I remember the first time he won people were losing their shit and crying and stuff and me and my supervisor (a 32 year old girl) just sat at a bar drinking Soju going. "It's gunna be fine"
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Any of your co - workers or family lose it due to Trump winning? Mine did.
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Me texting the idiot in my family with TDS after Trump announced he'd won:
Me: Trump wins! Three to go. Will be good to have new generation in White House [Vance etc]
TDS: No, not yet.
15 mins later...
TDS: Four years of Adolf Hitler!!!!! Get ready for chaos on the streets. Sieg Heil Hitler!!! Sieg Heil Motherfucker!
Me: Amish voted for Trump.
1.5 hours later...
TDS: [probably crying while typing] I hate that Indian bitch. I fucking hate her. These [votes] are her fault.
I guess the 'black' woman isn't so popular anymore now Hitler's back.
Me: Trump wins! Three to go. Will be good to have new generation in White House [Vance etc]
TDS: No, not yet.
15 mins later...
TDS: Four years of Adolf Hitler!!!!! Get ready for chaos on the streets. Sieg Heil Hitler!!! Sieg Heil Motherfucker!
Me: Amish voted for Trump.
1.5 hours later...
TDS: [probably crying while typing] I hate that Indian bitch. I fucking hate her. These [votes] are her fault.
I guess the 'black' woman isn't so popular anymore now Hitler's back.
r/politics was hilarious. The front page was 'Harris wins Illinois' and 'Harris wins New Jersey' as if they were the only states called well after the election was over
Just a side note. Why do American liberals always think they can move to Canada? We don't want you. We have a very difficult immigration system. Jimmy Kimmel would take like 5 years to get an apartment.
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My family and Greeks historically have been Democrats. Post COVID there has been a shift within my family and my local Greek community to Trump
No you don't
I challenge you to immigrate here. Unless you are a doctor or a professor they won't let you stay over 3 months.
I wasn't even a fucking citizen til my 20s.
They need to accumulate a cetain number of points based on a very thorough and taxing verification/eligibility system. Weeds out the undesirable, and even Americans with all kinds of qualifications will have to start at the bottom before really working in their fields...unless it's an intra-corporate transfer.
Actually I got that wrong. I became a citizen at 19. That's 11 years.
Dumb fucking Americans really understand nothing about this place.
There's nothing to get. We live in an inconsequential shithole.
Legally? Yeah, it's tough but you have a lot of jeet students not being students.
Yeah, my wife showed me that two of my American aunts were having meltdowns on FB. Haven't spoken to one of them in 20 years, but am not in the least bit surprised.
Our red bricks made in Hamilton alone are better than anything Americans have achieved. We invented the fucking phone. Look at a Hudson Rifle in a museum. Never be ashamed of Canada.
Im ashamed of what we've become. Move away from the GTA, there's not much going on outside of it.
I'm not in the GTA. I'm proudly in Niagara. I love my city and people. It may be ugly but still deserving of love. My love.
Niagra is beautiful. Right on, dude.
Well. Not the part I live in but I still used to like walking the trails for like 3 hours a day.