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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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Cheer up, Nana. When you get out you can see Joe Matarese do his best set in years! Let's send Nana some tickets with a get well soon message...


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NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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My dad was a drunk who died in his early 60s, my uncle was, their dad was. Every alcoholic (in terms of being a life long drinker who drinks regularly) I’ve ever known didn’t make it to 70. The ones who got close were basically bed ridden dementia patients at 68 when other 68 year olds are still healthy and fit.


He isn’t long for this earth, and subconsciously he must know it.
 

FingerofGod

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My dad was a drunk who died in his early 60s, my uncle was, their dad was. Every alcoholic (in terms of being a life long drinker who drinks regularly) I’ve ever known didn’t make it to 70. The ones who got close were basically bed ridden dementia patients at 68 when other 68 year olds are still healthy and fit.


He isn’t long for this earth, and subconsciously he must know it.
Nice family, stupid.
 

HH Brother

@AnthonyCumia hey, miss you!
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His recent health troubles explain this.
I don't know what circumstance would make you this drenched in sweat by just sitting there boozing, funster.

"Just a blockage."

It's a decade of fall down drunk plaque built up in his circulatory system, that's all. Just take some aspirinster.

I'll say this now. He won't make the next election.
 
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