Anthonys biggest enemy: Candy Crush

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
You see Ant rant about this to this day. His arguments go from “Candy Crush…ew…fucking faggot game…who the fuck plays that…”, to “Nice yeah you playing Candy Crush on air was REALLY interesting for the show.” to “HE WAS DISREGARDING MY CONTRIBUTIONS WITH PHONE GAMES.”

All the irony of these statements are lost on him. He was sperging out about black people on air due to his insecurity at being a mulatta. He was desperate to be taken seriously as a political pundit to the world and his cohosts. And what do they do? Opie pulls out Candy Crush and lets it be known thats what he’s doing- That he doesn’t give a shit about what Ant is talking about and it’s not a “discussion” - It’s Anthony, and only Anthony, yelling about blacks.

Anthony desperately wanted to be Hannity. He wanted people to see him as more than the funny sidekick, that he had thoughts of his own, and could hold weight as a political pundit. Not just one giving trite centrist takes - he’s telling it like it is. No white guilt here motherfucker. And yet he’s getting stomped on by a fucking phone app. Completely thrown aside and treated as the wop trash he is by his rightful cohost.

In the famous Candy Crush clip, after Ant delusionally yells out “MILLIONS WANT TO HEAR ME SIR - MILLIONS!!!!!!!!” Jimmy chimes in, sounding almost sickly, “I miss Patrice.” The context is lost on Ant once again. “OH ME TOO.” He thinks Jim is referring to Patrices EPIC RACE MENTALITY and how it would destroy this dumb nigger caller. Well, not Patrices ACTUAL views on race. Just the ones where he critiques black people.

No one could stand Anthony at this point. But he was still on O&A. The comedians and guests who disagreed with him and though he was a hateful blowhard retard couldn’t show it, and his cohosts certainly couldn’t either. Ant’s ego was out of control between 2013-2014, and the cracks were showing with Anthony getting into racial rants unprompted with guests from DL Hughley to Bill Burr. The only thing that changed after he was fired was that everyone didn’t have to hide their disdain. It didn’t help that after getting fired, he TRULY stopped being funny altogether. Anyone who could make the justification that he might be a pedo racist ghoul, but was still funny or a good friend? Not anymore.

Reminder:

Opie: And I have no idea if Bob talked to Anthony about this but they were REALLY upset with the race rants. They were scared that some blogger would take a clip out of context and blow it out of proportion.
Anthony: And the race thing??? ITS FUCKING SATELLITE RADIO! ANYTHING GOES! ARE YOU TELLING ME THE NEWS ISNT INUNDATED WITH RACE? IM GONNA TALK ABOUT IT AND THESE ARE MY OPINIONS!!

1.) Wow, a private company scared their employee is calling for all niggers to die on their airwaves? Why would that be? They’re exempt from the FCC!!!!! Hey wait, how many times did O&A complain that they couldn’t say nigger on air, despite it not being an FCC violation?
2. The news is inundated with race. You know what I should do? MAKE OUR COMEDY SHOW INUNDATED WITH RACE! PEOPLE WONT BE SICK OF THIS!!

THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED ON AIR THAT ANTHONY SAID. Most of this happened post 2010 right when cancel culture was on the rise. Why would a corporation be angry that an employee is making any of these statements, once again, on their airwaves:

•Calling black callers niggas
•Saying black people are genetically inferior
•Saying black people are naturally dumber
•Talking about “wars on white people” and “white genocide”
•Bragging about visiting Niggermania
•Saying Obama was probably an African and didn’t go to Harvard

WHY WOULD A PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY BE NERVOUS ABOUT ANY OF THESE STATEMENTS? IT’S SATELLITE RADIO! ANYTHING GOES!
 

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Sue Lightning

Balconyster
There is not a life on Earth that compares to the misery of Andy Cooooomiaaaaahh. He is a microcosm of the rise and fall of having fame.

