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I can't remember if this was the Pre-Nortonian era, but if Jimmy was present, he was definitely in a cold sweat panicking about possible celebrity picture fallout
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Anthony's hate for the Sex and the City gals
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Don't get me wrong, I'd suck Samantha's farts any day. She'd go "Come here, stud" in that sassy way, and I'd sashay over to the sound of that salsa theme.
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He's a childless, responsibility-less idle who spends his time chasing hedonistic, childish and wasteful pursuits to fill the void in his life. His romantic life is filled with fleeting disaster after disaster, prompted by a shallow, reflexive feeling that he needs to do this, if only to keep appearances up. He desperately wants to portray himself as someone who is successful and happy doing all this.
He's the closest a male can come to personifying the S&tC characters. He hated them because they were him.
He's the closest a male can come to personifying the S&tC characters. He hated them because they were him.
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There actually was a nude photo shoot on the bridge set of Star Trek 6, in which she played a Vulcan. It was a shoot for some magazine. Unfortunately Leonard “faggot” Nimoy found out and put a stop to it, making sure all copies were destroyed.
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Andy glanced anxiously at the clock. "OOOOOHHH!" he gleefully squealed, "it's almost on!". He slipped into his favorite silk jammies, mixed his Manhattan, and curled up on the sofa, his legs bent underneath him femininely. "I hope Carrie dumps that Big tonight...they way he's treated her" he lisped angrily. "AhhahaHAholeeeeeesit! Funky spunk! Haha! Spunk!" he tittered. "This is my favorite guilty pleasure" he mused. "Well...second biggest...hee hee hee!". The theme music began, and Andy began mincing involuntarily to the music. "I wish I could be so open and free with my own sexuality" he groused, "but I have an unapologetically masculine image to consider".
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I think Sarah Jessica Foot calling into the show and Opie and Ant backing down was the first time I realized they were faggots. But their story ideas for the Sex and the City movie still makes me laugh.
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I would do all of them in that picture
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Kim Cattrall can shit straight down my esophagus and pierce my balls with stilletos. But I agree the other bitches are dog meat.
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Funny how the call starts out with Opie excited to think she is a fan. When it's clear the call is going to be antagonistic, they act like O&A is bigger than Sex and the City, but as she cuts them down suddenly "You're a big star, we're just a little radio show". She took them down from a national show on par with a hit series to a local radio show in one phone call.
This is when I realized women think of shock jock radio like we think of The View or Real Housewives -- something stupid they have no respect for.
This is when I realized women think of shock jock radio like we think of The View or Real Housewives -- something stupid they have no respect for.
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Andy Dufresne, who went through a phonecall of stupid shit and came out wiser on the other side.
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That's my point. For some reason, everyone gets stupid when it comes to the Sex and the City "gals."
Maybe because the characters were so annoying? And we see what they all look like now that they're 60?
I've never watched the show. It's absurd though, that we have dudes here saying Kim Cattrall in her prime was "OK"
the FUCK
She was sexy until about the age of 60. If you wouldn't have sex with a 40 year old Cattrall, you're suspect.
Buncha fruits.
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about this stupid shit, but I just realized the show would be totally different today. There would have to the sassy heavyset black lady and a Puerto Rican or Asian chick as part of the friend group.
about this stupid shit, but I just realized the show would be totally different today. There would have to the sassy heavyset black lady and a Puerto Rican or Asian chick as part of the friend group.
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Charlotte was a beautiful lady. I realize cougars aren't for everyone, but Kim Cattrall is right the fuck up my alley.
The other 2 deserve da hate do.
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Kim Cattrall today is more than fuckable.