Any trivial PTSD moments from childhood that you can't help but laugh at?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My uncle got shithoused drunk (a daily occurrence) and chased my cousin and me around my grandma's house with a bullwhip

 

[johnnynoname]

OP has PTSD from growing up a PR

 

[johnnynoname]

"yo why don't white women wear those long denim skirts?!!"

"THAT SHIT IS CRAZY...I NEED A XANAX"

 

[johnnynoname]

"yo why do is speak spainish to mexican people and Day don't know what i'm sayin"

'THAT SHIT IS CRAZY.....I NEED A WELLBUTRIN"

 

[guest]

I had an uncle who had these aggressively ugly fish. He once (and I think it was just once) smooshed my face again the tank as a gag. Made me afraid to look at fish throughout most of childhood.

Screen memory. It was actually his penis.

 

[aRTie02150]

OP has PTSD from growing up a PR

Certainly didn't help.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I had an uncle who had these aggressively ugly fish. He once (and I think it was just once) smooshed my face again the tank as a gag. Made me afraid to look at fish throughout most of childhood.

My uncle had an albino walking catfish that he supposedly spent thousands of dollars buying. He had to keep a sheet of glass over the top of the big tank so the thing didn't climb out. He drank a lot, and one night he forgot to cover the tank, and the thing climbed out, flopped around on the floor for a while, then died.

 

[Dog Eater]

In fact, I don't have a lot of memories of my childhood at all, so I think I'm all good.

Childhood Trauma & Memory Loss

If you are an adult survivor of childhood trauma you are likely to experience memory loss. Childhood trauma and memory loss go hand-in-hand.

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[T-t-t-Terry!]

My dad let me watch Fire in the Sky when I was four.


I couldn't sleep well for years and I wouldn't let them put my bed near the window until I was eleven. What finally helped me chill out was realizing if aliens wanted to come and fuck my ass with a power drill it wouldn't matter where I was or if I was awake when they came.

Edit: forgot to mention that I could read by that age so when "Based on a true story" flashed up on the screen I asked what it meant and the prick told me.

 

[Dog Eater]

My dad let me watch Fire in the Sky when I was four.


I couldn't sleep well for years and I wouldn't let them put my bed near the window until I was eleven. What finally helped me chill out was realizing if aliens wanted to come and fuck my ass with a power drill it wouldn't matter where I was or if I was awake when they came.

Edit: forgot to mention that I could read by that age so when "Based on a true story" flashed up on the screen I asked what it meant and the prick told me.

Most UFO anal probe abductees who aren’t lying are probably just having fucked up memories of childhood molestation.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Most UFO anal probe abductees who aren’t lying are probably just having fucked up memories of childhood molestation.

It's demons, bro

 

[guest]

I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?

 

[PickleRickle]

I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?

memememe link my landmine childhood story memememe notice me CHH mememememe humiliate me some more daddy mememememe

Pre-emptive
-sass
-flying monkey
-so boring youre ignored
-heres me looking bald the last time my hair was short, im not bald
-corprophile lackey
-mid 30s whitester

 

[DMAN]

Once cracked an egg into a mixing bowl that already had 2 fresh eggs in it. The egg yolk was black. The rotting abortion rooooned The DMAN's 2 good eggs. There is a lesson here. One bad egg spoils the bunch. It's like your mother always says. Don't play ball in the house.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?

 

[DMAN]

I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested to become a coprophilic degenerate? Was it in a toilet?

The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I called my kindergarten teacher mom in front of other kids and it was the first time I felt embarassed or self concious at all. I'm still embarassed about it.

To this day I double check myself when addressing a girlfriend. I'd be mortified if that ever happened. Not sure I could convincingly laugh it off.

Once I drank from a beer can that had old cigarette butts and spit in it. I never drank the brand again and never will.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I wonder at what age was @CHH Brother molested

Questions Boq asks while frothing at the mouth.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I called my kindergarten teacher mom in front of other kids and it was the first time I felt embarassed or self concious at all. I'm still embarassed about it.
To this day I double check myself when addressing a girlfriend. I'd be mortified if that ever happened. Not sure I could convincingly laugh it off.

You never had a girlfriend you wanted to call mommy?

Once I drank from a beer can that had old cigarette butts and spit in it. I never drank the brand again and never will.

My mom used to use unfinished cans of stale Dr. Pepper in lieu of an ash tray and while I never accidentally drank from one seeing and feeling a cigarette butt bobbing near the top of a can when I went to threw it out always made my skin crawl.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You never had a girlfriend you wanted to call mommy?

My mom used to use unfinished cans of stale Dr. Pepper in lieu of an ash tray and while I never accidentally drank from one seeing and feeling a cigarette butt bobbing near the top of a can when I went to threw it out always made my skin crawl.

You made her do this