He started as a degenerate HVAC fixer. He got a lucky break and was gifted a million dollar career. He divulged in degeneracy for 20 years. By the end he was attempting to reinvent himself and, like others, failed miserably and wasn’t taken seriously.

And now where is he? He is alone. Anyone who associates with him wants his money or is leeching off of whatevers left of his of name. What started as drinking for fun turned into drinking to drink. He does his show to sycophants and streams at night to no one. He’s gotten thousands of dollars in work from hair plugs to botox to retain his youth. No more late night parties. No more friends. No more nice million dollar career relying on your partner who’s an actual man. Just tweet, drink, scream nigger in empty apartment.
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
Ask yourself:

You are racist. You hate niggers and in your perfect reality they don’t exist. You decide to speak about this frequently in public to the point where it ruins your friendships, career, and life…

For what? For being a truth teller? For not having white guilt? For “saying what needs to be said”?
 
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Ask yourself:

You are racist. You hate niggers and in your perfect reality they don’t exist. You decide to speak about this frequently in public to the point where it ruins your friendships, career, and life…

For what? For being a truth teller? For not having white guilt? For “saying what needs to be said”?
That's right. Nana needs to put up or shut up.
 

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Ask yourself:

You are racist. You hate niggers and in your perfect reality they don’t exist. You decide to speak about this frequently in public to the point where it ruins your friendships, career, and life…

For what? For being a truth teller? For not having white guilt? For “saying what needs to be said”?
The non-White White supremacists always overcompensate. He's thinks if he's loud enough, it'll somehow obscure his mongrel features and deviant lifestyle.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
1.) Wow, a private company scared their employee is calling for all niggers to die on their airwaves? Why would that be? They’re exempt from the FCC!!!!! Hey wait, how many times did O&A complain that they couldn’t say nigger on air, despite it not being an FCC violation?
This was a huge issue with Sirius legal when Anthony began doing his Compound shows from his basement. He had no oversight or management and it was just him and a microphone with no one to dump out on him saying anything illegal or slanderous. Even worse was that he would do those shows openly drunk. If he said something slanderous there was no one there to cover for him and it made Sirius look like an unprofessional company with no control over their biggest shows.

It was bad enough he was violating his contract by broadcasting a show from outside of Sirius-XM. But him doing things like abusing mentally retarded people like Bobo, drunkenly lusting after his relatives, and making an ass of himself publicly was enough to get Sirius to tell him to stop. Though eventually he went back to doing shows and then doing stuff like flying drones over elementary schools and sharing the footage. At that point Opie and Jimmy were clearly disgusted by Anthony hence refusing to follow him after his firing. They had seen what his Compound Shows looked like and would rather stay at Sirius. I would argue that Anthony's early Compound broadcasts were so gross that it permanently damaged his relationship with Opie and Jimmy.

I know Rogan likes to say that Anthony's Compound shows were some 'huge influence' on him but Rogan is a massive corporate tool who does a show with all sorts of lawyers and managers looking over his work. Thus him allowing Spotify to censor tons of his shows and choose which political guests he has on and does not have on. Rogan loves that corporate structure but tries to fool his dopey listeners into believing he is some radical free thinker with no bosses.
2. The news is inundated with race. You know what I should do? MAKE OUR COMEDY SHOW INUNDATED WITH RACE! PEOPLE WONT BE SICK OF THIS!!
The show would often follow the same stories as the news and it was fine. 9/11, crazy chimp attack, Mel Gibson tapes, Kramer, Boston Marathon bombing, and so on. Anthony's Trayvon and other race rants were awful because they were not funny, not insightful, and coming from a deranged maniac who was not even fully White.
The non-White White supremacists always overcompensate. He's thinks if he's loud enough, it'll somehow obscure his mongrel features and deviant lifestyle.
Pretty much every Neo Nazi or White or Aryan political group in the US is run by jews or the FBI or both. Anthony would probably look more Aryan with his mongrel ghoul features than the average member of the KKK currently.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
This was a huge issue with Sirius legal when Anthony began doing his Compound shows from his basement. He had no oversight or management and it was just him and a microphone with no one to dump out on him saying anything illegal or slanderous. Even worse was that he would do those shows openly drunk. If he said something slanderous there was no one there to cover for him and it made Sirius look like an unprofessional company with no control over their biggest shows.

