these aggressively ugly fish. He once (and I think it was just once) smooshed my face again the tank as a gag. Made me afraid to look at fish throughout most of childhood.
Certainly didn't help.OP has PTSD from growing up a PR
My uncle had an albino walking catfish that he supposedly spent thousands of dollars buying. He had to keep a sheet of glass over the top of the big tank so the thing didn't climb out. He drank a lot, and one night he forgot to cover the tank, and the thing climbed out, flopped around on the floor for a while, then died.I had an uncle who had these aggressively ugly fish. He once (and I think it was just once) smooshed my face again the tank as a gag. Made me afraid to look at fish throughout most of childhood.
In fact, I don't have a lot of memories of my childhood at all, so I think I'm all good.
Most UFO anal probe abductees who aren’t lying are probably just having fucked up memories of childhood molestation.My dad let me watch Fire in the Sky when I was four.
I couldn't sleep well for years and I wouldn't let them put my bed near the window until I was eleven. What finally helped me chill out was realizing if aliens wanted to come and fuck my ass with a power drill it wouldn't matter where I was or if I was awake when they came.
Edit: forgot to mention that I could read by that age so when "Based on a true story" flashed up on the screen I asked what it meant and the prick told me.
It's demons, broMost UFO anal probe abductees who aren’t lying are probably just having fucked up memories of childhood molestation.
memememe link my landmine childhood story memememe notice me CHH mememememe humiliate me some more daddy mememememeI wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?
I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?
I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?
Questions Boq asks while frothing at the mouth.I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested
You never had a girlfriend you wanted to call mommy?I called my kindergarten teacher mom in front of other kids and it was the first time I felt embarassed or self concious at all. I'm still embarassed about it.
To this day I double check myself when addressing a girlfriend. I'd be mortified if that ever happened. Not sure I could convincingly laugh it off.
My mom used to use unfinished cans of stale Dr. Pepper in lieu of an ash tray and while I never accidentally drank from one seeing and feeling a cigarette butt bobbing near the top of a can when I went to threw it out always made my skin crawl.Once I drank from a beer can that had old cigarette butts and spit in it. I never drank the brand again and never will.
You made her do thisYou never had a girlfriend you wanted to call mommy?
My mom used to use unfinished cans of stale Dr. Pepper in lieu of an ash tray and while I never accidentally drank from one seeing and feeling a cigarette butt bobbing near the top of a can when I went to threw it out always made my skin crawl.
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