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She is clinically obese AND ugly and is still more fuckable than you are. I'm sorry but that's just how the cookie crumbles.
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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital
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She is clinically obese AND ugly and is still more fuckable than you are. I'm sorry but that's just how the cookie crumbles.
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HELLO THIS IS... DR. CRINKLEARTERY MCSTROKESALOT
Dr. Crinkleartery McStrokesalot?
YES. LISTEN HERE, JERKY. ANTHONY CUMIA IS IN OUR HOSPITAL; HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
He had a heart attack?...
BOWWWWWW
HUBBADUBBAHIGABOO HOODOONOW HUBBADUBBAHIGABOO CHUBBADUBBARUBBADUBBA
Dr. Crinkleartery McStrokesalot?
YES. LISTEN HERE, JERKY. ANTHONY CUMIA IS IN OUR HOSPITAL; HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
He had a heart attack?...
BOWWWWWW
HUBBADUBBAHIGABOO HOODOONOW HUBBADUBBAHIGABOO CHUBBADUBBARUBBADUBBA
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All that joking about paralyzed Opie meanwhile Anthonys gonna be blowing into a straw and crashing into walls. โE-rock. Would-you please-push me.โ NAH IโM TOO FAT, REMEMBER?
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I don't think I would say she's ugly, DMANster.
She's got something about her I find cute. She's fat, but it's placed well, at least in the pic.
I would take her to KFC and tell her she can get as many buckets as she wants. Drive her home back to her apartment in the projects, and see if she'll invite me in for some instant coffee and to fuck her in the butt.
I like take my time in a new relationshipster.
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She is probably a nice lady and if she pulled the plug on Cumia I'd throw her a poke or 5.
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โTell my wife I love her, because she would have left by nowโ
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Nana dying and Joe trying to take the last bits of Ant's wealth.
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โAt least I get good parking spaces.โ
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I'd FEDEX Flava Flav home in a heartbeat if that were the case, Meowster.
I'm really tired of bleeding from the penis every night TBQHWY.
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DMAN has just fucked so many big ol' black women it's totally lost its allure to him, funster.
To us whites, the unexplored world of impossibly large breasts, coco butter, and noxious hair products remains mysterious yet intriguing.
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Missy feeling thankful she's gonna get the house and whatever money nana has left while she's still in her thirties.
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"Nana. It's time."
"...Aaaallllllright."
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'I kant beleve my good Anthony Cumia has past. I'll be deadikateing my appearance at Tiff Grill and Ale House on Oct 06 in his onner.' Rich Vos (Living) Legend.
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@admin transfer a few thousand of my ribs to @RoTheHo69 immediately.
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coonskin can you make one more phone call? For the bit.
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HAHAHA HOLLEE SHIT? ITS TIME? IโM GOING TO DIE? DEATH? HAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT
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Mr Cumia, your family is here to see you.
"Hey Ant, I figured I'd st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- (oh fuck) st- st- st- st- st- **flatlining noises** st- st- st- stop by."
"Hey Ant, I figured I'd st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- (oh fuck) st- st- st- st- st- **flatlining noises** st- st- st- stop by."
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Heโs been on borrowed time for years
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inb4 you fags go "in all seriousness it's actually pretty sad he died. We have a lot of memories to thank him for" or some shit.