It was bad enough he was violating his contract by broadcasting a show from outside of Sirius-XM. But him doing things like abusing mentally retarded people like Bobo, drunkenly lusting after his relatives, and making an ass of himself publicly was enough to get Sirius to tell him to stop. Though eventually he went back to doing shows and then doing stuff like flying drones over elementary schools and sharing the footage. At that point Opie and Jimmy were clearly disgusted by Anthony hence refusing to follow him after his firing. They had seen what his Compound Shows looked like and would rather stay at Sirius. I would argue that Anthony's early Compound broadcasts were so gross that it permanently damaged his relationship with Opie and Jimmy.

I know Rogan likes to say that Anthony's Compound shows were some 'huge influence' on him but Rogan is a massive corporate tool who does a show with all sorts of lawyers and managers looking over his work. Thus him allowing Spotify to censor tons of his shows and choose which political guests he has on and does not have on. Rogan loves that corporate structure but tries to fool his dopey listeners into believing he is some radical free thinker with no bosses.

The show would often follow the same stories as the news and it was fine. 9/11, crazy chimp attack, Mel Gibson tapes, Kramer, Boston Marathon bombing, and so on. Anthony's Trayvon and other race rants were awful because they were not funny, not insightful, and coming from a deranged maniac who was not even fully White.

Pretty much every Neo Nazi or White or Aryan political group in the US is run by jews or the FBI or both. Anthony would probably look more Aryan with his mongrel ghoul features than the average member of the KKK currently.
Hey @Sue Lightning, you just going to take @LingerLonger autistically trying to upstage your O&A knowledge here?
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
This was a huge issue with Sirius legal when Anthony began doing his Compound shows from his basement. He had no oversight or management and it was just him and a microphone with no one to dump out on him saying anything illegal or slanderous. Even worse was that he would do those shows openly drunk. If he said something slanderous there was no one there to cover for him and it made Sirius look like an unprofessional company with no control over their biggest shows.
As has been mentioned a thousand times, for some dumb fuck reason Anthony really thought whatever he did off the air made him completely exempt from consequences at his job. Even if he didn’t have a realistic chance of getting fired over all this, it’s still not a good look to broadcast your rampant degeneracy as if it’s a proud thing. The fans could no longer assume Ant was having bad ass fun parties at the Compound: It was a miserable boomer freak show. And the guests, cohosts, and friends of Anthony couldn’t pretend they didn’t know what he was like behind the scenes. If he was acting like this on camera who knows what he was doing behind closed doors. Like everything else that happened to Anthony during the end years of the show everyone tip toed around him like an abused wife. Instead of forcing him to go to rehab or get help they shut down his little show as a bandaid, hoping he’d get the bigger hint.
I know Rogan likes to say that Anthony's Compound shows were some 'huge influence' on him but Rogan is a massive corporate tool who does a show with all sorts of lawyers and managers looking over his work. Thus him allowing Spotify to censor tons of his shows and choose which political guests he has on and does not have on. Rogan loves that corporate structure but tries to fool his dopey listeners into believing he is some radical free thinker with no bosses.
To be fair, the early JRE resembles Compound in style and tone. There’s little to no production value with the podcasts looking like they’re being done over skype, and Rogan was saying all types of Anthony-crazy level stuff like saying blacks are genetically inferior and calling them niggers. The only difference is that Anthony was saying that shit when he already had the million dollar gig. Joe didn’t even imagine 800 episodes later he’d be a multi millionaire with this.
The show would often follow the same stories as the news and it was fine. 9/11, crazy chimp attack, Mel Gibson tapes, Kramer, Boston Marathon bombing, and so on. Anthony's Trayvon and other race rants were awful because they were not funny, not insightful, and coming from a deranged maniac who was not even fully White.
This is the thing. It would be entertaining to have a racist lunatic on your show if it provided for humor and the set ups were there…sometimes. Opie didn’t give a fuck about any of that shit and Jimmy, as we all know, it was a tough one for, and then Anthony was all the way to the extreme of the spectrum. But Ant confused being allowed to scream his nonsensical opinions and make himself look like a fool for being taken seriously and that he should scream and yell more with LESS humor. It’s so dry his cohosts can’t even make entertainment out of it or break through his haze of yelling at niggers to even jump in with a thought.
 
