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The town I live in is mostly known for homelessness, fentanyl, and used book stores. As I said she is ugly but I love her.
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Have you considered murdering them all with a claw hammer and burning the evidence by taking the house out with gasoline?My family still has me excommunicated after covid and Trumps first run. Buncha faaaaags
The claw hammer embedded in skulls is my go-to mental spergery when I'm maximum pissed at someone. Funny you mention itHave you considered murdering them all with a claw hammer and burning the evidence by taking the house out with gasoline?
For some reason when I go to sleep I fantasize about firing artillery. Just soothes me.The claw hammer embedded in skulls is my go-to mental spergery when I'm maximum pissed at someone. Funny you mention it
Russian blood. Unbending will. Causes some stress on occasion.For some reason when I go to sleep I fantasize about firing artillery. Just soothes me.
My grandfather was a communications officer for the red army. One time I asked him if he fought in world war 2 And he responded with "how fucking old do you think I am?"Russian blood. Unbending will. Causes some stress on occasion.
Shut up cunt.Nah, because I cut those cancers out of my life. My immediate family is based as fuck. My female friends are MAGA.
They need to accumulate a cetain number of points based on a very thorough and taxing verification/eligibility system. Weeds out the undesirable, and even Americans with all kinds of qualifications will have to start at the bottom before really working in their fields...unless it's an intra-corporate transfer.
It's a tough oneActually @chocolatehellhole do I have permission to recommend violence to others? Or can I only do it for myself?
I'll fucking beat you to death with a frozen ham and fuck your little dead ass if you don't give me a straight answer. Actually I'll do it regardless.It's a tough one
Oh, okI'll fucking beat you to death with a frozen ham and fuck your little dead ass if you don't give me a straight answer. Actually I'll do it regardless.
I don't know why you think this is a joke. I've got pipe bombs strapped to my body and plane ticket to New Jersey. You will suffer til your last breath.Oh, ok
I remember the first time he won people were losing their shit and crying and stuff and me and my supervisor (a 32 year old girl) just sat at a bar drinking Soju going. "It's gunna be fine"
Yeah. It's actually gotten me thrown out of the country. It's like 30 cents a bottle.Soju!!! Now we have something to talk about!!!
That shit almost killed me in Korea
Yeah. It's actually gotten me thrown out of the country. It's like 30 cents a bottle.
Ever play those dumb Korean Soju games?Oh I know Soju!
The 2 gallon bottles are like 5 dollars at most lol
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