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That interview with Rumsfeld revealed that FOX news Anthony that was brewing. He wanted to be the right-wing John Stewart at the same time that John Stewart had become an embarrassment. The censors always end up helping comedy. They force you to be more creative in the way you express an opinion. You could just scream "nigger" at a caller or you could imply that they might have a problem swimming. Howard was better because of the FCC.
 
This was a huge issue with Sirius legal when Anthony began doing his Compound shows from his basement. He had no oversight or management and it was just him and a microphone with no one to dump out on him saying anything illegal or slanderous. Even worse was that he would do those shows openly drunk. If he said something slanderous there was no one there to cover for him and it made Sirius look like an unprofessional company with no control over their biggest shows.

It was bad enough he was violating his contract by broadcasting a show from outside of Sirius-XM. But him doing things like abusing mentally retarded people like Bobo, drunkenly lusting after his relatives, and making an ass of himself publicly was enough to get Sirius to tell him to stop. Though eventually he went back to doing shows and then doing stuff like flying drones over elementary schools and sharing the footage. At that point Opie and Jimmy were clearly disgusted by Anthony hence refusing to follow him after his firing. They had seen what his Compound Shows looked like and would rather stay at Sirius. I would argue that Anthony's early Compound broadcasts were so gross that it permanently damaged his relationship with Opie and Jimmy.

I know Rogan likes to say that Anthony's Compound shows were some 'huge influence' on him but Rogan is a massive corporate tool who does a show with all sorts of lawyers and managers looking over his work. Thus him allowing Spotify to censor tons of his shows and choose which political guests he has on and does not have on. Rogan loves that corporate structure but tries to fool his dopey listeners into believing he is some radical free thinker with no bosses.

The show would often follow the same stories as the news and it was fine. 9/11, crazy chimp attack, Mel Gibson tapes, Kramer, Boston Marathon bombing, and so on. Anthony's Trayvon and other race rants were awful because they were not funny, not insightful, and coming from a deranged maniac who was not even fully White.

Pretty much every Neo Nazi or White or Aryan political group in the US is run by jews or the FBI or both. Anthony would probably look more Aryan with his mongrel ghoul features than the average member of the KKK currently.
He would stay up all night long getting blackout wasted on camera with his obviously inebriated 17 year old high school girlfriend and would then call in "sick" the following day or dayS, or would drag his own still-drunk ass to work and ruined so many shows that way. He would also refuse to attend meetings with management and forced Opie to have to be the only adult in the room.

The fact that he was unceremoniously fired via email shows just how much disdain they had for him at the time of his firing. That had to hurt, but he can't say he didn't ask for it in a million different ways.
 

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As has been mentioned a thousand times, for some dumb fuck reason Anthony really thought whatever he did off the air made him completely exempt from consequences at his job. Even if he didn’t have a realistic chance of getting fired over all this, it’s still not a good look to broadcast your rampant degeneracy as if it’s a proud thing. The fans could no longer assume Ant was having bad ass fun parties at the Compound: It was a miserable boomer freak show. And the guests, cohosts, and friends of Anthony couldn’t pretend they didn’t know what he was like behind the scenes. If he was acting like this on camera who knows what he was doing behind closed doors. Like everything else that happened to Anthony during the end years of the show everyone tip toed around him like an abused wife. Instead of forcing him to go to rehab or get help they shut down his little show as a bandaid, hoping he’d get the bigger hint.

To be fair, the early JRE resembles Compound in style and tone. There’s little to no production value with the podcasts looking like they’re being done over skype, and Rogan was saying all types of Anthony-crazy level stuff like saying blacks are genetically inferior and calling them niggers. The only difference is that Anthony was saying that shit when he already had the million dollar gig. Joe didn’t even imagine 800 episodes later he’d be a multi millionaire with this.

This is the thing. It would be entertaining to have a racist lunatic on your show if it provided for humor and the set ups were there…sometimes. Opie didn’t give a fuck about any of that shit and Jimmy, as we all know, it was a tough one for, and then Anthony was all the way to the extreme of the spectrum. But Ant confused being allowed to scream his nonsensical opinions and make himself look like a fool for being taken seriously and that he should scream and yell more with LESS humor. It’s so dry his cohosts can’t even make entertainment out of it or break through his haze of yelling at niggers to even jump in with a thought.
I kind of disagree on the early JRE thing. Remember that rogan was on a sitcom in the 90’s and did Fear Factor/UFC all before JRE ever started I believe. He was already a millionaire and likely only started the podcast for fun and to help other comics out. I don’t think he’s ever been worried about making money
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
I kind of disagree on the early JRE thing. Remember that rogan was on a sitcom in the 90’s and did Fear Factor/UFC all before JRE ever started I believe. He was already a millionaire and likely only started the podcast for fun and to help other comics out. I don’t think he’s ever been worried about making money
Yeah I wasn’t referring to the money as much as having an image being big enough to be cancelled / having shit to lose. No one cared if the Fear Factor guy called black people apes but apperantely that mattered when he became the biggest podcaster.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
I wasn’t a listener of the show back in the day (by the time it was on my family had moved overseas for several years; like Stern, I knew of the show and its players but still have only heard segments). This thread is shedding more light on this sad old man.

He’s so textbook it’s almost funny: Anthony never grew up and still doesn’t want to. I don’t mean grow up as in get married, put on a suit and tie, work a 9 to 5, golf and get to bed every night by 9:30. I mean grow up in terms of owning your shit and doing your best to clean up any mess you make, not blaming others for your failures.

Ant must believe that living as a mature adult would be unbearably painful, and anyway wouldn’t know where to start. But there are places you can go to learn (hate on 12 Step all you want, but it’s where addicts go to learn how to be a person, which their parents often didn’t teach, and those who undertake that work end up with much better, less chaotic, more enjoyable lives because of it).

All Anthony has are transient pleasures like drunkenness and whatever it is he does in his bed with children. Those wear off pretty quickly and then you need a fix fast or you risk being forced to sit with your thoughts and feelings. And someone who has destroyed as much opportunity in their lives as Ant has surely doesn’t want that to happen.

We all could choose a life like his if we wanted to. What Ant doesn’t seem to grasp is that most people don’t envy his life and in fact find it depressing and bleak. Only losers like Geno and his friends think Cumia is cool — but maybe they don’t. Ant might just be a means to more alcohol and drugs for them. But that’s what passes for friendship in his life. It’s quite sad, but it seems to be what he deserves.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Ant must believe that living as a mature adult would be unbearably painful, and anyway wouldn’t know where to start.
I should add that he likely has no desire to do so anyway. His money and somewhat elevated status (in his social circle, anyway) have insulated him from suffering the consequences that usually compel people to change. His closest human relationship is with a woman who lives thousands of miles away. He has bankrolled family members for decades, so they’re not going to say shit to him about his drinking. Hell, apart from Dawn it looks like his entire family is comprised of old drunks.

So now this is Anthony’s ever-shrinking life: a few podcasts a week, getting wasted at bars with losers like Geno, then home to his rank hovel to play video games online with strangers. And he thinks this is an aspirational lifestyle. But his financial means have enabled him to make his own miserable existence every step of the way.

His epitaph should be “Here lies a cautionary tale and pedophile.”
 
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